PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Monty Milano (ranked 785 p4p, 1014 weight class) and Dick Dastardly (ranked 23 p4p, 32 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Milano
vs
Dastardly

200 cm
28
265
10 - 6 - 0

201 cm
27
298
6 - 5 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Very quick

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

PWNAGEâ„¢

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Monty Milano!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Dick Dastardly !
The judges for this bout are Aafke Stam, Radbod Blank and Paul Aken.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dastardly is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Milano.
Milano throws a hook to the side of Dastardly 's head but Dastardly sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Milano misses with a body shot.
Milano feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Dastardly s jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!

Oooooh!!! Dastardly has knocked Milano down with a huge combo! Dastardly steps away and waves a wobbly Milano back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!

It looks like Monty Milano has been cut.
Good standup being displayed there by Milano as he connects with a hook.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dastardly rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Milano cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Dastardly takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Dastardly looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Dastardly takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Dastardly connects with a body shot.

Milano clinches up against the cage.
A shot in the inside from Milano.
Dastardly blocking some punches.
Milano gets through Dastardly 's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Milano lands an uppercut.
A short right from Milano.
A nice left hand lands by Milano.
Milano pushes Dastardly back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Milano breaks the clinch.

Dastardly cracks Milano with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Dastardly has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Milano to stand back up!

Milano is rocked!
Milano steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Dastardly .
Oh Milano is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Milano ducks under a wild hook from Dastardly .
A little feinted left hand from Milano on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Milano slips a jab from Dastardly .
Milano seems to have got his legs back now.
Milano connects with a nice looking jab.
Milano misses with a looping left.
Dastardly looks to score with a jab to the body but Milano is just out of range.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dastardly throws a poor cross that misses
and Milano counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Dastardly ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Milano definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Milano keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Dastardly .
Dastardly misses with an uppercut. Milano saw that one coming.
Dastardly walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Milano uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Dastardly .
Dastardly blocks a jab.
Milano avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Milano throws an off balance right hand
and Dastardly makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Milano lands with a nice body punch.
Dastardly looks winded!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Milano lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Milano looks to land a right hand but Dastardly moved out of range.
Dastardly slips a jab from Milano.
Dastardly blocks a jab.
Milano misses with a looping left.
Milano connects with the punch.
Dastardly is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Milano.
Milano seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Milano swings for the body but Dastardly moves out of range.
A slow jab from Dastardly misses its intended target.
Milano throws a series of punches but Dastardly avoids them all with ease.
Milano scores with a jab.
Dastardly moves out of range as Milano strikes.
A punch lands to the side of Milano 's head but he takes it in his stride.

Monty Milano's cut is getting worse.
Milano throws an off balance right hand

and Dastardly counters with a nice right hand that sends Milano toppling to the canvas! Milano scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Dastardly finish him?!
Dastardly slips under a jab.
Dastardly 's coach down at was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Dastardly 's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Milano fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Dastardly on the side of the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice uppercut there from Milano.
A shot to the liver by Milano. Beautiful body shot.
Dastardly uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Milano.
Nice straight punches there by Milano. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Milano.
Dastardly misses with a straight right.
An attempted straight right counter from Milano misses the target.
Milano misses with an uppercut
letting Dastardly counter with a right hand.
A combination from Milano does no damage.
Milano bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Dastardly gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Dastardly misses with a wild body shot.
Milano lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Milano throws a jab but it's blocked by Dastardly .
Milano punishes Dastardly 's body with a nice straight punch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Milano thuds his right hand into Dastardly 's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Milano throws the left hand but Dastardly avoids the punch easily.
Dastardly takes a jab right on the kisser.

Dastardly is rocked!
Dastardly swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dastardly looks to land a right hand but Milano moved out of range.
Sloppy strikes from Milano. Those never looked like landing.
Dastardly swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Milano works Dastardly 's body with a nice hook.
Milano connects with a solid leg kick.
Dastardly misses with an uppercut.
Milano misses the jab.
Dastardly drops his hands momentarily and Milano takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Monty Milano seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Milano throws an off balance right hand
and Dastardly counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Dastardly ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Milano moves away.
Dastardly goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.

Monty Milano's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Milano slips under a jab.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!

Milano cracks Dastardly with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Dastardly looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Milano finish him?
Dastardly is still on wobbly legs! Can Milano finish him?
Are you kidding me?! Milano ducked down and unloaded an uppercut from hell that sent Dastardly clean off his feet! Someone make me a GIF - that's knockout of the night for sure!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Monty Milano!
Monty Milano took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, PWNAGEâ„¢ for their support in the buildup to the fight.