PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Muuka Laine (ranked 1616 p4p, 2062 weight class) and Oenomaus Doctore (ranked 83 p4p, 110 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Laine might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Thats Not Me. Doctore has chosen Metallica - as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Laine
vs
Doctore

176 cm
45
146
34 - 25 - 0

168 cm
41
146
32 - 24 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Very quick

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 34 - 25 - 0, fighting out of London, Muuka Laine!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 32 - 24 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Oenomaus Doctore!
The judges for this bout are Paulsen Ambrosius, Nard Betker and Aafke Stam.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Laine scores with a leg kick.
Doctore checks a leg kick.
It seemed like Doctore was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Laine looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Doctore uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Laine.
A nice leg kick from Laine, right into the meat of the thigh.
Laine steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Doctore.
Laine throws out a loose jab but Doctore uses good head movement to avoid it.
Doctore looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Doctore avoids the body shot from Laine.
Doctore shapes to counter with a head kick.
Nice defenses there by Doctore.
Laine misses with a body shot.
Doctore looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
A swing and a miss from Laine.
A little jabbing left from Doctore on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Laine connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Doctore takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Laine works the jab nicely.
Laine goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Laine lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Laine misses with an uppercut. Doctore saw that one coming.
Laine swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Doctore on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Laine ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Laine tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A looping hook to the body misses from Doctore. Laine does a little dance to reset his feet.
Laine throws a leg kick but Doctore sees it coming and moves out of range.
A countering left hand to the body from Doctore misses.
Laine misses with a low kick.
Laine throws a sloppy head kick
and Doctore counters with a stiff right hand.
Doctore blocks a leg kick.
Laine missing with a left hand there. Doctore was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Doctore shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Laine throws a right and a left that Doctore avoids nicely.
A little jabbing left from Doctore on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Laine misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Doctore.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Laine lands a nice hook to Doctore's body. Doctore takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Laine misses with a looping left.
Doctore looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Laine misses with an uppercut.
Laine misses with a head kick.
Laine moves out of the way of the counter high kick fromDoctore.
Laine misses the jab.
A head kick misses from Laine.
Doctore shapes to counter with a head kick.
Laine gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Doctore.
Laine throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Laine catches Doctore with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Laine misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Laine keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Laine looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Laine pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
It seemed like Doctore was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Laine throws a push kick but Doctore slaps the foot to one side.
Doctore doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Laine misses with a lunging right hand
and Doctore connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Doctore avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Doctore takes a swing at Laine's ribcage but misses.
Doctore slips a jab from Laine.
Doctore raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Doctore fails with an attempt to clinch.
Doctore checks a low kick from Laine.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Laine misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Laine fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Doctore checks it well.
Good exchange - Laine coming out on top.
Laine lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Doctore misses with a jab, cross combination.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Laine lands with an overhand left.
Laine uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Doctore.
Doctore on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Doctore throws a sloppy body shot
and Laine counters with a nice uppercut.
Doctore swings away with a body shot that misses
and Laine counters with a nice body kick.
Laine moves out of range of the strikes.
Laine misses with a body shot.
A countering left hand to the body from Doctore misses.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Muuka Laine dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Laine lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Laine throws a body punch but Doctore moves out of range.
Doctore let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Laine throws a head kick but Doctore moves out of range.
Doctore gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Laine throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Doctore avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
A little jabbing left from Doctore on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Laine connects with a high kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Laine swings widly with a right hand
and Doctore counters with a nice uppercut.
Laine looks to throw the jab but Doctore is out of range.
Laine scores with a shot to the body.
Laine throws a lazy right hand but Doctore sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Doctore checks the leg kick.
Doctore now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Doctore slips a jab from Laine.
Doctore ducks under a wild hook from Laine.
Laine thows a left - swing and a miss!
Doctore is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Laine with a body shot.
Decent striking displayed by Laine there.
Laine misses with a body kick.
Laine misses with a looping right.
A nice side step and Doctore releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Muuka Laine is winning the standup battle so far.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Laine.
It seemed like Doctore was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Doctore displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Laine throws out the jab.
Doctore checks the leg kick.
Laine clobbers Doctore with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Laine misses with a hook
and Doctore counters with a nice uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Laine lands a nice looking body kick.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with each other but Doctore might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Laine has got the better of the exchanges.
Doctore tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Laine went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
A head kick misses from Laine.
A little jabbing left from Doctore on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Laine misses with a series of wild punches.
Laine throws a front kick that sends Doctore stumbling back into the cage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Laine looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
A countering left hand to the body from Doctore misses.
Laine misses with a wild body shot.
Doctore on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Laine. Laine obviously looking to wear him down.
Doctore lands a body shot.
Laine chopping away at his opponent's legs.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Doctore closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Doctore steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Laine.
Doctore let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Laine tests Doctore's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Laine with a hook.
Laine connects with a crisp jab.
Doctore has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Laine.
Muuka Laine seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Laine goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Doctore is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Laine with a body shot.
Laine lands a leg kick that knocks Doctore off balance momentarily.
Laine throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Doctore throws a looping overhand right but Laine ducks down to avoid it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A low kick from Laine is predictable there
and Doctore cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Doctore blocks a jab.
Laine misses with a straight left.
Doctore's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Laine lands a jab.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Laine throws a head kick but Doctore moves out of range.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Doctore! But no joy.
Laine uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Doctore.
The fighters circling - Laine throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Doctore doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Doctore blocks the body kick.
A countering left hand to the body from Doctore misses.
Laine tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Laine wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Doctore checks a low kick from Laine.
Doctore looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Doctore misses with a head kick.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Muuka Laine dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Laine misses with a looping right.
A nice side step and Doctore releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Laine is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Laine lands a leg kick that knocks Doctore off balance momentarily.
Laine throws a leg kick but Doctore checks it.
Doctore comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Laine throws a jab but it's blocked by Doctore.
Doctore now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Doctore takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Laine throws a hook to the side of Doctore's head but Doctore sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Doctore throws out a counter right but Laine avoids it with no problem.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Laine throws a hook but Doctore avoids it easily.
Laine throws a leg kick but Doctore sees it coming and checks it nicely.
A left lands for Laine.
Laine connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Laine lands with a thumping leg kick.
Laine swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Doctore let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Laine throws a body kick that misses.
Laine is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Doctore can do to turn this around?
Laine buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Doctore has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Laine tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Doctore was well out of range. Poor timing from Laine.
Laine throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Doctore counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Laine rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
enabling Doctore to counter with a crisp jab.
Doctore ducks under a wild hook from Laine.
It seemed like Doctore was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Doctore takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Doctore jabs Laine right on the nose. Laine blinks but takes it well.
Laine fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Doctore.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Doctore misses with a straight right.
A little feinted left hand from Laine on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Laine misses the jab.
Doctore throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Laine appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Laine throws an overhand right that lands on Doctore's shoulder, as Doctore tries to avoid the shot.
Doctore now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Doctore walks into a stiff left hand from Laine.
Oenomaus Doctore has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Laine feints a jab promting Doctore to slip. Laine then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Doctore slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Laine throws a leg kick but Doctore moved away.
Laine throws a nice outside leg kick.
Doctore throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Laine throws the kick towards the body but Doctore avoids it.
It seemed like Doctore was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Laine connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Doctore's hands.
Doctore gets cracked there but stands up to it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Laine misses with a body shot
enabling Doctore to counter with a crisp jab.
Laine cracks a nice hook into Doctore's ribs.
Laine scores with a body shot.
Laine throws a solid leg kick but Doctore takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Laine.
Laine clobbers Doctore with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
A thudding body kick lands there by Laine!
Laine throws a leg kick that misses.
Doctore swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
A lazy body kick from Laine
and Doctore connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Laine wants to land a leg kick but Doctore is out of range.
A little jabbing left from Doctore on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Laine throws a nice outside leg kick.
Laine slips under a jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Laine stuns Doctore with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Laine misses with a looping left.
Doctore throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Doctore avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Laine lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Doctore takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Laine lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Doctore tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Laine was well out of range. Poor timing from Doctore.
Doctore throws a jab but it's blocked by Laine.
Laine looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Doctore throws a counter combo.
Doctore uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Laine.
Doctore looks like he wants to counter punch here.

And that's the end of the fight!
Muuka Laine showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Laine has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Paulsen Ambrosius scores the fight 30:27
Judge Nard Betker scores the fight 30:27
Judge Aafke Stam scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Muuka Laine!
An intense looking Muuka Laine took to the microphone post fight and gave a little speech: 'Yoshihiro Asai Jr I Know Your My Team Mate But Im Gonna Retire You '.