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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Prana Halo (ranked 366 p4p, 257 weight class) and Jacob Rees Mogg (ranked 8 p4p, 3 weight class). Both fighters really staring each other down here, as Jacob Rees Mogg enters the cage!
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Great wrestler
Counter fighter
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Prana Halo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 33 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jacob Rees Mogg!
The judges for this bout are Matti Vanhoillinen, Johanna Lukiainen and Marco Blurström.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Halo manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Rees Mogg on his heels. He'll look to pass Rees Mogg's guard now, I'm sure.
Halo trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Halo thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Halo pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Rees Mogg is keeping the position for now.
Rees Mogg is pulling down on Halo's head. It's preventing any offense from Halo, at least for the moment.
Halo thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Halo wants to control from the top but Rees Mogg keeps moving.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Halo slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Halo is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Rees Mogg knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Halo thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Halo advances to full mount.
Rees Mogg tries to hold on but Halo postures up.
Halo is working for a guillotine from mount but Rees Mogg frees his head quite easily.
Halo goes for an armbar but Rees Mogg turns quickly into his guard - lovely anticipation from Rees Mogg.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Halo lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.
Halo is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Rees Mogg controlling Halo's posture.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Rees Mogg not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Rees Mogg keeping full guard, as Halo tries to pass.
Halo trying to control but Rees Mogg is working from the bottom.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Halo pushing down on Rees Mogg's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Rees Mogg tries to get to full guard but Halo has control of the leg.
Halo looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Halo is just content to waste time from the top position. Rees Mogg takes advantage of the situation and regains full guard.
Halo drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Halo jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Rees Mogg keeping moving, preventing Halo from controlling successfully.
Halo drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Halo jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Rees Mogg can't keep his opponent in guard - Halo advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Halo wants to work for an arm triangle but Rees Mogg is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Halo is looking for a kimura here.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Rees Mogg makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Rees Mogg.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Prana Halo dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Halo will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
A big left from Rees Mogg misses.
Halo appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Rees Mogg misses with a two punch combination.
Halo uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Rees Mogg.
Halo attempts a counter takedown but Rees Mogg avoids it well and moves away.
Halo tries for a takedown but Rees Mogg circles away easily
and Halo takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rees Mogg misses with an uppercut. Halo saw that one coming.
Halo half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Rees Mogg keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Prana Halo. That's going to take a lot out of him.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Rees Mogg scores with a hook.
Horrible takedown attempt by Halo or perhaps it was just good defense by Rees Mogg, which made it look bad.
Rees Mogg throws out a counter right but Halo avoids it with no problem.
Rees Mogg lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Rees Mogg lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Good shot there by Rees Mogg.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rees Mogg falls off balance throwing a combination
and Halo decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Rees Mogg's guard.
Halo drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Halo jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Rees Mogg is trying to keep Halo in close.
Halo wants to control from the top but Rees Mogg keeps moving.
Halo trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Prana Halo overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Halo engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Rees Mogg keeping moving, preventing Halo from controlling successfully.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Rees Mogg controls Halo momentarily but Halo frees himself.
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Rees Mogg throws a right and a left that both miss.
Halo fails with a takedown attempt.
Halo shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Rees Mogg but Rees Mogg pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Halo bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Rees Mogg lands a jab to Halo's midsection.
Halo needs to keep his hands up - Rees Mogg had a free shot at his head there.
Rees Mogg might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Rees Mogg displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Halo.
Rees Mogg tries to clinch up.
Halo avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Halo drops down looking for a counter takedown but Rees Mogg sprawls and moves away.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Rees Mogg looks to land a combination but Halo avoids it well.
Halo keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Rees Mogg.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Jacob Rees Mogg showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!
Halo ducks under a wild hook from Rees Mogg.
Rees Mogg drops Halo with a beautiful combination! Halo stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Rees Mogg is looking for the KO!
It looks like Prana Halo has been cut.
Rees Mogg pounces like a tiger and cracks Halo with a vicious hook! Halo is down but not out! Rees Mogg follows up with more strikes forcing the ref to jump in and stop it!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:20 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Jacob Rees Mogg!
An intense looking Jacob Rees Mogg took to the microphone post fight and gave a little speech: 'Churchill would be delighted.'.
In defeat, Prana Halo stepped up to the mic, saying 'Shit happens'.
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