PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Jackie Chan (ranked 4867 p4p, 23484 weight class) and Bsmds Nasmfus (ranked 514 p4p, 0 weight class). Jackie Chan is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Chan
vs
Nasmfus

173 cm
22
166
5 - 7 - 0

198 cm
33
180
3 - 12 - 0

Good takedowns
Brawler
Good chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Good elbows
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Jackie Chan!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bsmds Nasmfus!
The judges for this bout are Shigeki Fujiwara, Tatsuya Matsuyama and Shirou Masuda.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Nasmfus moves into range and clinches up with Chan.

Nasmfus works for the underhooks and manages to get a trip takedown into guard.
Nasmfus really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Chan. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Chan throwing strikes off his back to little effect.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Chan working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Nasmfus doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Nasmfus manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Chan being controlled here, momentarily.
Nasmfus pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Chan is keeping the position for now.
Chan has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nasmfus is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Chan wants to sweep but no luck.
Chan might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nasmfus landing with the ground and pound.

Nasmfus lying in Chan's guard like a wet fish here, stalling away. Chan decides he's had enough of all that nonsense - he escapes his hips and locks up an armbar! Wow, that was slick! Nasmfus taps! This one is aaaaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Jackie Chan!