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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Purple Aki (ranked 700 p4p, 1271 weight class) and Better Dead (ranked 104 p4p, 174 weight class). Purple Aki is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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11 - 2 - 1 |
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Good wrestling
Counter fighter
Very quick |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 2 - 1, fighting out of London, Purple Aki!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 12 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Better Dead!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Hogan, Donatello Bradman and Topper Green.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Donk. Dead catches Aki right on the button with a cross.
Dead is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Dead scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Dead scores with a shot to the body.
Dead throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Aki on the side of the head.
Aki is rocked!
Aki looks up at the clock. Bad move! Dead lands a right hand from hell, dropping Aki. Dead pounces and finishes the fight with a flurry of punches and elbows.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Better Dead!
After the big win, Better Dead made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Carnage Clothing and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.
In defeat, Purple Aki stepped up to the mic, saying 'I clearly felt a tap! The whole island is corrupt he had more vasoline on him then two puffs going at it on a saturday night '.
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RATING
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