PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Stinky Fart (ranked 4109 p4p, 4271 weight class) and Pit Bull (ranked 513 p4p, 526 weight class). Fart comes to the cage accompanied by Katastroof - Oep een Franse wc. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Fart
vs
Bull

188 cm
18
180
0 - 1 - 0

182 cm
19
188
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Cuts easily

Good wrestler
Counter fighter
Enjoys gardening

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Stinky Fart!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Pit Bull!
The judges for this bout are Dillan Fox, Yves DeLean and Gregory Folan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A head kick misses from Fart.
Fart misses with a hook

and Bull counters with a takedown into side control.
Fart is trying to buck Bull off.
A lull in the action here as Bull stalls from top position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Let's hope that Bull has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fart is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Bull has just dragged him back down to the mat.
Bull is maintaining the dominant position - no doubt Fart will start to get frustrated soon if he's not already.
Bull prevents Fart from escaping the position.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Fart throws a body kick, spinning off balance

and Bull counters with a takedown into side control.

Bull is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Fart has escaped the position, nice work there.
Bull controls the position.
Bull throws a strike aimed at the side of Fart's head but Fart avoids it well.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bull controlling from side mount.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fart tries to escape but Bull is in control.
Bull content to control the pace. The referee will try and keep them active though.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
Fart throws a nice looking combination but Bull bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Bull staying out of range there.
Bull dodges the punch combination from Fart.
Bull changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fart slips a jab and a cross from Bull.
Fart fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bull manages to avoid it.
Fart throws a body kick, spinning off balance

and Bull counters with a shoot takedown. Fart fights it but they end up in guard.
Fart can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Bull controls the pace.
Bull looking to pass the guard.
Bull slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Pit Bull dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Bull throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Fart's waist but Fart gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Bull off to one side.
Bull throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Fart's waist but Fart gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Bull off to one side.
Fart fails to land with a series of punches.
Bull goes for a double leg but Fart avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Fart continues to drive forward.
Stinky Fart has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Pit Bull.
Bull walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Fart throws a right hand that Bull ducks under and follows up with a left that Bull also avoids with ease.
Bull avoids the head kick by Fart.
Stinky Fart seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A left and a right from Fart both land. Nice combination.
Fart defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Bull.
Bull avoids the head kick by Fart.
Bull avoids the head kick by Fart.
Bull wants to counter with a clinch but Fart pushes him away.
A head kick by Fart misses

and Bull counters with a nice double leg into side control. Fart won't be happy with that.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Fart trying to remain calm as Bull controls from the top position.
Fart pushes Bull away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Bull gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fart is trying to escape the position but Bull is controlling the position.
Fart tries to escape but Bull is in control.
Bull is pausing for a moment. What's he doing? It looks like he's clearing his nose. Oh dude! He's shot a load of snot all down Fart's shoulder. That is not cool.
Fart is pushing Bull's head away, looking to escape. Bull manages to hold on to the position though.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
You can see the frustration on Fart's face as Bull controls the position.

The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Fart swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Fart tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Stinky Fart is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Fart falls off balance throwing a combination

and Bull counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Fart!
Fart looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Fart is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Bull has just dragged him back down to the mat.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bull taking a breather here.
Fart wants to get back to his feet but Bull drags him back down.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
Bull blocks the body kick.
Bull misses with a wild body shot.
Fart falls off balance throwing a combination

and Bull counters with a takedown into side control.
Bull content to control the pace. The referee will try and keep them active though.
We're seeing a lot of stalling here from Bull.
Bull's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
More stalling from Bull.
Fart is trying to get back to his feet.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
A lull in the action here as Bull stalls from top position.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
Fart looks to score with a jab to the body but Bull is just out of range.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Stinky Fart dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

Fart throws a sloppy head kick

and Bull counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Bull is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Bull stops Fart from standing up.
Bull controlling from the top position.
Bull stands and throws Fart's legs to the side, diving into side control.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bull controls the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fart is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Bull content to control the pace. The referee will try and keep them active though.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Fart misses with a combination

so Bull counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Fart being controlled here, momentarily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bull prevents Fart from getting back to his feet.
Bull's corner is telling him to maintain position.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters, thinking about a standup.
Fart wants to stand but Bull is controlling the position.

The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Horrible takedown attempt by Bull or perhaps it was just good defense by Fart, which made it look bad.
Fart throws a sloppy head kick

so Bull counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Fart wants to get back to his feet but he's too absorbed in his own little project and Bull manages to pass to side control.

Bull controlling the action here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!

And that's the end of the fight!
Pit Bull comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Bull has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Dillan Fox scores the fight 28:29
Judge Yves DeLean scores the fight 28:29
Judge Gregory Folan scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Pit Bull!
The defeated Stinky Fart had this to say: 'F A R T => this game smells bad !!! It's not a fair game, full of bugs, lies and dishonesty !!! We have 2 fighters to sack, that means 1 fighter into 30 days, so in 60 days we are out of this stupidity !!!'.