PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Retarded Moron (ranked 2591 p4p, 22697 weight class) and Bobby Victors (ranked 336 p4p, 639 weight class). Bobby Victors has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Moron
vs
Victors

203 cm
20
274
2 - 0 - 0

190 cm
21
255
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Retarded Moron!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Bobby Victors!
The judges for this bout are Percy O'Donnell, Frank Antenori and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Victors gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Moron counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Nice takedown defense from Moron. No joy for Victors on that attempt.
It looked like Moron wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.

Victors closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Moron can't do much from the bottom here.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Victors postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
Victors landing strikes.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Victors has hold of Moron's arm here. He's working for an Americana. It looks like he might have it! Moron tries to escape but he's just digging himself in deeper - Victors cranks the arm and Moron screams in pain! The ref makes a decision and ends the fight before the tap - no complains from Moron, who is just happy to have his arm attached to his body.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Americana). Bobby Victors!
In his post fight interview, Bobby Victors started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.