PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Psiris Fuhren (ranked 937 p4p, 959 weight class) and Roger Michael Stanley (ranked 141 p4p, 145 weight class). Fuhren's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Everybody Dies. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Fuhren
vs
Stanley

185 cm
28
197
14 - 9 - 0

190 cm
27
185
10 - 6 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Brooklyn Apothecary
Conquer

Paddy's Enhancing Drugs (160Q)
SynCity Fightwear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Psiris Fuhren!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 6 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Roger Michael Stanley!
The judges for this bout are Yukihiro Yamamoto, Shirou Masuda and Shigeki Sano.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fuhren moves out of range as Stanley strikes.
Fuhren swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Psiris Fuhren seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Stanley rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Stanley takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Fuhren swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Fuhren connects with a leg kick.
Stanley drops his hands momentarily and Fuhren takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Stanley fails to land with a series of punches.
Fuhren has been working on his boxing with his coaches at The Rubber Guard Emporium in the buildup to the fight.
Fuhren throws a big shot that misses.
Stanley counters with a body kick.
Stanley fakes the leg kick and cracks Fuhren in the body.

Fuhren rushes Stanley and presses him up against the cage.
Stanley throws a punch but it's blocked by Fuhren.
Stanley has a couple of punches blocked by Fuhren.
Fuhren swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Fuhren doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A short right from Stanley.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Stanley misses with a short punch on the inside.
Stanley lands a body punch in the clinch.
Fuhren lands with a short shot to the head.
Stanley working some nice short punches in the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fuhren lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Stanley.

Stanley breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Fuhren wants to clinch up but Stanley keeps it at a distance.
Fuhren lands a nice hook to Stanley's body. Stanley takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Fuhren jabs at Stanley's body.
Fuhren misses with a hook.
Fuhren wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Fuhren misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Stanley.
Fuhren gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Stanley.
Stanley takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Stanley slips a jab from Fuhren.
Fuhren misses with an uppercut
and Stanley counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Fuhren ducks under a wild hook from Stanley.
Fuhren throws an off balance right hand
and Stanley counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

Fuhren is rocked!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Stanley's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Fuhren connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Stanley scrambles back to his feet.
Nice body punch from Fuhren.
Fuhren scores with a jab to the head.
A chopping leg kick lands by Fuhren.
Fuhren chopping away at his opponent's legs.
A big right from Fuhren misses.
Fuhren displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Stanley throws out the jab.
Stanley slips a jab from Fuhren.
A chopping leg kick lands by Fuhren.
Fuhren throws a lazy uppercut
and Stanley counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Fuhren sizes up Stanley with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Fuhren throws a hook but Stanley blocks it.
It seemed like Stanley was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Stanley throws a body punch but Fuhren moves out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Good leg kick by Fuhren.
Fuhren just misses with a punch to the body.
Stanley now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Fuhren slips a jab from Stanley.
Fuhren misses the shot to the body.
A little jabbing left from Stanley on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Stanley waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Fuhren.
Stanley ducks under a wild hook from Fuhren.
Fuhren throws a right and a left that Stanley avoids nicely.
Stanley throws out a counter right but Fuhren avoids it with no problem.
Fuhren tries to close the distance and clinch up but Stanley swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Fuhren misses with a left hand
letting Stanley counter with a right hand.
Fuhren misses with a body shot.
Stanley might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Fuhren throws a hook but Stanley avoids it easily.
Fuhren thows a leg kick but Stanley checks it

and Stanley counters with a nice right hand that sends Fuhren toppling to the canvas! Fuhren scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Stanley finish him?!
Oh Fuhren is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Fuhren lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Stanley has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Stanley and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Stanley darts in and lands a big hook, right on the button! Fuhren's legs crumble underneath him as he falls to the canvas! The ref tackles Stanley before he gets to land any more shots to his stricken foe.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:07 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Roger Michael Stanley!
After winning the bout, Roger Michael Stanley thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
Psiris Fuhren spoke after the fight, saying 'Shit.'.