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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bubba Joe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Melkmermpf Nankerzeff (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Nankerzeff has chosen Es gibt Reis, Baby! as his entrance music. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the fighters buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!
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255 lbs
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275 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
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Decent boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bubba Joe!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Melkmermpf Nankerzeff!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Stewart Dunkirk and Tiny Johnson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Joe tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Nankerzeff swivels and escapes.
Nankerzeff showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Joe.
Joe is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Nankerzeff.
Joe with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Joe tries to clinch up.
Joe misses with a double jab
and Joe takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Nankerzeff avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Joe looks for a takedown but Nankerzeff sprawls well.
Joe instigates a clinch.
Joe tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Nankerzeff just stands there and leans against the cage.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Bubba Joe. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Nankerzeff drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Nankerzeff can't break the clinch.
Joe manages to break the clinch.
Nankerzeff goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Nankerzeff fails with an attempt to clinch.
Nice defenses there by Nankerzeff.
Joe is looking to clinch but Nankerzeff is avoiding it.
Joe lunges at Nankerzeff with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Nankerzeff's hand.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Joe shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Nankerzeff as he avoids it easily.
Nankerzeff checks a leg kick.
Nankerzeff misses with the combination.
Joe tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Nankerzeff moves into the clinch.
Nankerzeff drops down looking for an ankle pick but Joe pulls his leg out and moves away.
Nankerzeff throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Joe tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Nankerzeff makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Joe is breathing heavily.
Nankerzeff shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Joe as he avoids it easily.
Joe tries to clinch up
and Nankerzeff counters with a left and a right that stings Joe.
Joe tries to clinch up.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Joe.
A punch combination from Nankerzeff misses.
Joe throws a head kick but Nankerzeff moves out of range.
Nankerzeff throws a series of strikes that have Joe backpedaling.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nankerzeff scores with a takedown into Joe's guard.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Joe working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Nankerzeff.
Joe throws some sloppy strikes off his back.
Joe wriggles free and stands up.
Joe has managed to clinch.
Nankerzeff throws a head punch that misses.
Joe goes for a takedown in the clinch but Nankerzeff prevents it.
Joe prevents Nankerzeff from breaking the clinch.
Nankerzeff misses with the head strike.
A short body shot lands from Joe as the two fighters clinch.
Joe wants a takedown.
Nankerzeff tries to break the clinch but Joe is controlling the position.
Nankerzeff wants to get back to striking at distance but Joe won't allow it.
Joe breaks from the clinch.
Joe fails with an attempt to clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Joe misses with a shot to the body
and Nankerzeff counters with a three punch combo that has Joe backing up. Joe nods at Nankerzeff to acknowledge the strikes.
Nankerzeff fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Joe looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Joe wants to clinch up but Nankerzeff keeps it at a distance.
Joe darts in trying to clinch
and Nankerzeff counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for Joe. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.
Joe scores with a shot to the side of Nankerzeff's head.
Nankerzeff misses with a short punch on the inside.
Nankerzeff scores with a shoulder strike.
Nankerzeff wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Nankerzeff breaks the clinch.
Nankerzeff drops Joe with a left right combo! Nankerzeff follows him down to the ground into side control.
Joe is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Nankerzeff takes a little break here. Joe wants to take advantage but he is being controlled well.
Oh Joe is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Nankerzeff cracks Joe with a big elbow.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nankerzeff controlling the position.
Joe seems to have got his legs back now.
Nankerzeff decides to stand up, so the ref orders Joe to his feet.
Nankerzeff is working the combinations to good effect here.
Nankerzeff tries to clinch but Joe is having none of it.
Nankerzeff shoots in but Joe avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Joe cracks Nankerzeff with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Nankerzeff misses with a jab, cross combination.
Nankerzeff has a takedown stuffed.
Nankerzeff throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Melkmermpf Nankerzeff dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Nankerzeff closes the distance and clinches up with Joe, looking for a takedown. Nankerzeff pushes Joe against the cage but Joe circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Nankerzeff circles away from the clinch attempt.
Nankerzeff lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Nankerzeff takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
It looks like Melkmermpf Nankerzeff has been cut.
Joe misses with a takedown attempt - Nankerzeff sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Joe throws a nice outside leg kick.
Joe fails with the takedown.
Nankerzeff throws a leg kick that is checked
and Joe counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Joe dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Nankerzeff. That did some damage!
Joe closes the distance looking to clinch
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
and Nankerzeff counters with a series of strikes. Joe will be more careful next time no doubt.
Joe wants to clinch.
Some wild striking there from Nankerzeff.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Nankerzeff misses with a double jab
and Joe counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Joe throws a head kick that misses.
Nice takedown defense from Nankerzeff. No joy for Joe on that attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Bubba Joe. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Nankerzeff fails with an attempt to clinch.
Nankerzeff looks to land a combination. Joe sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Oooh a lovely combination from Nankerzeff sends Joe down but not out. Nankerzeff dives into side control looking to finish.
Joe is rocked!
Joe is trying to work for a sweep but Nankerzeff has mounted him!
Oh Joe is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Nankerzeff controlling from the full mount.
Joe seems to have got his legs back now.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Joe throwing punches from his back but nothing is landing.
Nankerzeff sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Joe really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Nankerzeff won't let Joe get back to his feet... He wants to keep the fight where it is for now.
Nankerzeff controlling his opponent.
Nankerzeff unloads with some shots from mount but Joe bucks and avoids them well.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Joe is working to get back to half guard.
Nankerzeff tries to control but Joe wriggling away.
Joe tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Nankerzeff in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Joe throwing punches from his back but nothing is landing.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Joe bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!
Joe tries to stand but Nankerzeff is controlling from the bottom.
Joe looking to pass the guard.
Nankerzeff working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Joe.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Nankerzeff controls Joe momentarily but Joe frees himself.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Melkmermpf Nankerzeff showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Melkmermpf Nankerzeff's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
Joe fails with a takedown attempt.
A nice leg kick lands there from Joe.
Bubba Joe is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Joe throws a solid leg kick but Nankerzeff takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Joe.
Joe shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Nankerzeff but Nankerzeff pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Joe darts in trying to clinch
and Nankerzeff counters with a slapping leg kick.
Joe swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Nankerzeff counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Nankerzeff tries to clinch but Joe moves away
and Joe counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Joe seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Nankerzeff does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Joe decides to stand and escape the position.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Nankerzeff avoids the body shot from Joe.
Nankerzeff takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
A slapping leg kick lands for Joe.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Joe gets a clinch.
Joe breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Joe cracks the inside of Nankerzeff's front leg.
Joe shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Bubba Joe. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Nankerzeff swinging wilding here.
Joe darts in trying to clinch
and Nankerzeff counters with a left and a right that stings Joe.
Joe will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Jab, jab by Nankerzeff - just one landing.
Nankerzeff looks to land a combination. Joe sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Nankerzeff lands a big right hand and follows it up with an uppercut. Oh and another big punch and a knee - Joe can't take much more of this! Another big shot to the jaw from Nankerzeff and Joe drops to the floor. Beaten and bloodied - he had enough there. A vicious beatdown by Nankerzeff.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:41 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Melkmermpf Nankerzeff!
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