PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Rooster Test (ranked 1480 p4p, 2201 weight class) and Marcus Hansen (ranked 206 p4p, 297 weight class). Hansen has chosen Black Sabbath - Iron Man as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Test
vs
Hansen

172 cm
27
171
7 - 5 - 0

182 cm
21
183
5 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

HELLBENT
Barry Bonds Performance Enhancers -160Q

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Rooster Test !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Marcus Hansen!
The judges for this bout are David Schapiro, Columbo Gatti and Jorge Garcia.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A shot to the body from Test misses
and Hansen counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Test moves out of range as Hansen strikes.
Test looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
A right-left combo lands from Hansen.
Hansen throws a lazy uppercut
and Hansen takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Test throws a hook to the side of Hansen's head but Hansen sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Sloppy strikes from Test . Those never looked like landing.
Hansen connects with a nice looking jab.
Hansen throws a series of strikes that have Test backpedaling.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hansen bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
A jab from Hansen misses.
Hansen walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.

It looks like Marcus Hansen has been cut.
The fighters circling - Hansen throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A slow jab from Hansen misses its intended target.
Hansen lands a really nice looking cross but Test seems unphased.
Test moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Hansen throws the left hand but Test avoids the punch easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hansen throws a jab when Test was well out of range.
Test ducks under a wild hook from Hansen.
Hansen throws an ugly left hook that misses

and Test counters by clinching up.
Hansen throws a head punch that misses.
Test gets through Hansen's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Test working aggressively here.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Test .
Test scores with a hook to the body.
Hansen misses with a hook from the clinch.
Hansen misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Hansen goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Hansen has a couple of punches blocked by Test .
Test working aggressively here.
Test lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Test doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Test lands a nice shot to the body.
Hansen misses with a hook from the clinch.
Test misses with some punches.
Hansen tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Test blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Test lands with a short shot to the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A right hook to the body lands for Test .
Hansen lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Hansen working aggressively here.
Hansen has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Test seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Hansen can turn it around.
Hansen tries a body shot but Test blocks it.
Hansen doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Test .
Test throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Hansens head.
Test throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Hansens head.
Nice body punch from Test .
Hansen misses with the head strike.
Test tries a body shot but Hansen blocks it.
Hansen looking to stall.
Test throws a punch but it's blocked by Hansen.
Hansen tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Hansen tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Test 's elbow.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Hansen.
Hansen tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Hansen tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Hansen blocking some punches.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hansen works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Test lands a nice shot to the body.
Hansen tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Test scores with a hook to the body.
Hansen digs a right hand into Test 's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Test 's gas tank.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Hansen.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Test as Hansen tries to tie him up.
Test stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
A short right from Test .

Hansen has hold of one of Test 's legs. Test is fighting the takedown attempt but Hansen gets the trip and lands the takedown into guard.
Hansen is looking to work some ground and pound but Test has wrist control.
Test on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Test tries to get out of the position.
Test looking for a sweep. Not yet Test , not yet.
Test avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Test holds on and takes a little breather.
Test continues to stall.
Hansen postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hansen throwing strikes from guard but Test blocks nicely.
Hansen's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Hansen lands a couple of digs.
Hansen prevents Test from getting back to his feet.
Hansen in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Hansen postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hansen lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Hansen scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!
Test is controlling Hansen's posture.
Hansen is looking to work some ground and pound but Test has wrist control.
Hansen in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Hansen wants to control from the top but Test keeps moving.
Hansen preventing the sweep.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Marcus Hansen will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Marcus Hansen's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Test cracks a nice hook into Hansen's ribs.
Hansen swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
As Hansen tries to get set, Test tries to push him back and clinch up but Hansen manages to avoid the attempt.
Test lands with a precision combination! Left, right, uppercut and Hansen falls flat on his face, eyes wide open but he's out!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:13 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Rooster Test !
A very excited looking Rooster Test made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.