PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Chronian Dispatch Regulator (ranked 357 p4p, 449 weight class) and Kimbo Slaissi (ranked 61 p4p, 76 weight class). Dispatch Regulator comes to the cage accompanied by A Doon Hicky. Man, I cannot wait for this one!

Dispatch Regulator
vs
Slaissi

189 cm
22
262
7 - 2 - 1

189 cm
25
271
12 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Paddy's Enhancing Drugs (160Q)

Conquer
HELLBENT

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Chronian Dispatch Regulator!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Kimbo Slaissi!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Hogan, Damien Edna and Steve Erwin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dispatch Regulator scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.

It looks like Kimbo Slaissi has been cut.
Slaissi throws a sloppy head kick and Dispatch Regulator moves out of range easily.
Dispatch Regulator throws an overhand right that lands on Slaissi's shoulder, as Slaissi tries to avoid the shot.
Slaissi looks to score with a jab to the body but Dispatch Regulator is just out of range.
Dispatch Regulator just misses with a punch to the body.
An inside leg kick from Dispatch Regulator misses.
Dispatch Regulator looks for the body kick but Slaissi saw that one coming.
Sloppy strikes from Slaissi. Those never looked like landing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Slaissi has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Dispatch Regulator.
Slaissi slips a straight right by Dispatch Regulator.
Slaissi throws an off balance right hand
and Dispatch Regulator counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Slaissi waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Dispatch Regulator.
Slaissi lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Dispatch Regulator takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.

It looks like Chronian Dispatch Regulator has been cut.
Dispatch Regulator takes a swing at Slaissi's ribcage but misses.
A countering left hand to the body from Slaissi misses.
Dispatch Regulator takes a swing at Slaissi's ribcage but misses.
Slaissi tries to close the distance and clinch but Dispatch Regulator swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Dispatch Regulator throwing a counter right hand but Slaissi manages to avoid it.
Slaissi scores with a jab to the head.
Dispatch Regulator fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Slaissi manages to avoid it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Slaissi moves out of range as Dispatch Regulator strikes.
Slaissi tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Dispatch Regulator swats away the attempt to clinch by Slaissi.
Dispatch Regulator connects with a leg kick.
Slaissi takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Slaissi tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Dispatch Regulator just misses with a punch to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Slaissi moves into range and clinches up with Dispatch Regulator.

Slaissi breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

Slaissi lands a big head kick that sends Dispatch Regulator tumbling to the mat! Slaissi takes a step backwards and waves Dispatch Regulator back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Slaissi moves into the clinch successfully.
Dispatch Regulator goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Slaissi has a couple of punches blocked by Dispatch Regulator.
Slaissi blocking some punches.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Slaissi misses with a punch on the inside.
Dispatch Regulator throws a punch but it's blocked by Slaissi.
Dispatch Regulator misses with a body punch.
Dispatch Regulator tries to throw a body punch but Slaissi avoids it by throwing Dispatch Regulator back against the cage.
Dispatch Regulator swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Dispatch Regulator throws a punch but it's blocked by Slaissi.
Dispatch Regulator misses with a body punch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dispatch Regulator.
Dispatch Regulator tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Slaissi blocks a body shot from Dispatch Regulator.
Slaissi lands a left hand.
Dispatch Regulator misses with the head strike.
Slaissi has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Dispatch Regulator seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Slaissi can turn it around.
Dispatch Regulator is trying to maintain a safe position but Slaissi gets an underhook and turns Dispatch Regulator into the cage.
Slaissi swings wildly with an uppercut but Dispatch Regulator uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dispatch Regulator misses with a hook from the clinch.
Dispatch Regulator tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Slaissi's elbow.
Slaissi gets through Dispatch Regulator's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Nice body punch from Dispatch Regulator.
Dispatch Regulator goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Slaissi lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Dispatch Regulator can't find room to land a body shot as Slaissi controls the action.
Nice body punch from Dispatch Regulator.
Slaissi blocks a punch to the side of the head.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Kimbo Slaissi will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Back to the action!

Dispatch Regulator works Slaissi's body with a nice hook.
Slaissi circles to his right before unloading a perfect head kick! Dispatch Regulator drops to the canvas, hurt badly! Slaissi follows Dispatch Regulator to the ground and unloads with a series of strikes that force the referee to step in and end the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:13 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kimbo Slaissi!
Kimbo Slaissi is the new heavyweight champion!