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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Homeless Guy (ranked 4581 p4p, 25068 weight class) and Scott Armstrong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Guy comes into the arena with no music blaring out of the sound system. Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Homeless Guy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Scott Armstrong!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Stewart Dunkirk and Gwen Towbar.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice defenses there by Guy.
Guy staying out of range there.
A low kick lands for Guy.
Armstrong misses with a straight left.
Armstrong on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Guy lands a leg kick that knocks Armstrong off balance momentarily.
Armstrong misses with a right hand
and Guy counters with an outside leg kick.
Armstrong on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Guy lands with a thumping leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Armstrong on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Guy. Guy obviously looking to wear him down.
Guy connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
A nice inside leg kick there by Guy. That's going to slow Armstrong down.
Armstrong throws a right and a left that Guy avoids nicely.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Armstrong misses with a hook to the body
and Guy counters by moving into the clinch.
Guy manages to break the clinch.
Armstrong bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Guy's head backwards.
Armstrong throws a lazy right hand but Guy sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Armstrong takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Armstrong on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Guy. Guy obviously looking to wear him down.
Armstrong looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Armstrong throws a combination that misses
and Guy counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Armstrong misses with a right hand
and Guy makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Guy thumps Armstrong with a low kick.
Guy is looking to chop away at Armstrong's legs.
An inside leg kick lands from Guy.
Guy scores with a leg kick.
Guy takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A low kick lands for Guy.
Armstrong tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Guy was well out of range. Poor timing from Armstrong.
Armstrong throws a right hand that misses
and Guy counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Armstrong swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Guy counters with a good low kick that Armstrong was not able to check.
Guy scores with a leg kick.
Guy with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Armstrong has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Guy.
Guy is looking to slow Armstrong down with leg kicks.
Guy thumps Armstrong with a low kick.
Guy avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Armstrong works Guy's body with a nice hook.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Armstrong checks a leg kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Armstrong throws a hook but Guy avoids it easily.
Guy feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Guy moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Guy throws a leg kick but Armstrong sees it coming and moves out of range.
A looping hook to the body misses from Armstrong. Guy does a little dance to reset his feet.
Armstrong throws a sloppy body shot
and Guy counters with a nice low kick that buckles Armstrong's knee momentarily.
Guy with a nice calf kick.
Armstrong takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
A shot to the body from Armstrong misses
and Guy counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Some wild striking there from Armstrong.
Guy with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A solid leg kick lands there for Guy.
Armstrong looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Guy tried to counter with a leg kick but Armstrong avoided it.
Guy chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Armstrong's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Armstrong checks a leg kick nicely.
Guy scores with a leg kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Guy moves out of range of the strikes.
Armstrong falls off balance throwing a combination
and Guy counters with a nice leg kick.
Armstrong throws a right hand that Guy ducks under and follows up with a left that Guy also avoids with ease.
Armstrong throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
It appears Guy was looking to counter with a kick there.
Scott Armstrong seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Armstrong with a hook.
Guy finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Homeless Guy dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Armstrong throws a right hand that Guy ducks under and follows up with a left that Guy also avoids with ease.
Armstrong misses with a body shot.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Armstrong checks a leg kick.
Armstrong lands a right hook to the body.
Guy dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Armstrong. That did some damage!
Guy is looking to chop away at Armstrong's legs.
Armstrong lands a jab-cross combination.
Some bone on bone action there as Armstrong checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Armstrong misses with a straight left.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Guy misses with a low kick.
Guy chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Guy showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Armstrong.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Guy throws a leg kick but Armstrong moved away.
Armstrong misses with a body shot.
Armstrong just misses with a punch to the body.
Homeless Guy is winning the standup battle so far.
Guy throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Armstrong stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Armstrong throws an off balance right hand
and Guy makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Some bone on bone action there as Armstrong checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Guy throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Armstrong stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Armstrong misses the shot to the body.
Guy is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Armstrong can do to turn this around?
Armstrong steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Guy. That one must have hurt.
A low kick lands for Guy.
Guy lands a leg kick that knocks Armstrong off balance momentarily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Guy connects with an inside leg kick.
Armstrong throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Guy counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Armstrong!
You can see that Armstrong has visibly slowed down as a result of the leg kicks
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Guy controls the position from side control.
Armstrong sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.
Armstrong gets full guard.
Guy controls from within his opponent's guard.
Armstrong is trying to keep Guy in close.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Guy passes into half guard.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Armstrong can do anything to dispel that myth.
Guy stalling.
Armstrong is positioning himself well to prevent Guy advancing to mount.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Armstrong moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Armstrong is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Guy's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Guy showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Guy is pushing down on Armstrong's leg trying to pass to half guard. Armstrong is fighting to maintain full guard but Guy has managed to sneak the leg through.
Guy has improved his flexibility recently so we will have to see if he can use that to his advantage.
Armstrong trying to control from the bottom.
Armstrong is controlling Guy's position as best he can from this difficult position.
Let's hope that Armstrong has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Homeless Guy dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
Guy lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Guy throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Armstrong falls off balance throwing a combination
and Guy counters with a nice leg kick.
Armstrong misses the shot to the body.
Armstrong throws a looping overhand right but Guy ducks down to avoid it.
Guy half committed to a counter leg kick.
A slapping leg kick lands for Guy.
A left and a right from Armstrong both land. Nice combination.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Guy with a nice calf kick.
A solid leg kick lands there for Guy.
Guy lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
An inside leg kick lands from Guy.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Guy takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Guy throws a leg kick which misses Armstrong's front leg but catches the back leg as Armstrong tries to avoid it.
Armstrong scores with a punch to the head.
Armstrong takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Guy defending well as Armstrong loads up on a big left hand.
No joy there for Armstrong, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
As Armstrong backs away, Guy returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
A swing and a miss from Armstrong.
Armstrong has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Guy.
Guy tries a low kick but Armstrong avoids it.
Guy lands a nice looking kick to the body. Armstrong takes a step back to recover.
Armstrong takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Armstrong checks a leg kick nicely.
Nice body kick from Guy.
Armstrong misses with a left hand
and Guy counters by clinching up.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Armstrong tries to throw a body punch but Guy avoids it by throwing Armstrong back against the cage.
Stalling in the clinch from Guy.
Armstrong's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
A good leg kick by Guy.
Guy fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Guy connects with a leg kick.
A nice inside leg kick there by Guy. That's going to slow Armstrong down.
Armstrong misses with a double jab.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Armstrong stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Guy.
Armstrong has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Guy.
Armstrong fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Guy manages to avoid it.
Guy defending well as Armstrong loads up on a big left hand.
Scott Armstrong is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Guy tries to land a leg kick but Armstrong saw it coming and moves away.
A little jabbing left from Armstrong on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
A nice inside leg kick there by Guy. That's going to slow Armstrong down.
A clash of legs there as Armstrong blocks the low kick.
Guy throws a front kick aimed at Armstrong's knee but Armstrong avoids it well.
A nice leg kick lands there from Guy.
Armstrong swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Guy throws a leg kick which misses Armstrong's front leg but catches the back leg as Armstrong tries to avoid it.
Guy with a nice calf kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A big left from Armstrong misses.
Guy dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Armstrong. That did some damage!
Armstrong misses with a double jab
and Guy counters with a leg kick.
That kick from Guy tenderised Armstrong's leg. Armstrong is trying to keep his angry face on.
Armstrong throws a right and a left that both miss.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Armstrong lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Guy circles away quickly and effectively.
Guy feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Armstrong on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Guy throws a front kick aimed at Armstrong's knee but Armstrong avoids it well.
Guy buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Scott Armstrong has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Armstrong swings widly with a right hand
and Guy counters with a nice leg kick.
And that's the end of the fight!
Homeless Guy showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Guy has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 30:27
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 30:27
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Homeless Guy!
Our winner, Homeless Guy, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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energy
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