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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Pete Kiloe (ranked 1894 p4p, 1958 weight class) and Anti Half Assed (ranked 241 p4p, 250 weight class). Kiloe comes to the cage accompanied by Boys Noize - Lava Lava. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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Excellent boxer
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Pete Kiloe!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 29 - 22 - 1, fighting out of St Petersburg, Anti Half Assed!
The judges for this bout are Skip Squint, Topper Green and Summer Carpenter.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Half Assed connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Half Assed tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Kiloe defends well and Half Assed ends up having to push Kiloe into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Half Assed misses with a looping left.
Anti Half Assed seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kiloe tries to clinch there but Half Assed circles away.
Half Assed lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Kiloe darts in and clinches Half Assed up against the cage.
Kiloe struggles to land a body shot inside as Half Assed controls his hands.
Kiloe tries a body shot but Half Assed blocks it.
Kiloe's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Kiloe struggles to land a body shot inside as Half Assed controls his hands.
Kiloe tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Half Assed stalling.
Kiloe misses with a body punch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Half Assed has moved round to his opponent's back and is looking for a suplex! Oh snap! He's tossed Kiloe clear over his head and slammed him to the mat!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The crowd hopeful of a finish here - Half Assed's supporters are on their feet, screaming for him to go for the rear naked choke.
Half Assed patiently working for the choke. Which fighter will keep their nerve here?
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kiloe is trying to get back to his feet but Half Assed has full control of the position and if anything, Kiloe has just worked his way into a worse spot.
Half Assed is working hard for the rear naked choke here.
Kiloe wants to escape the position.
Kiloe defends a rear naked choke attempt by controlling one of Half Assed's arms.
Kiloe rolls and manages to get back to half guard. Nicely done.
Kiloe is in a tricky position but he's been working on his transitions down at Canucks Combat Club, so we'll see if he gets out of it.
Kiloe wants to get back to full guard but Half Assed has passed into side control.
Half Assed working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Kiloe is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Half Assed's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Half Assed prevents Kiloe from standing back up.
Half Assed is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Kiloe is just riding it out for now. Half Assed eventually gives up the hold.
Half Assed is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Kiloe is trying to stand.
Kiloe is defending against the submission attempts here by Half Assed.
Half Assed is looking to take a break and control but Kiloe is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Half Assed controlling the pace.
Kiloe is looking to improve his position.
Half Assed is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Kiloe is just riding it out for now. Half Assed eventually gives up the hold.
Kiloe wants to get back to his feet.
Half Assed is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Kiloe doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Half Assed.
Half Assed is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Half Assed is trying to work for a kimura but Kiloe is defending well.
Half Assed is working for a submission of some sort.
Kiloe is staying active underneath Half Assed, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Half Assed is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Kiloe is just riding it out for now. Half Assed eventually gives up the hold.
Kiloe tries to get to full guard but Half Assed has control of the leg.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Anti Half Assed dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.
Half Assed wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Half Assed shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Kiloe eats them both and turns towards Half Assed to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Kiloe misses with a right hand
enabling Half Assed to counter with a crisp jab.
Kiloe stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Half Assed.
Half Assed throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Half Assed just misses with a punch to the body.
Half Assed dodges the punch combination from Kiloe.
Kiloe gets a clinch.
Kiloe prevents the takedown attempt.
Half Assed lands a hook to the side of the head.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Half Assed stalling against the cage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A right hook to the body lands for Kiloe.
Half Assed slowing the pace effectively.
Kiloe blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Half Assed throws a punch but it's blocked by Kiloe.
Kiloe is pushing Half Assed up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Half Assed has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Half Assed cracks Kiloe with a nice body shot.
Half Assed fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Half Assed scores with a hook to the body.
Kiloe doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Half Assed softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Half Assed lands a right hand.
Kiloe gets through Half Assed's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Half Assed throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Kiloes head.
Half Assed jumps into guard, dragging Kiloe to the mat.
Half Assed is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Half Assed is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Kiloe is aware though and is defending well.
Half Assed has his foot on Kiloe's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Kiloe works his way back into a safe position though.
Kiloe tries to stand but Half Assed is controlling from the bottom.
Kiloe has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Kiloe gets to his feet. Half Assed looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kiloe connects with a body shot.
Half Assed has a takedown stuffed.
Pete Kiloe has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Anti Half Assed.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kiloe takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Kiloe lands a head kick. Half Assed smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
It looks like Anti Half Assed has been cut.
Pete Kiloe is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Kiloe swinging wildly here.
Kiloe throws a left and a right that both miss
and Half Assed counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Kiloe scores with the left hand. Half Assed knows he should have avoided that one.
Kiloe throws a series of punches but Half Assed avoids them all with ease.
Half Assed throws a body shot but no joy.
Kiloe will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Half Assed looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Half Assed goes for a double leg but Kiloe avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Kiloe continues to drive forward.
Some wild striking there from Kiloe.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Half Assed catches Kiloe with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kiloe takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Half Assed shoots in for a takedown but Kiloe shows good takedown defense.
Half Assed slips a jab and a cross from Kiloe.
Kiloe misses with a series of wild punches.
Half Assed throws a body shot but no joy.
Kiloe slips a straight right by Half Assed.
Sloppy strikes from Kiloe. Those never looked like landing.
Kiloe misses with a jab, cross combination.
Kiloe throws a sloppy head kick and Half Assed moves out of range easily.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Anti Half Assed will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Anti Half Assed's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
Kiloe misses with a few strikes there.
Half Assed closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Half Assed lands in his opponent's guard.
Kiloe has managed to wall walk up one of the corner posts to get back to his feet. Half Assed is pushing him up against the cage, looking to control the position.
Kiloe throws a head punch that misses.
Half Assed content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Half Assed swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Kiloe's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Half Assed swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Kiloe misses with a combination
and Half Assed counters with a straight right hand.
Kiloe falls off balance throwing a combination
and Half Assed connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kiloe gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
A punch combination from Kiloe misses.
Half Assed does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
A nice inside leg kick there by Half Assed. That's going to slow Kiloe down.
Half Assed throws a series of strikes that have Kiloe backpedaling.
Kiloe misses with a double jab.
Kiloe misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Kiloe throws a right and a left that Half Assed avoids nicely.
Half Assed swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Half Assed scores with a nice strike.
Half Assed closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Kiloe's guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kiloe looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Half Assed is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Half Assed trying to control the position from guard on top but Kiloe is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Anti Half Assed is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kiloe can't keep his opponent in guard - Half Assed advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Half Assed is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Kiloe is trying to stand back up but Half Assed is controlling him
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!
Half Assed is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Kiloe doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Half Assed.
Half Assed prevents Kiloe from improving his position.
Anti Half Assed has got the better of the ground game so far.
Half Assed is working for a kimura but Kiloe is defending it quite comfortably.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Half Assed controlling the action here.
Kiloe tries to get to full guard but Half Assed has control of the leg.
Half Assed works his foot free and advances to mount.
Kiloe is wriggling around trying to escape.
Pete Kiloe has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Half Assed controlling from the full mount.
Half Assed is giving the impression that he's looking to ground and pound but he switches suddenly into a beautiful far side armbar! Kiloe is forced to tap! Great finish!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:28 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Anti Half Assed!
A relieved looking Anti Half Assed thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
The defeated Pete Kiloe had this to say: 'I'll be back!'.
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