PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Petr Sirotek (ranked 25106 p4p, 4579 weight class) and Dusty Rousey (ranked 0 p4p, 552 weight class). Sirotek's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Igraj moja Hrvatska. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Dusty Rousey was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Sirotek
vs
Rousey

177 cm
26
209
2 - 3 - 0

185 cm
18
197
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Nutritional Shaved Ice

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Petr Sirotek!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Dusty Rousey!
The judges for this bout are Chris Edwards, Paul Tew and Andrew Berry.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rousey tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Rousey tries to close the distance and clinch up but Sirotek swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Rousey is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Rousey is defended easily by Sirotek.
Rousey misses with a combination

and Sirotek holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Sirotek lands an elbow that stopped Rousey in his tracks for a moment.

It looks like Dusty Rousey has been cut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Sirotek breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Rousey fails with a takedown attempt.
Sirotek chopping away at his opponent's legs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Rousey tries for a takedown but Sirotek circles away easily

and Sirotek holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Petr Sirotek has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dusty Rousey.

Sirotek's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Sirotek is looking to land body kicks.

Sirotek has closed the distance and engaged Rousey in a clinch.
Sirotek prevents Rousey from breaking the clinch.

Sirotek decides to pull guard.

Sirotek has his feet on Rousey's thighs here. He's pushed Rousey off and worked for a very quick armbar from the bottom! He's flipped onto his stomach and he's cranking hard on the arm! Rousey screams in pain and taps out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Petr Sirotek!
An intense looking Petr Sirotek took to the microphone post fight and gave a little speech: 'Thanks to my family, my friends and my trainers and also my sponsors. AND NOW - GET ME ANOTHER SHOT!!!'.