PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between White Goodman (ranked 3844 p4p, 23717 weight class) and Baby Slice (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Goodman
vs
Slice

176 cm
18
163
1 - 0 - 0

180 cm
32
165
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Basic striking
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, White Goodman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Baby Slice!
The judges for this bout are Yukihiro Yamamoto, Yukihiro Shimada and Shigeki Fujiwara.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Slice keeps the fight on the outside.

Slice gets tackled into the cage by Goodman. Goodman maintains the clinch.
Goodman is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Slice gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Goodman tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Slice's elbow.
Goodman tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Slice just stands there and leans against the cage.

Slice breaks from the clinch.

Goodman takes the fight into the clinch.

Goodman pulls guard effortlessly.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Goodman trying to control the position here.
Slice would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Goodman has his feet on Slice's thighs here. He's pushed Slice off and worked for a very quick armbar from the bottom! He's flipped onto his stomach and he's cranking hard on the arm! Slice screams in pain and taps out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). White Goodman!
As White Goodman got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: Losing is a genetic disorder much like baldness or necrophilia and its only your fault if you don't hate yourself enough to do something about it! Join Globo Gym !!'.