PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Cal Klos (ranked 3840 p4p, 4640 weight class) and Edwin Lucan (ranked 475 p4p, 543 weight class). Klos's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Our Father Enki. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Klos
vs
Lucan

185 cm
38
188
29 - 21 - 2

189 cm
40
199
14 - 24 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Great elbows
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 29 - 21 - 2, fighting out of London, Cal Klos!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 24 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Edwin Lucan!
The judges for this bout are Francis DeMontford, Chris Dean and Skip Squint.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Klos keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Lucan tries to clinch there but Klos circles away.
Jab from Klos.
Lucan moves to clinch but Klos breaks away
and Klos counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Lucan cracks Klos with a good jab.
Klos cracks Lucan with a good jab.
Lucan throws a leg kick but Klos sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Klos cracks Lucan with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Lucan showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Klos.
The crowd cheers as Lucan lands an impressive looking overhand right. Klos doesn't seem phased though.
Lucan looks to land a left hand but Klos moved out of range nicely.
Klos throws a hook but Lucan blocks it.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Klos lands a nice shot that snaps Lucan's head back.
Klos throws the left hand but Lucan avoids the punch easily.
Lucan misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Klos.
Decent striking displayed by Lucan there.
Lucan throws a right and a left that both miss.
Lucan throws a right and a left that Klos avoids nicely.
Edwin Lucan seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Klos stalks Lucan and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Lucan's face. Lucan staggers backwards, shaken.
Klos circles away from the clinch attempt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Klos is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Lucan.
Lucan on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Klos works the jab nicely.
Lucan swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Klos counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Lucan uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Klos has time to react.
Klos scores with a nice strike.
Lucan throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Lucan loads up on a big right hand but Klos slips the punch.
Lucan moves in looking to clinch but Klos pushes him off.
Lucan throws a right and a left that Klos avoids nicely.
Klos jabs Lucan right on the nose. Lucan blinks but takes it well.
Klos connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Lucan momentarily.
Klos is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Lucan takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Lucan takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Klos looks to land a right hand but Lucan moved out of range.
Lucan misses with a series of wild punches.
Lucan displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Klos throws out the jab.
Lucan showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Klos.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lucan walks into a jab.
Lucan lands a lovely overhand right.
Lucan doesn't manage to clinch there - Klos circles away.
Nice takedown defense from Lucan. No joy for Klos on that attempt.
Lucan wants to clinch.
Lucan dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Nice jab there from Klos.
Lucan throws a poor cross that misses
and Klos cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.

Klos gets caught flat footed, as Lucan shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Lucan throws a strike but Klos rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.

Klos is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Lucan looking to hit a scissor sweep but Klos is one step ahead there.
Lucan controls Klos momentarily but Klos frees himself.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Klos lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.

Lucan working for a triangle but Klos defends it easily.
Klos missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Lucan controlling the position.
Klos stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Lucan swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Klos working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Lucan is trying to control the position but Klos postures up.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Klos makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Klos working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Lucan's head.
Klos trying to control but Lucan is working from the bottom.
Klos landing with the ground and pound.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Lucan is on top in guard.

Lucan advances to half guard.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Klos is trying to control but can't.

Lucan goes for a cartwheel guard pass here but Klos does a handstand and catches Lucan in mid air with a triangle! Could it be? It is! It's the triple decker pecker wrecker! The fighters land on the ground with Klos on top - Lucan is already out from the submission! Klos gives Lucan's pecker the obligatory post submission twist and this one is aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall over! Are you kidding me! That is world class Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. That guy is my hero!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (TDPW) . Cal Klos!
After winning the bout, Cal Klos thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
The defeated Edwin Lucan had this to say: 'Death be to you all.'.