PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Brick Shithouse (ranked 3018 p4p, 6729 weight class) and Frito Lei (ranked 76 p4p, 0 weight class). This should be a great matchup!

Shithouse
vs
Lei

174 cm
37
179
12 - 4 - 0

170 cm
70
170
38 - 190 - 3

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Brick Shithouse!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 38 - 190 - 3, fighting out of Los Angeles, Frito Lei!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Gwen Towbar and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lei has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Shithouse.
Lei looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
A head kick by Lei misses
and Shithouse counters with a nice low kick that buckles Lei's knee momentarily.
Shithouse has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Marijuana Gardens in the buildup to the fight.
Shithouse lands a really nice looking cross but Lei seems unphased.
Shithouse lands with a thumping leg kick.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Shithouse, as that shot connected.

Lei is rocked!
Shithouse closes the distance and lands a brutal uppercut that knocks Lei out! We're looking at the replay now - he was out before he hit the floor!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Brick Shithouse!
A very excited looking Brick Shithouse made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.