PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Pierre Joseph Proudhon (ranked 2772 p4p, 2699 weight class) and White Privilege (ranked 362 p4p, 355 weight class). Privilege is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: John Denver - Country Roads. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Proudhon
vs
Privilege

188 cm
41
193
34 - 20 - 0

181 cm
37
184
20 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 34 - 20 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Pierre Joseph Proudhon!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, White Privilege!
The judges for this bout are Skip Squint, Ben Watson and Darius Henderson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Privilege misses with a lunging right hand
and Proudhon cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Proudhon swings away with a body shot that misses
enabling Privilege to counter with a crisp jab.
Proudhon throws a predictable looking body shot
and Privilege cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Proudhon throws a good cross that connects.
Privilege feints and then cracks Proudhon's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Proudhon down.
Privilege throws a low kick but it's checked well by Proudhon.
Proudhon takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Proudhon tests Privilege's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Privilege lands a glancing blow to the side of Proudhon's head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A thudding body kick lands there by Privilege!
Privilege throws a hook to the side of Proudhon's head but Proudhon sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
It looked like Proudhon wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Privilege keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Proudhon.
Privilege scores with a leg kick.
Privilege throws a right hand that Proudhon ducks under and follows up with a left that Proudhon also avoids with ease.
Privilege smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Proudhon throws a hook but Privilege blocks it.
Privilege drops Proudhon with a huge uppercut! Proudhon drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes. Privilege is raining down punches and the ref stops the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). White Privilege!
An out of breath and clearly excited White Privilege thanked Grunge Nutrition for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).