PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Cecil Lightning (ranked 4924 p4p, 5785 weight class) and Bill Goldberg (ranked 557 p4p, 604 weight class). Cecil Lightning is staring across the ring at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Lightning
vs
Goldberg

199 cm
23
224
22 - 1 - 0

198 cm
40
217
23 - 25 - 0

Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible

Good low kicks
Good gas tank

Conquer
© Trap House

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 22 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Cecil Lightning!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 23 - 25 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Bill Goldberg!
The judges for this bout are James Glass, William Gold and Paul Tew.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lightning takes a swing at Goldberg's ribcage but misses.
Goldberg ducks under a wild hook from Lightning.
Lightning misses with a wild body shot.
Goldberg is looking for the big counter here.
Lightning slips a jab from Goldberg.
Lightning throws a half hearted mid kick.
Lightning lands a high kick!

It looks like Bill Goldberg has been cut.

Goldberg has taken the fight to the clinch.
Goldberg gets through Lightning's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Goldberg struggles to land a body shot inside as Lightning controls his hands.
Goldberg misses with the head strike.

Lightning's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

Lightning cracks Goldberg with a left hand that drops him to the canvas, up against the ropes! Can Goldberg get back up in time? 3, 4, 5, 6, 7... he's on one knee... 8, 9... he's up! 'Walk towards me' says the referee. Goldberg looks steady enough to continue so we're going to continue!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Goldberg lands a glancing blow to the side of Lightning's head.
Goldberg on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Lightning drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Lightning connects with a crushing straight, right on the bridge of Goldberg's nose, sending him crumpling to the mat! That's really rocked Goldberg - is he going to beat the count??? 4,5,6,7,8,9.....10 - he's not made it - this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Cecil Lightning!
A victorious Cecil Lightning thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.