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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Chubby Noel (ranked 22590 p4p, 23001 weight class) and Silver Bullion (ranked 184 p4p, 204 weight class). Noel's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, the fat boys fat boys. Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!
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29 - 39 - 1 |
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5 - 14 - 1 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
KO power |
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Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 29 - 39 - 1, fighting out of New York, Chubby Noel!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 14 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Silver Bullion!
The judges for this bout are Matti Vanhoillinen, Anni Minnemäki and Johanna Lukiainen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Noel walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Bullion checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Noel throws a body kick that misses.
Noel loads up on a big right hand but Bullion slips the punch.
Bullion bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Bullion rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Noel moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Noel lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Bullion circles away quickly and effectively.
Bullion misses with the combination.
Noel appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Bullion tries to clinch there but Noel circles away.
Chubby Noel seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Noel chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Bullion lands a two punch combo.
It looks like Chubby Noel has been cut.
An inside leg kick from Bullion misses.
Bullion shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Noel defends it nicely.
Bullion fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Noel misses with a kick to the body.
Bullion defending well as Noel loads up on a big left hand.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bullion tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Noel paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Noel looks to land a left hand but Bullion moved out of range nicely.
Noel fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Noel is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Noel throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bullion tries to counter by closing the distance.
Noel tries to keep at a distance but Bullion has taken the fight into the clinch.
Noel lands with a left to the head.
Noel tries to land knees in the clinch but Bullion avoids the damage to the body.
Noel misses with a short punch on the inside.
Noel misses with a punch on the inside.
Noel prevents a takedown attempt there.
Chubby Noel has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Silver Bullion.
Bullion manages to pull guard.
Noel lands a couple of digs.
Bullion really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Noel. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Noel loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Noel landing with the ground and pound.
Bullion preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Noel landing some decent shots from guard.
Noel lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Noel is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Noel stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Bullion swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Noel scoring with some ground and pound.
Noel is pushing down on Bullion's leg trying to pass to half guard. Bullion is fighting to maintain full guard but Noel has managed to sneak the leg through.
Noel looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Bullion with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Noel looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Bullion with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Noel stops Bullion from getting back to his feet.
Bullion keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Noel missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Noel lands with a punch from half guard.
Noel has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Noel thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Noel scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Noel thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Bullion's head.
Noel looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Noel looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Bullion with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Noel working over Bullion with some ground and pound. Bullion looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Noel scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Noel is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Noel thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Bullion's head.
Noel lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Noel thows a huge punch but Bullion dodges it nicely.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bullion has hold of Noel's hands but Noel slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Bullion on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Noel lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Noel drops an elbow to the side of Bullion's head.
Nice strikes from Noel there.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bullion taking some punishment here, with Noel in his half guard.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Noel lands a nice short elbow.
Noel lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Bullion is looking for a sweep. Noel is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Chubby Noel dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Chubby Noel's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Noel throws an overhand right that lands on Bullion's shoulder, as Bullion tries to avoid the shot.
Bullion shoots in for a takedown but Noel shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
We've been informed that Bullion has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
Bullion lands a jab-cross combination.
Noel scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Noel misses the shot to the body.
Noel misses with a double jab
and Bullion counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Bullion.
Noel lands a body shot in the clinch.
Bullion fails to pull guard.
Noel misses with a punch on the inside.
Noel misses with the head strike.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Noel with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Bullion jumps guard but Noel turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Chubby Noel has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Silver Bullion.
Bullion blocks an uppercut.
Bullion is breathing heavily.
Noel lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
A head punch on the inside from Noel fails to land.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bullion blocks a body shot from Noel.
Bullion blocks an uppercut.
A head punch on the inside from Noel fails to land.
Noel struggles to land a body shot inside as Bullion controls his hands.
Bullion jumps guard but Noel turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Noel gets through Bullion's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Noel here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Noel goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Noel throws a knee to the head but misses.
Bullion blocking some punches.
Noel doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Bullion has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics Noel uses from the top position.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Bullion can do anything to dispel that myth.
Noel cracks Bullion with a solid left hand.
Bullion is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Noel with a flurry of punches that miss.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Noel landing with the ground and pound.
Noel distracts Bullion with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Noel scoring with some ground and pound.
Noel will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Bullion looking for a sweep. Not yet Bullion, not yet.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Noel's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Noel makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Bullion wants to stand but Noel is controlling the position.
Noel works over Bullion with some ground and pound from guard.
Noel with a nice head shot there.
Noel scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Noel postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Noel is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Bullion has momentary wrist control but Noel slips an elbow through the middle.
Noel with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Bullion is rocked!
Noel throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Noel is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Bullion can do to turn this around?
Noel scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Noel accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Noel lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Noel working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Bullion's head.
Noel with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Bullion is still in real trouble! Can Noel finish him?
Noel throwing strikes but missing.
Bullion seems to have recovered his senses.
Noel working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Bullion's head.
Noel chips away with some ground and pound.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Noel sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Bullion's guard.
Noel lands strikes from half guard.
Noel lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Bullion is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Noel scores with a couple of nice shots.
Noel slips a nice elbow through Bullion's hands, connecting with Bullion's forehead.
Noel looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Bullion with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Noel throwing shots but Bullion is blocking nicely.
Noel thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Chubby Noel overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Noel throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Noel working over Bullion with some ground and pound. Bullion looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Bullion is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Noel scores with a couple of nice shots.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Chubby Noel dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Chubby Noel's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!
Noel throws a wild body kick that Bullion sees coming a mile off.
Noel misses with a low kick.
Bullion wants to counter with a clinch but Noel pushes him away.
Noel throws a half hearted mid kick.
Bullion gets a clinch.
Noel looking to throw knees to the head but Bullion is blocking nicely.
Noel looking to throw knees to the head but Bullion is blocking nicely.
Noel connects with a knee to the head.
It looks like Silver Bullion has been cut.
Noel throws a knee to the head but misses.
Bullion jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Noel walks away with a smile on his face. Bullion gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Bullion tries to clinch but Noel moves out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bullion closes the distance and pushes Noel back into the cage.
Bullion takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Bullion decides to pull guard.
Bullion avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Noel landing with the ground and pound.
Noel with a nice head shot there.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Noel is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Noel lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Noel landing with the ground and pound.
Noel working some strikes from top position.
Noel scoring with some ground and pound.
Noel pushing down on Bullion's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Bullion is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Noel scores with a couple of nice shots.
Noel working over Bullion with some ground and pound. Bullion looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Noel scores with a big shot! Bullion's head bounced off the canvas with a huge thud! More strikes land and the referee has jumped in to save Bullion! He was hurt real bad - good stoppage!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Chubby Noel!
Chubby Noel thanked the fans post fight for their support.
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RATING
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