PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Violent Femme (ranked 1099 p4p, 1230 weight class) and Count Dankula (ranked 126 p4p, 141 weight class). Violent Femme could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Count Dankula's chin.

Femme
vs
Dankula

167 cm
26
140
11 - 4 - 0

170 cm
28
148
11 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Heavy handed

Vegan Gains

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Violent Femme!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Count Dankula!
The judges for this bout are Yukihiro Shimada, Tatsuya Matsuyama and Yasuomi Hirokawa.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Femme scores with a jab to the body.
Dankula swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Femme lands the left hand.
Femme scores with a crisp jab that stopped Dankula in his tracks.
Dankula scores with a sloppy right hand. Femme should have avoided that one.
Dankula gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Femme scores with a jab. Dankula acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Femme misses the shot to the body.
Femme scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Dankula throws an overhand right that lands on Femme's shoulder, as Femme tries to avoid the shot.
Dankula moves out of range of the strikes.
Dankula misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Femme.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Femme misses with a straight right.
Dankula throws a right hand that Femme ducks under and follows up with a left that Femme also avoids with ease.
Dankula shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Dankula defending well as Femme loads up on a big left hand.
Dankula slips under a jab.
Femme has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Sprawl & Brawl in the buildup to the fight.
Dankula stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Violent Femme seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dankula connects with a good right hand that stumbles Femme. Femme circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
No joy there for Dankula, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Femme swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Dankula connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Femme with a nice cross.
Femme scores with a decent looking hook.
A left lands for Femme.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dankula misses with a looping left.
Femme misses with a straight right.
Dankula ducks under a wild hook from Femme.
Dankula misses with a looping left.
Femme lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Dankula gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Femme throws a hook but Dankula blocks it.
Dankula throws a hook to the side of Femme's head but Femme sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Femme jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Dankula moves out of range of the strikes.
Dankula throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Femme walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Femme scores with a jab.
A jab from Femme finds it's way through Dankula's defenses.
Dankula misses the jab.
Dankula misses with a body shot.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dankula rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Femme moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Dankula slips a straight right by Femme.
A countering left hand to the body from Dankula misses.
Femme lands with a cross.
Nice shot lands for Femme.
Dankula misses with a hook. Femme ducked under it nicely.
Femme misses with an uppercut. Dankula saw that one coming.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dankula takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Femme misses with an uppercut.
Dankula has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Dankula ducks under a wild hook from Femme.
Dankula uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Femme.
Dankula swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Femme throws a looping overhand right but Dankula ducks down to avoid it.
Femme fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Femme lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Dankula throws a series of punches but Femme avoids them all with ease.
Dankula slips a jab from Femme.
A big right from Dankula misses.
Femme takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Femme uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Dankula.
A little feinted left hand from Femme on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Donk. Femme catches Dankula right on the button with a cross.
Femme displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Dankula throws out the jab.
Femme thows a left - swing and a miss!
Femme looks to throw the jab but Dankula is out of range.
A jab from Dankula misses.
Dankula ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Femme moves away.
Femme pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Dankula throws a looping overhand right but Femme ducks down to avoid it.
Femme swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Dankula with a body punch. A glancing blow.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Femme misses with a looping left.
A bone on bone clash there as Femme blocks the leg kick.
Femme is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
A telegraphed right hand from Femme misses the target.
Dankula takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
A big left from Dankula misses.
Femme lands a jab to Dankula's midsection.
Dankula throws a shot from downtown. Femme moves away and avoids it.
Femme throws a jab when Dankula was well out of range.
Dankula swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Dankula scores with a jab to the head.
Femme scores with a hook to the body. Dankula takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Nice shot by Dankula.
Femme cracks a nice hook into Dankula's ribs.
Femme darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Femme throws a shot from downtown. Dankula moves away and avoids it.
Dankula now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A swing and a miss from Dankula.
Dankula on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Femme throws a lazy right hand but Dankula sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Dankula now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Dankula takes one to the side of the head.
Femme is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Dankula throws a jab but it's blocked by Femme.
Femme misses with a looping left.
Dankula throws a series of punches but Femme moves out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Femme doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Dankula gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Femme.
Femme moves away from the strike by Dankula.
Femme lands a nice shot to the body.
Dankula bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Femme lands an overhand right.
Femme stuns Dankula with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
A shot to the liver by Dankula. Beautiful body shot.
Femme slips under a jab.
Femme jabs Dankula right on the nose. Dankula blinks but takes it well.
Femme ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Femme throws a jab when Dankula was well out of range.
Femme connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Dankula momentarily.
Dankula just misses with a punch to the body.
Dankula has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Femme throws an off balance right hand
and Dankula counters with a nice uppercut.
Dankula tries to move into range but Femme moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Femme blocks a jab.
Femme displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Dankula throws out the jab.
Dankula looks to land a right hand but Femme moved out of range.
Femme lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Dankula at a distance.
Femme fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Violent Femme dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Dankula jabs at Femme's body.
Femme comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Dankula looks to land a combination but Femme avoids it well.
Femme bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
A telegraphed right hand from Dankula misses the target.
Femme lands with a right hand.
Femme throws a shot to the body.
Dankula fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Femme manages to avoid it.
Dankula moves out of range as Femme strikes.
Femme tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dankula was well out of range. Poor timing from Femme.
Femme showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Dankula.
Femme lands with an overhand left.
A lazy left from Femme finds it's target.
Femme throws out a loose jab but Dankula uses good head movement to avoid it.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
No joy there for Dankula, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Good shot there by Femme.
Dankula throws an overhand right that lands on Femme's shoulder, as Femme tries to avoid the shot.
A looping hook to the body misses from Dankula. Femme does a little dance to reset his feet.
Femme lands a jab.
Femme bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Femme misses the jab.
Femme is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Dankula can do to turn this around?
Femme lands with an overhand left.
Dankula drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Femme misses the jab.
A telegraphed right hand from Femme misses the target.
Dankula moves out of range of the strikes.
Dankula uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Femme.
Femme fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Dankula looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
The crowd cheers as Dankula lands an impressive looking overhand right. Femme doesn't seem phased though.
Femme takes a swing at Dankula's ribcage but misses.
Dankula misses with a jab, cross combination.
Femme throws a hook but Dankula avoids it easily.
Dankula jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Femme fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Femme lands with a straight right. Dankula didn't see that one coming.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Femme moves out of range as Dankula strikes.
A telegraphed right hand from Femme misses the target.
Femme moves out of range of the strikes.
A big left from Femme misses.
Dankula looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Dankula listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fighters circling - Dankula throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Femme slips under a jab from Dankula.
Nice defenses there by Femme.
Femme tests Dankula's chin there with a solid looking shot.
A jab from Femme misses.
Femme walks into a jab.
Femme avoids a punch combination nicely.
Dankula moves away from the strike by Femme.
Dankula's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Femme connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Dankula scrambles back to his feet.
Femme moves out of range as Dankula strikes.
Dankula moves away from the strike by Femme.
Dankula slips under a jab from Femme.
Femme digs a good body shot into Dankula's ribs.
Violent Femme is winning the standup battle so far.
Dankula misses the shot to the body.
Dankula steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Femme.
Dankula takes one to the chin there.
Femme connects with a good right hand that stumbles Dankula. Dankula circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
A slow jab from Dankula misses its intended target.
Femme fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Dankula looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A swing and a miss from Femme.
Dankula swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A slow jab from Femme misses its intended target.
Femme connects with a body shot.
Femme takes a swing at Dankula's ribcage but misses.
Femme lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Femme misses with an uppercut.
Dankula misses with a wild combination.
Nice defenses there by Femme.
A swing and a miss from Femme.
Nice straight punches there by Femme. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Femme.
Dankula throws a looping overhand right but Femme ducks down to avoid it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Dankula. Femme does a little dance to reset his feet.
Femme takes a swing at Dankula's ribcage but misses.
Dankula missing with a left hand there. Femme was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Dankula slips a jab from Femme.
Dankula misses with a leg kick.
Good standup being displayed there by Femme as he connects with a hook.
Femme throws a good cross that connects.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dankula swings for the body but Femme moves out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Femme dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Dankula looks to land a left hand but Femme moved out of range nicely.
Femme comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Dankula uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Femme.
Femme lands a nice shot to the body.
Dankula takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Femme uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Dankula.
Dankula throws a right and a left that Femme avoids nicely.
A jab from Femme finds it's way through Dankula's defenses.
Dankula swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Dankula lands a jab.
Dankula takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Dankula takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Dankula with a hook.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Dankula throws a looping overhand right but Femme ducks down to avoid it.
Femme throws a lazy right hand but Dankula sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Femme throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Dankula slips a jab from Femme.
Some wild striking there from Dankula.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Violent Femme dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

A slow jab from Femme misses its intended target.
Dankula bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Femme smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Dankula slips a jab from Femme.
Femme steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Dankula.
Dankula fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Femme manages to avoid it.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Femme, as that shot connected.
Dankula scores with a jab.
Femme misses with a lunging right hand
and Dankula counters with a straight right hand.
Dankula closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Femme misses with a straight right.
Femme throws out a loose jab but Dankula uses good head movement to avoid it.
Femme misses with a straight left.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with each other but Dankula might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Femme has got the better of the exchanges.
Dankula blocks a jab.
Dankula connects with a nice looking jab.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A shot to the body from Femme misses
and Dankula counters with a three punch combo that has Femme backing up. Femme nods at Dankula to acknowledge the strikes.
Dankula staying out of range there.
Dankula with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Femme to score with a decent uppercut.
Femme lands with a shot to the body.
Femme scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
The fighters circling - Dankula throws out the jab but it was never going to land.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Femme takes a swing at Dankula's ribcage but misses.
Dankula misses the shot to the body.
Femme avoids the body shot from Dankula.
Dankula ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Femme moves away.
Good shot there by Femme.
Nice defenses there by Dankula.
Dankula throws a hook to the side of Femme's head but Femme sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Dankula loads up on a big right hand but Femme slips the punch.
Femme misses with a straight right.
Femme with a jab.
Dankula throws the left hand but Femme avoids the punch easily.
Femme scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Dankula ducks under a wild hook from Femme.
Femme scores with a nice head shot.
Femme stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Femme fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Dankula throws a lazy right hand but Femme sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Femme connects with a good right hand that stumbles Dankula. Dankula circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Femme throws a jab but it's blocked by Dankula.
Dankula throws a leg kick but Femme sees it coming and checks it nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Femme steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Dankula.
Femme throws a lazy right hand but Dankula sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Femme fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Femme waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Dankula.
Dankula ducks under a wild hook from Femme.
Dankula throws an overhand right that lands on Femme's shoulder, as Femme tries to avoid the shot.
Femme looks to throw the jab but Dankula is out of range.
Dankula throws a big shot that misses.
Dankula is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Femme.
Dankula throws a hook but Femme avoids it easily.
Femme scores with a hook to the body. Dankula takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Femme swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Dankula misses the shot to the body.
Femme fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Dankula manages to avoid it.
Femme throws a big shot that misses.
A jab from Femme misses.
Dankula swings for the body but Femme moves out of range.
Femme misses with a wild body shot.
Dankula takes a jab right on the kisser.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Femme paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Femme takes a swing at Dankula's ribcage but misses.
Femme waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Dankula.
Dankula uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Femme.
Dankula swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Dankula throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Femme.
Dankula is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Femme.
Femme pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Femme scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Dankula doesn't seem bothered though.
Dankula throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Femme digs a good hook to Dankula's body.
Femme slips a jab from Dankula.
Dankula throws a jab when Femme was well out of range.
Dankula moves into range and connects with a jab.
Nice straight punches there by Dankula. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Dankula.
A swing and a miss from Femme.
Dankula throws a nice looking combination but Femme bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Decent striking displayed by Femme there.
Dankula swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Femme throws the left hand but Dankula avoids the punch easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Femme paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Dankula lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Femme at a distance.
Femme throws a hook to the side of Dankula's head but Dankula sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
A jab lands there for Femme.
Dankula ducks right into an uppercut from Femme.
Dankula lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Dankula avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Dankula doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Dankula throws a big shot that misses.
Femme is looking to counter punch.
Femme scores with a nice strike.
Femme tests Dankula's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Femme throws a big shot that misses.
Femme stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Femme slips a straight right by Dankula.
Femme with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Femme walks into a jab.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Dankula misses with an uppercut. Femme saw that one coming.
A big left from Femme misses.
Femme misses with a hook.
Count Dankula has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Violent Femme is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Dankula throws the left hand but Femme avoids the punch easily.

And that's the end of the fight!
Violent Femme showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Femme has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Yukihiro Shimada scores the fight 30:27
Judge Tatsuya Matsuyama scores the fight 30:27
Judge Yasuomi Hirokawa scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Violent Femme!
In defeat, Count Dankula stepped up to the mic, saying 'That shits whack. '.