PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Ginger Jesus (ranked 19712 p4p, 2359 weight class) and Poto Tupu Jr (ranked 665 p4p, 314 weight class). Jesus kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Jesus Walks BY-KANYE WEST. On his way into the ring it seems that Ginger Jesus has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Ginger Jesus seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Jesus
vs
Tupu Jr

195 cm
38
243
20 - 12 - 0

182 cm
30
265
8 - 0 - 0

Excellent boxer
Granite chin

World class MT
Granite chin

Perkele!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Ginger Jesus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Poto Tupu Jr!
The judges for this bout are Valeri Chadov, Sergei Dronov and Ivan Kurochkin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jesus uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Tupu Jr.
Tupu Jr lunges at Jesus with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Jesus's hand.
A head kick from Tupu Jr lands but Jesus takes it in his stride.
Tupu Jr pulls out of a head kick attempt.

Jesus rushes Tupu Jr and presses him up against the ropes.
Tupu Jr lands with a short shot to the head.
Tupu Jr throws a punch but it's blocked by Jesus.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Tupu Jr.
Tupu Jr scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Tupu Jr misses with a hook to the ribs.
Tupu Jr goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A right hand to the body from Tupu Jr.
Jesus makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Tupu Jr presses Jesus against the ropes and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Tupu Jr lands a left hand that snaps the head of Jesus backwards.
Tupu Jr lands with a left to the head.
Nice body punch from Tupu Jr.
Jesus is breathing heavily.
Tupu Jr softening up his opponent with strikes, against the ropes.

Tupu Jr manages to break the clinch.
Tupu Jr looks to throw the jab but Jesus is out of range.

Tupu Jr pushes Jesus up against the ropes in a clinch.
Tupu Jr working some nice short punches in the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tupu Jr lands a left hand that snaps the head of Jesus backwards.
A hook to the body from Tupu Jr.
Tupu Jr throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Jesuss head.
Tupu Jr lands with a short shot to the head.
With the fighters clinched against the ropes, Jesus creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Tupu Jr throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Jesuss head.
Tupu Jr lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Jesus or not.
Tupu Jr scores with a shoulder strike.
Tupu Jr digs a right hand underneath Jesus's ribcage. Jesus let out a lung full of air as it connected.
A shot in the inside from Tupu Jr.
Tupu Jr lands a body punch in the clinch.
Tupu Jr blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Tupu Jr stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Tupu Jr has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Jesus seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Tupu Jr can turn it around.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A hook to the body from Tupu Jr.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Tupu Jr.
Tupu Jr scores with a shoulder strike.
Tupu Jr digs a right hand underneath Jesus's ribcage. Jesus let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Tupu Jr lands a left hand that snaps the head of Jesus backwards.
A short left from Tupu Jr.
Tupu Jr digs a right hand underneath Jesus's ribcage. Jesus let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Tupu Jr blocking some punches.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A short uppercut from Tupu Jr.

Jesus is rocked!
Tupu Jr creates a bit of distance and cracks Jesus with a big uppercut! Jesus goes down! The referee pushes Tupu Jr away into a neutral corner and starts the count. 4,5,6,7. Will Jesus make it up in time? He's still flopping around all over the place! The referee has called off the fight! Tupu Jr takes it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:11 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Poto Tupu Jr!
A victorious Poto Tupu Jr thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.