PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Luke Mad Onion (ranked 307 p4p, 1826 weight class) and Andy Grabber (ranked 9 p4p, 68 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Grabber's choice of entrance music: Side to Side. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Mad Onion
vs
Grabber

192 cm
34
275
35 - 23 - 0

207 cm
41
275
47 - 22 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Heavy handed

Voodoo Nutrition
Carnage Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 35 - 23 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Luke Mad Onion!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 47 - 22 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Andy Grabber!
The judges for this bout are Patrick Alders, Aafke Stam and Paulsen Ambrosius.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Grabber misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Mad Onion.
Grabber throws a looping overhand right but Mad Onion ducks down to avoid it.
Mad Onion tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Mad Onion walks into a jab.

It looks like Luke Mad Onion has been cut.
Grabber throws a body shot but no joy.
We've been told by Mad Onion's head coaches at Kaptajnernes Træningscenter that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Grabber throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Mad Onion lands a jab to Grabber's midsection.
Mad Onion looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Mad Onion lands with a nice body punch.
Grabber misses the shot to the body.
Grabber fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Mad Onion manages to avoid it.
Grabber throws a jab when Mad Onion was well out of range.
Grabber misses with an uppercut.
Mad Onion scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Grabber pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Grabber avoids a punch combination nicely.
Grabber thows a left - swing and a miss!
Mad Onion looks to land a combination. Grabber sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Grabber swings for the body but Mad Onion moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mad Onion with a nice cross.
Grabber swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Mad Onion tries to clinch there but Grabber circles away.
Grabber turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Mad Onion takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
A looping hook to the body misses from Grabber. Mad Onion does a little dance to reset his feet.
Mad Onion wants to clinch up but Grabber keeps it at a distance.
Mad Onion lands with an uppercut that bounces Grabber off the cage and back into range.
Grabber throws the kick towards the body but Mad Onion avoids it.

Mad Onion takes the fight into the clinch.
Grabber misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Grabber lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Grabber takes a knee right on the jaw!
Grabber is leaning against Mad Onion and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Grabber blocks an elbow strike.
A right handed body shot lands from Mad Onion.
Grabber swings wildly with an uppercut but Mad Onion uses good head movement to avoid it.
Knees in the clinch landing for Mad Onion.
Grabber looks winded!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mad Onion putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Grabber in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Grabber avoids the elbow strike from Mad Onion, against the cage.
Mad Onion throws an elbow but it misses.
Mad Onion is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Grabber takes an elbow to the forehead.
Grabber tries to work over Mad Onion's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Mad Onion throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Mad Onion tries to land knees in the clinch but Grabber avoids the damage to the body.
Grabber misses with a punch on the inside.
Mad Onion stalling in the clinch.
Mad Onion lands an elbow just above Grabber 's eye.

It looks like Andy Grabber has been cut.
Mad Onion landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Mad Onion working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Mad Onion controlling the action here for a moment.
Mad Onion landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Knees in the clinch landing for Mad Onion.
Grabber blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Grabber misses with a punch on the inside.
Mad Onion effectively controlling the action here.
Grabber avoids the elbow strike from Mad Onion, against the cage.
Mad Onion lands a nice knee to the body.
Mad Onion lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Mad Onion misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Grabber.
Knees to the body from Mad Onion.
Mad Onion trying to land knees to the body.
Mad Onion using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Grabber has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Mad Onion makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Nice elbow from Mad Onion.
Mad Onion lands a nice elbow.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nice elbow from Mad Onion.

Grabber is rocked!
Grabber managing to block the knees to the body from Mad Onion.
Grabber is still on wobbly legs! Can Mad Onion finish him?

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Mad Onion drops Grabber onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Grabber is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
Mad Onion using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Grabber has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Mad Onion lands a nice elbow.
Mad Onion slowing the pace effectively.
Grabber blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Mad Onion manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Mad Onion lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Nice elbow from Mad Onion.
Mad Onion has the Thai clinch. He lands a big knee to the head that stumbles Grabber - he's in trouble! Another big knee to the head from Mad Onion, and another! Grabber is out on his feet - the ref jumps in to save him and ends the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knees). Luke Mad Onion!
Luke Mad Onion retains his super heavyweight title!
Luke Mad Onion seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.