PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Cyrus Prix (ranked 5021 p4p, 4272 weight class) and Uncle Abner (ranked 0 p4p, 503 weight class). Cyrus Prix is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Prix
vs
Abner

205 cm
18
266
1 - 0 - 0

197 cm
23
265
7 - 11 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Cyrus Prix!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Uncle Abner!
The judges for this bout are Franklyn Lucas, Lou da Vinci and Eddie Farnsworth.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Abner slips a straight right by Prix.
Prix misses the jab.
Prix swings widly with a right hand
and Abner counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Abner misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

Oooooh!!! Abner has knocked Prix down with a huge combo! Abner steps away and waves a wobbly Prix back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!

Prix is rocked!

It looks like Cyrus Prix has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Prix thows a left - swing and a miss!
Prix fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Abner manages to avoid it.
Abner misses with a wild body shot.
Cyrus Prix seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Abner punishes Prix's body with a nice straight punch.
Abner scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
A shot to the body from Prix misses
and Abner counters with a left and a right... and another left... and another!! That last one turned off the lights! Prix has no idea who he is and is as he gazes up at the spotlights. Brutal knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Uncle Abner!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Uncle Abner made sure he mentioned Glomco Nutrition , along with how happy he was to win his fight.