PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Fran Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski (ranked 3838 p4p, 5757 weight class) and Paddy Smacks (ranked 479 p4p, 605 weight class). Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski comes into the arena with Meet Fran blaring out of the sound system. Paddy Smacks is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski
vs
Smacks

189 cm
19
197
1 - 0 - 0

188 cm
20
185
2 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very quick

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Fran Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Paddy Smacks!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Jack Bonds and Percy O'Donnell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Smacks gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Smacks takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Smacks takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski's corner calls for a 1-2. Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Smacks has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Smacks there as he acknowledges the shot.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski catches Smacks with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Smacks lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski circles away quickly and effectively.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Smacks rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Smacks keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Smacks misses with a double jab
and Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski counters with a nice body shot.
Smacks walks into a stiff left hand from Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski.
Smacks gets cracked there but stands up to it.

Smacks is rocked!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Smacks is still on wobbly legs! Can Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski finish him?
Smacks looks winded!
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski connects with a crisp jab.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski fires a straight punch through the middle that cracks Smacks square on the jaw! Damn, Smacks is out cold on his feet and topples face first to the canvas! Wow, I haven't seen a knockout that brutal in a long time!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:13 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Fran Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski!