PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Chicken Destroyer (ranked 2357 p4p, 4008 weight class) and Pete Roberts (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chicken Destroyer is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Destroyer
vs
Roberts

170 cm
36
167
26 - 25 - 1

186 cm
26
160
7 - 2 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Counter fighter
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 26 - 25 - 1, fighting out of St Petersburg, Chicken Destroyer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Pete Roberts!
The judges for this bout are Vladimir Khabensky, Valeri Chadov and Fedor Mirinova.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Roberts gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Destroyer counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Destroyer throws a one two combo.
Roberts seems to be squinting his left eye. Perhaps he got a poke in that previous exchange. Destroyer shows no mercy and swarms him with a barage of strikes! Roberts is backing up but Destroyer catches him with a final right hook that drops him! Roberts covers up and the referee steps in to end the fight! Destroyer Jumps to his feet and flashes his guns to the crowd. Oh yeah, baby! How'd you like them apples?!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Chicken Destroyer!
A victorious Chicken Destroyer thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.