PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Homeless Guy (ranked 2380 p4p, 23679 weight class) and Thomas Martins (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Guy's entrance music is no music. A fine choice. Martins has chosen Kwabs - Walk as his entrance music. This should be a great matchup!

Guy
vs
Martins

174 cm
26
150
6 - 1 - 0

175 cm
21
150
4 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Knockout power

Nutritional Shaved Ice

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Homeless Guy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Thomas Martins!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Chris Downing and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Guy, as that shot connected.
Guy connects with a solid leg kick.
A slapping body kick lands there for Guy.
Guy defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Martins.
Guy fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Guy sizes up Martins with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
A low kick lands for Guy.
Guy connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Guy scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Whack! Guy lands a heavy head kick that drops Martins. The ref tackles Guy to stop the fight - a great save by the referee because Martins was done.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Head Kick). Homeless Guy!
During a confident post fight interview, Homeless Guy thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.