PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Bald Bull (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Monkey Man (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Man is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by move bitch-ludacris. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Monkey Man was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Bull
vs
Man

180 cm
18
177 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

178 cm
21
175 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

Good takedowns
Counter striker
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Solid chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Bald Bull!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Monkey Man!
The judges for this bout are Damien Edna, Winston Howard and Donatello Bradman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bull swats away the attempt to clinch by Man.
Man throws a solid leg kick but Bull takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Man.

Bull closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Bull lands in his opponent's guard.
Man throws some sloppy strikes off his back.
Bull throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Man works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Bull works over Man with some ground and pound from guard.

Man pushes Bull off for just long enough to get back to his feet. Very athletic spring there.
Bull looks for a takedown but Man sprawls well.
Man throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Bull.
The fight stays on the outside here - Man looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
A bone on bone clash there as Bull blocks the leg kick.

Bull scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Bull scoring with punches from side control.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bull in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.
Man takes a couple of big shots there - the referee warns him that he has to defend himself better.
Bull lands an elbow.
Bull lands some shots froms side control.
Bull working the ground and pound.
Bull cracks Man with an elbow. That is naaassty.
Man is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Bull looks up at the clock and then as Man takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Bull smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!

Man is rocked!
Man looks gassed!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bull wants to lay and pray for a moment but Man keeps working.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Bull lands a nice forearm strike.
Man throws a couple of strikes even though he's not really in a good position to do so.
Bull blocks the strikes from Man.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Man is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
Man tries to buck Bull off but Bull is having none of it.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Man is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, Bull asserts his dominance and retains side control.
Bull wants to lay and pray for a moment but Man keeps working.
Bull working the head with strikes.
Man throwing some weak shots from the bottom that do no damage.
Bull scores with punches from side control.
Bull has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Bull is looking to take a break and control but Man is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Bull in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.
Man taking punishment in the form of punches.
Bull scoring with punches from side control.
Bull working the body and head with strikes.
Bull in side control lands a decent elbow.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Man throwing some weak shots from the bottom that do no damage.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Bull in side control lands a decent elbow.
Man is working to avoid the ground and pound but Bull connects with a decent elbow.
Bull is looking to take a break and control but Man is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Bull lands an elbow.
Bull looks up at the clock and then as Man takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Bull smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
Man is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
Bull is looking to take a break and control but Man is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Bull working the ground and pound.
Bull in side control lands a decent elbow.
Bull working the body and head with strikes.
Bull landing strikes.
Man on the wrong end of some ground and pound.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Man takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
Bull trying to control the action but Man is working from the bottom.
Bull lands some shots froms side control.
Man takes a couple of big shots there - the referee warns him that he has to defend himself better.
Check out the look on Bull's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Man takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
Man pushes Bull away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Bull gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.
Man throws a couple of punches but he's in a bad position and they don't land.
Bull grinds an elbow into Man's temple.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Bull scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Man to see if he's OK.
Bull in side control lands a decent elbow.
Bull controlling the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bald Bull dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Man tries to close the distance and clinch but Bull swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Bull looks for a takedown but Man sprawls well.
Man misses with a low kick.
Man fails to land with a series of punches.
Monkey Man seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Man is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Man wants to clinch up but Bull keeps it at a distance.
Man throws a right hand that Bull ducks under and follows up with a left that Bull also avoids with ease.
Bull circles away from the clinch attempt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A clash of legs there as Bull blocks the low kick.
Bald Bull is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Man has his takedown stuffed

and Bull counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Man's guard now.
Man is breathing heavily.
Bull scoring with punches to the head and body.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Bull's corner. There ya go! There ya go!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Bull's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Bull scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Bull working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Bull connects with a couple of short punches.
Bull sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Bull scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Bull slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Bull trying to control the action but Man is working from the bottom.
Man is letting Bull control him for a moment.
Man throws a couple of punches but he's in a bad position and they don't land.
Bull landing a few strikes.
Bull working the head with strikes.
Bull is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Man can do to turn this around?

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Man sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.
Bull scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Bull scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Man on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Nice strikes from Bull there.
Bull slips a nice elbow through Man's hands, connecting with Man's forehead.
Man punching from the bottom.
Man on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Bull trying to control the pace.
Bull lands strikes from half guard.
Bull lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Nice strikes from Bull there.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bull seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bull slips a nice elbow through Man's hands, connecting with Man's forehead.
Man misses with some strikes from the bottom.
Man is looking to improve his position.
Bull looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Man with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Bull scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Bull is looking to take a break and control but Man is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Bull passes the guard and advances to mount!
A nice elbow there by Bull.
Man swinging wildly from the bottom but he's not landing.
Bull lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Man hang on?
Bull trying to control but Man is having none of it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bull is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Bull landing strikes from the mount and Man is in trouble!
Man swinging wildly from the bottom but he's not landing.
Man swinging wildly from the bottom but he's not landing.
You get the feeling that Man really doesn't like being in this position too much.
Bull looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
Bald Bull overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Bull in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Bull landing strikes from the mount.
Bull pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.
Man wants to get back to his feet.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Man swinging wildly from the bottom but he's not landing.
Bull in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Bull looking to control and managing it successfully.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bald Bull dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

Man looks to clinch

and Bull counters with a single leg into guard. Man didn't expect that.
Bull lands a couple of digs.
Bull cracks Man with a solid left hand.
Bull works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Bull takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Bull stops Man from getting back to his feet.
Bull lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Man is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Bull scores with a couple of nice shots.
Bull working over Man with some ground and pound. Man looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Bull is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Man!
Bull working away from the top, dropping strikes.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bull connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
Bull putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Bull lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Man hang on?
Man is still in real trouble! Can Bull finish him?
Bull is landing with some decent strikes but Man is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Man is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Man seems to have recovered his senses.
Bull landing punches.
BOOM! Bull connects with a massive shot to the dome!
BOOM! Bull connects with a massive shot to the dome!
Bull with good strikes from the mount here!
Bull working away from the top, dropping strikes.
Bull with the ground and pound from mount.
Bull blocks Man's feeble attempts to strike from the bottom.
Man throwing hammer fists to the chest of Bull. What's that going to do exactly?
Bull with a couple of short strikes.
Bull with a couple of short strikes.
The referee warns Man that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
Bull wants to control the pace but Man is squirming around nicely.
Man is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Bull connects with a couple of good shots from mount.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bull lands a heavy elbow.
Man is trying to escape but when you're mounted that's not too easy.
Bull has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Man's face.
Bull scores with a couple of good head shots there.
Bull dominating with strikes here.
Bull pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.
Man in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
Man is working to get back to half guard.
Bull scoring with strikes but Man is staying in there.
Bull postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Man looks a forlorn figure.
Man trying desperately to get to his feet.
Bull lands a big elbow.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Man really wants to buck Bull off and get back to his feet.
Bull pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.
Bull landing shots from mount.
Bull dominating with strikes here.
Man is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Bull has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Man's face.
Bull is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Man can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
Bull lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
Bull pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.
Bull scoring with strikes but Man is staying in there.
Man is wriggling around trying to escape.
Man is in a horrible position here. Bull smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
Bull blocks Man's feeble attempts to strike from the bottom.
Bull raining down shots from the mount!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bull unloading with bombs!
Bull prevents Man from getting the reversal.
Bull with shots to the head and body - Man looks very uncomfortable down there.
Man is in all sorts of trouble here.
Bull is landing with some decent strikes but Man is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
Monkey Man has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Man throwing hammer fists to the chest of Bull. What's that going to do exactly?
Bull is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Bull is landing with some decent strikes but Man is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
Bull is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Man throwing punches from his back but nothing is landing.
Bull landing strikes, looking to finish!
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Man is wriggling around trying to escape.
Man really wants to buck Bull off and get back to his feet.
Bull in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Bald Bull is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Bull is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Man can't stay in a position like this for much longer.

And that's the end of the fight!
Bald Bull showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Bull, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Damien Edna scores the fight 30:24
Judge Winston Howard scores the fight 30:24
Judge Donatello Bradman scores the fight 30:25

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Bald Bull!