PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Chilli Bloke (ranked 4006 p4p, 4206 weight class) and Lester Green (ranked 201 p4p, 213 weight class). Green has chosen This Is Beetle as his entrance music. Chilli Bloke is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Bloke
vs
Green

178 cm
20
135
3 - 2 - 0

175 cm
20
138
2 - 3 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
Very quick

Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Vegan Gains

Voodoo Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Chilli Bloke!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Lester Green!
The judges for this bout are Joseph Jones, Franklyn Lucas and Russell Pearce.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bloke fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Green looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Green dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Green comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Bloke keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Green.
Bloke really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Green misses the jab.
It looked like Bloke was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Green.
Jab by Green.
Bloke dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Bloke swings for the body but Green moves out of range.
Bloke looks to score with a jab to the body but Green is just out of range.
Green throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Bloke connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Bloke looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Green moves out of range as Bloke strikes.
Green missing with a left hand there. Bloke was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Green misses with an uppercut
and Bloke cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Bloke throws a hook but Green blocks it.
Bloke uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Green.
A punch combination from Bloke misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bloke throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Bloke takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Green slips under a jab.
Green avoids the body shot from Bloke.
Bloke misses with a body punch
and Green cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Bloke moves out of range as Green strikes.
Green swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Bloke definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Green throws a big shot that misses.
Bloke throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Green with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Bloke misses with a hook to the body
and Green counters with a straight right hand.
Green uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Bloke.
Green swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Bloke throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Green.
Green keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Bloke.
Green now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
A telegraphed right hand from Green misses the target.
Bloke fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Green manages to avoid it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Green throws a right and a left that Bloke avoids nicely.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bloke swinging wildly here.
It seemed like Green was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Green listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Green misses with an uppercut. Bloke saw that one coming.
Sloppy strikes from Bloke. Those never looked like landing.
Green connects with a right hand. Bloke shakes it off.
Bloke bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Green scores with a jab to the body.
Bloke throws a shot from downtown. Green moves away and avoids it.
Bloke keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Green.
A big left from Green misses.
Green is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Bloke.
Bloke swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Green waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Bloke.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Green throws a body shot but no joy.
Bloke throws a hook to the side of Green's head but Green sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Green throws out a counter right but Bloke avoids it with no problem.
Nice straight punches there by Green. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Green.
Green looks to land a right hand but Bloke moved out of range.
Green lands a really nice looking cross but Bloke seems unphased.
Green throws a body punch but Bloke moves out of range.
Bloke cracks Green with an open hand slap.
Bloke misses with a left hand
and Green counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Green takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Bloke cracks Green with a good jab.
Green misses with a straight right.
Bloke misses with a body shot.
Green throws a poor cross that misses
and Bloke counters with a right hand to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bloke avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Green throws a right hand that misses
and Bloke counters with a stiff right hand.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bloke fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Green is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Bloke had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into mush.
Bloke throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Green throws out a counter right but Bloke avoids it with no problem.
Bloke fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Green manages to avoid it.
Green unleashes a big counter combination but Bloke bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Green misses with a double jab.
Green throws an ugly left hook that misses
enabling Bloke to counter with a crisp jab.
Green misses with a shot to the body
and Bloke connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Green throws a looping overhand right but Bloke ducks down to avoid it.
Green misses with a straight left.
Bloke blocks a jab.
Green wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Bloke slips a jab from Green.
An attempted straight right counter from Bloke misses the target.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bloke slips under a jab.
Bloke misses with a double jab
letting Green counter with a right hand.
Green misses with a wild body shot.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Lester Green dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Bloke tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Green was well out of range. Poor timing from Bloke.
Green steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Bloke.
Bloke jabs Green to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Bloke misses with a looping right.
Green takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Nice defenses there by Green.
Bloke slips a straight right by Green.
Green slips under a jab from Bloke.
Bloke stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Green pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Bloke avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bloke avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Bloke tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Green was well out of range. Poor timing from Bloke.
Bloke ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Green moves away.
Lester Green seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Bloke connects with a body shot.
Green slips a jab and a cross from Bloke.
Bloke has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bloke ducks under a wild hook from Green.
A big left from Green misses.
Bloke works the jab nicely.
Chilli Bloke is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Green misses with a straight left.
Green throws a looping overhand right but Bloke ducks down to avoid it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bloke. Green does a little dance to reset his feet.
Green tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bloke was well out of range. Poor timing from Green.
Bloke ducks under a wild hook from Green.
Green throws a big shot that misses.
Nice uppercut lands for Bloke. That snapped Green's head back.
Bloke blocks a jab.
Green throws a series of punches but Bloke avoids them all with ease.
Bloke half committed to a counter leg kick.
Bloke swings for the body but Green moves out of range.
Green takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Green misses with a hook. Bloke ducked under it nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bloke misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Green.
Bloke scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Green misses with a lunging right hand
and Bloke counters with a stiff right hand.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bloke lands a nice shot to the body.
Green drops his hands momentarily and Bloke takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Green loads up on a big right hand but Bloke slips the punch.
Bloke appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
A slow jab from Green misses its intended target.
Bloke takes one to the chin there.
Green throws a hook but Bloke avoids it easily.
Bloke misses the shot to the body.
Bloke fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Bloke scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Green lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Jab from Bloke.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bloke looks to score with a jab to the body but Green is just out of range.
Green throws out a counter right but Bloke avoids it with no problem.
Bloke throws a right and a left that Green avoids nicely.
Green swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Bloke.
Green walks into a jab.
The crowd cheers as Bloke lands an impressive looking overhand right. Green doesn't seem phased though.
Green looks to land a combination. Bloke sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Bloke just misses with a punch to the body.
Green lands a lovely overhand right.
The fighters circling - Green throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
As Green looks to move away, Bloke throws a big counter combo but Green just gets out of the way.
Green scores with a shot to the body.
Green takes a jab right on the kisser.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Green misses the jab.
Green misses with a straight left.
Green misses with a lunging right hand
and Bloke counters with a one-two to the body.
A jab from Green misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bloke dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Bloke missing with a left hand there. Green was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Green throws out a counter right but Bloke avoids it with no problem.
Green cracks Bloke with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Jab from Bloke.
Bloke swinging wildly here.
A little jabbing left from Green on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Green might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Bloke walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Green missing with a left hand there. Bloke was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Green has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Green clobbers Bloke with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Green misses with a hook.
Bloke keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bloke ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Green moves away.
Bloke swings for the body but Green moves out of range.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Chilli Bloke dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Green misses with an uppercut
and Bloke counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Green lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Green blocks a jab.
Green looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Bloke slips a straight right by Green.
Bloke connects with a single shot there.
Green throws a hook but Bloke blocks it.
Bloke appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Green misses with a hook.
Green pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Green lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Green takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Green takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Green thuds his right hand into Bloke's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Bloke swings widly with a right hand
enabling Green to counter with a crisp jab.
Green misses with a looping left.
Bloke takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bloke takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Green misses with a wild combination.
Green avoids the body shot from Bloke.
Bloke looks to score with a jab to the body but Green is just out of range.
Green's jab looks to have found its range, popping Bloke under the eye.
Green throws a jab when Bloke was well out of range.
Green waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Bloke.
No joy there for Bloke, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Bloke lands a nice shot to the body.
Bloke moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Bloke moves out of range of the strikes.
Green waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Bloke.
Bloke misses with a jab, cross combination.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bloke misses the shot to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bloke uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Green.
Bloke lands a right hook to the body.
Green throws the left hand but Bloke avoids the punch easily.
Green looks to land a left hand but Bloke moved out of range nicely.
Bloke slips under a jab.
A big left from Green misses.
Bloke slips under a jab.
Bloke throws the left hand but Green avoids the punch easily.
Green ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
It seemed like Green was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Bloke misses with a two punch combination.
Green bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Bloke scores with a jab.
Green takes a body punch but keeps moving.
A jab from Bloke misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bloke's corner calls for a 1-2. Bloke obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Bloke uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Green.
Green falls off balance throwing a combination
and Bloke counters with a left and a right that stings Green.
Green throws a jab when Bloke was well out of range.
Green takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Bloke misses with the combination.
Green scores with a nice strike.
Green throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Bloke cracks Green with a good jab.
Green just misses with a punch to the body.
A big right from Green misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A shot to the liver by Green. Beautiful body shot.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Green avoids the body shot from Bloke.
Green looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Bloke looks to land a left hand but Green moved out of range nicely.
Green is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Green misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bloke.
A big right from Green misses.
Bloke slips under a jab.
Green misses with a looping right.
Green staying out of range there.
Bloke fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Green manages to avoid it.
Bloke tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Green manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
A countering left hand to the body from Green misses.
Green rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Bloke counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Bloke gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Green slips under a jab.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Lester Green.
Well Green has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Joseph Jones scores the fight 28:29
Judge Franklyn Lucas scores the fight 29:28
Judge Russell Pearce scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by split decision... Lester Green!
An out of breath Lester Green thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.