PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Pablo Sir (ranked 21685 p4p, 1059 weight class) and Jakob Rolf (ranked 611 p4p, 156 weight class). Rolf has chosen AVGN Theme Song as his entrance music. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Sir
vs
Rolf

180 cm
31
173
8 - 1 - 0

180 cm
24
169
8 - 4 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Paddy's Enhancing Drugs (160Q)
Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Pablo Sir!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jakob Rolf!
The judges for this bout are Eliza Hachem, Summer Carpenter and Winston Howard.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sir throws a body shot but no joy.
Rolf cracks Sir with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.

Rolf looking for a takedown here - he's got it.

Sir working for a triangle but Rolf defends it easily.

Rolf got a little sloppy there for a moment and Sir has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Rolf has managed to get both his arms back between Sir's legs - danger averted.

Sir is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Rolf defends well.
Rolf slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rolf trying to control but Sir is working from the bottom.

Sir throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Rolf wants to control from the top but Sir keeps moving.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Rolf pushing down on Sir's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Sir is looking to improve his position.
Rolf looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Rolf is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
Sir is controlling an arm, preventing Rolf from taking his back. Although keeping him in mount is no better to be honest.
Rolf tries to control but Sir wriggling away.

Rolf has control of Sir's right arm, working for a kimura. It's a bit of a token attempt though and Sir regains control of the situation pretty easily.
Sir can't escape the position.
Sir is controlling an arm, preventing Rolf from taking his back. Although keeping him in mount is no better to be honest.
Sir is wriggling around trying to escape.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rolf trying to control but he's not successful this time.

Rolf looking to secure an arm triangle but Sir defends it well.
Rolf with some aggressive grappling here, looking for the finish.

Rolf working for a submission but Sir is keeping him at bay.
Sir working to try and regain half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!
Rolf can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Sir is looking to escape.
Sir keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Rolf trying to control but he's not successful this time.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rolf takes Sir's back. Could be looking for a rear naked choke here - either way, Sir is in trouble.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Sir is defending well here and trying to improve his position.

Sir preventing the rear naked choke attempt from Rolf.
I really don't envy Sir right now.

Rolf sinks in the hooks and is looking for the choke. He's got it! Sir taps out!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Jakob Rolf!
A very excited looking Jakob Rolf made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.