PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Snarf Snarf (ranked 1296 p4p, 2435 weight class) and Callum Adams (ranked 186 p4p, 326 weight class). Snarf's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Smack my bitch up. Adams has chosen No Noncesense as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Snarf
vs
Adams

190 cm
26
275
6 - 0 - 0

200 cm
19
285
3 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Very strong

Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Bondi MMA
Arcticus University: London

Voodoo Nutrition
Urban Fighter

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Snarf Snarf!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Callum Adams!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Frank Antenori and Percy O'Donnell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Adams defending well as Snarf loads up on a big left hand.
Snarf lands with a good body shot.
Adams takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Snarf connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.

It looks like Callum Adams has been cut.
Adams with a nice cross.
Nice shot lands for Snarf.
Snarf throws the left hand but Adams avoids the punch easily.
Adams avoids the body shot from Snarf.
Snarf jabs Adams to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Snarf looks to land a combination but Adams avoids it well.
Snarf throws a hook but Adams avoids it easily.
Snarf lands a right hook to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Adams staying out of range there.
Snarf swings widly with a right hand
and Adams counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

It looks like Snarf Snarf has been cut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Snarf looks to land a left hand but Adams moved out of range nicely.
The fighters circling - Snarf throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Snarf moves forwards but Adams connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Snarf definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
A jab from Snarf finds it's way through Adams's defenses.
Snarf waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Adams.
Adams wants to counter with a clinch but Snarf pushes him away.
The fighters circling - Snarf throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Snarf throws a big shot that misses.
Snarf looks to land a left hand but Adams moved out of range nicely.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Adams! But no joy.
Snarf pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Adams misses with an uppercut.
Adams drops his hands momentarily and Snarf takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Donk. Snarf catches Adams right on the button with a cross.

That has opened up Callum Adams's cut even more.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Snarf thuds a left hand into Adams's body.
Snarf misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Adams.
Adams throws the left hand but Snarf avoids the punch easily.
Snarf lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Nice defenses there by Adams.
Snarf throws a shot from downtown. Adams moves away and avoids it.
Adams drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Snarf throws an overhand right that lands on Adams's shoulder, as Adams tries to avoid the shot.
Snarf scores with a one two! Adams had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.

The cut above Callum Adams's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Snarf throws a hook to the side of Adams's head but Adams sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Adams ducks under a wild hook from Snarf.
Adams looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Adams is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Snarf.
Adams slips a straight right by Snarf.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Donk. Snarf catches Adams right on the button with a cross.
Snarf takes a shot to the body in his stride.
A jab from Adams finds it's way through Snarf's defenses.
A punch combination from Snarf misses.
Snarf misses with a jab to the body
and Adams cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Snarf throws a big shot that misses.
Snarf misses with a left hand
and Adams connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

Adams sends Snarf crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Adams is motioning to the referee to let Snarf up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!

Snarf is rocked!

Snarf Snarf's cut is getting worse.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Snarf misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Adams.
Adams wants to counter the offense by Snarf and move into the clinch position.
Oh Snarf is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Snarf misses with a right hand
and Adams counters with a huge right that knocks Snarf out cold! Adams is running around with a crazed look on his face - you can see how much that meant to him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Callum Adams!
Callum Adams is the new heavyweight champion!
Callum Adams thanked the fans post fight for their support.
Snarf Snarf spoke after the fight, saying 'I LIKE TURTLES!!! SNARF! Good Fight! Dr. Rockzo sold me a fat jeffery, lets go get lit as fuck and run a train on Lionell's sister. snarf! '.