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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Jian Zhao (ranked 1305 p4p, 5755 weight class) and Fried Slobberknacker (ranked 175 p4p, 482 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Zhao might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Dirty Harry (Schtung Chinese New Year Remix) - Gorillaz. Fried Slobberknacker has the eye of the tiger tonight.
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173 cm 27 155 13 - 6 - 1 |
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172 cm 34 165 7 - 14 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt Excellent boxer Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler Excellent boxer Fast |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of 13 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Tokyo, Jian Zhao! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of 7 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Fried Slobberknacker! The judges for this bout are Taro Takaoka, Shigeki Fujiwara and Sosuke Kotani.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Slobberknacker takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness. Slobberknacker scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
It looks like Jian Zhao has been cut. Zhao connects with the punch.
It looks like Fried Slobberknacker has been cut. Nice cross by Zhao. Slobberknacker checks a leg kick. A countering left hand to the body from Slobberknacker misses. Slobberknacker uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Zhao. Zhao digs a good hook to Slobberknacker's body.
Slobberknacker scores with a jab. Slobberknacker on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. A cross from Slobberknacker lands. Jian Zhao seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Slobberknacker takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it. Zhao lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin. Slobberknacker takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming. Slobberknacker takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Slobberknacker throws a big shot that misses. Zhao misses with a wild body shot. Zhao closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so. Zhao thuds his shin into the meat of Slobberknacker's side. Zhao looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Zhao misses with a body kick. Zhao throws a quick inside leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round. Slobberknacker on the wrong end of a nice hook. Zhao moves forwards but Slobberknacker connects with a nice, crisp jab. Slobberknacker misses with a wild combination.
Zhao tries to land a front kick but Slobberknacker steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed. Zhao throws a body shot but no joy. Zhao throws a push kick but Slobberknacker slaps the foot to one side. Zhao throws a body punch but Slobberknacker moves out of range. Zhao fakes a jab and scores with a low kick. A chopping leg kick lands by Slobberknacker. A looping hook to the body misses from Zhao. Slobberknacker does a little dance to reset his feet. Slobberknacker works Zhao's body with a nice hook. Slobberknacker takes a swing at Zhao's ribcage but misses. Slobberknacker throws a leg kick but Zhao sees it coming and moves out of range. Slobberknacker moves out of range of the body kick from Zhao.
Zhao misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Slobberknacker counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Slobberknacker misses with a wild combination.
A looping hook to the body misses from Zhao. Slobberknacker does a little dance to reset his feet.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Slobberknacker takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Zhao's corner calls for a 1-2. Zhao obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range. Zhao cracks Slobberknacker with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Slobberknacker is rocked!
That has opened up Fried Slobberknacker's cut even more. Slobberknacker blocks the body kick.
A big left from Zhao misses. Slobberknacker raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick. Slobberknacker moves out of range of the body kick. Slobberknacker with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Slobberknacker lands a jab to Zhao's midsection. Zhao lands a nice shot that snaps Slobberknacker's head back.
Slobberknacker is still on wobbly legs! Can Zhao finish him? Slobberknacker shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it. Zhao fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done. Slobberknacker throws a wild combination but nothing lands. Slobberknacker avoids a kick to the body.
Slobberknacker scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent. Wow, both these guys are really going for it! Slobberknacker throws a leg kick and Zhao makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range. Slobberknacker seems to have recovered his senses. Zhao checks a leg kick. Zhao misses the jab. Despite the aggression on Slobberknacker's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter. Zhao takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness. Zhao slips a jab from Slobberknacker. Zhao throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land. It seemed like Slobberknacker was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it. Zhao throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land. Slobberknacker feints a counter leg kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Slobberknacker gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Slobberknacker takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh. Zhao throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Zhao misses with a straight right. Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Zhao. Zhao connects with a nice looking jab.
The cut above Fried Slobberknacker's eye is starting to cause him problems now. Slobberknacker shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Zhao's guard. Slobberknacker wants to control from the top but Zhao keeps moving. Zhao is pulling down on Slobberknacker's head. It's preventing any offense from Slobberknacker, at least for the moment. Zhao working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Slobberknacker.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Zhao tries to land a sweep but no joy. A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Slobberknacker accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand. Slobberknacker throwing strikes from guard but Zhao blocks nicely. Slobberknacker showing good wrestling skills to control the position. Slobberknacker with a flurry of punches that miss.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up. A lazy left from Zhao finds it's target. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end. Zhao lands a nice leg kick that just misses Slobberknacker's sensitive parts. Zhao throws a leg kick which misses Slobberknacker's front leg but catches the back leg as Slobberknacker tries to avoid it. Zhao is looking to slow Slobberknacker down with leg kicks. Slobberknacker misses with a low kick as Zhao jumps back. That kick from Slobberknacker tenderised Zhao's leg. Zhao is trying to keep his angry face on. And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Jian Zhao dominated that round. Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval. That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. Slobberknacker uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Zhao.
Zhao takes a body punch but keeps moving. Slobberknacker throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd. Zhao's jab looks to have found its range, popping Slobberknacker under the eye. A swing and a miss from Slobberknacker. Slobberknacker throws a body shot but no joy. Zhao misses with a body shot.
A nice side step and Slobberknacker releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home. Jian Zhao is winning the standup battle so far. Zhao takes a swing at Slobberknacker's ribcage but misses. Slobberknacker defending well as Zhao loads up on a big left hand. Slobberknacker drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Zhao defends it well. Slobberknacker tries to move into range but Zhao moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand. Slobberknacker scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard. Zhao fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Slobberknacker manages to avoid it. Zhao has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Zhao there as he acknowledges the shot. Slobberknacker gets a double leg takedown into Zhao's guard. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Slobberknacker throws a big elbow that misses. Zhao is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Slobberknacker can do to turn this around? Zhao is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
That's one minute gone in the round. Slobberknacker trying to control the position from guard on top but Zhao is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. Zhao is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive. Slobberknacker missing there with some ground and pound from the guard. The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work. Slobberknacker stopping the sweep attempt from Zhao. Zhao seems keen to control Slobberknacker's posture.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up. Slobberknacker cracks Zhao with an open hand slap. Slobberknacker listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut. Zhao swings and misses with a hook to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Slobberknacker throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Slobberknacker lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Slobberknacker. Slobberknacker scores with a nice head shot. Zhao misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Slobberknacker.
Zhao tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Slobberknacker was well out of range. Poor timing from Zhao. Slobberknacker is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own. The crowd cheers as Slobberknacker lands an impressive looking overhand right. Zhao doesn't seem phased though. Zhao jabbing away but nothing is landing. Slobberknacker looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Slobberknacker lands a nice looking body shot.
Slobberknacker pushing out the jab but it's not landing. Fried Slobberknacker is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things. Zhao swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target. Slobberknacker looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it. Slobberknacker attempts a low kick but it misses it's target. Slobberknacker misses with a looping left. Zhao appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick. Slobberknacker looks to land a right hand but Zhao moved out of range. Slobberknacker cracks Zhao with an open hand slap. Zhao misses with a hook
letting Slobberknacker counter with a right hand. Jian Zhao is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs. Slobberknacker lands a right hook to the body.
Slobberknacker throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Zhao throws a front kick that sends Slobberknacker stumbling back into the cage. Slobberknacker with a nice calf kick. Zhao slips under a jab from Slobberknacker. Slobberknacker ducks under a wild hook from Zhao. Slobberknacker is looking for the big counter here. Slobberknacker tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him. A nice leg kick from Zhao, right into the meat of the thigh.
Zhao bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Slobberknacker's head backwards. Slobberknacker bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut. Zhao moves out of range as Slobberknacker strikes. Zhao scores with a nice right hand.
Slobberknacker scores with a body shot.
Zhao walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Slobberknacker checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side. Zhao lands with a thumping leg kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! A big left from Zhao misses. Good leg kick by Zhao. Zhao dodges the punch combination from Slobberknacker.
Zhao appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round. A left lands for Slobberknacker. Slobberknacker fakes a head shot and lands one to the body. Zhao misses with a body shot.
Zhao throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Slobberknacker counters with a lovely straight right hand! Zhao misses with an uppercut. Slobberknacker saw that one coming. Zhao connects with a solid leg kick. Slobberknacker moves out of range as Zhao strikes. Slobberknacker fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Zhao avoids it really well and circles away. An attempted straight right counter from Zhao misses the target. Zhao lets loose with a powerful body kick. Slobberknacker will feel that in the morning. Nice shot lands for Zhao. The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end. Zhao uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Slobberknacker. Slobberknacker avoids a low kick by using good footwork. Zhao cracks Slobberknacker with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business. And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Fried Slobberknacker showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards. Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval. That's time! Zhao's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. And we move into the final round! Zhao stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Slobberknacker. Zhao ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face. Zhao scores with a leg kick.
Zhao misses with an uppercut. Zhao throws a jab when Slobberknacker was well out of range. Zhao misses with an attempted mid kick.
Slobberknacker connects with a crisp jab. Nice uppercut lands for Slobberknacker. That snapped Zhao's head back.
Slobberknacker displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Zhao throws out the jab. Slobberknacker tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away. Zhao is looking to land body kicks. A big left from Zhao misses. Slobberknacker looks to score with a jab to the body but Zhao is just out of range. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Zhao with a nice calf kick. Slobberknacker throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
As Slobberknacker backs away, Zhao returns fire with a leg kick that just misses. Zhao cracks Slobberknacker with a right hand to the side of the head. Zhao misses the jab. Slobberknacker keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Zhao lands a jab to Slobberknacker's midsection.
That's one minute gone in the round. Slobberknacker ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face. Nice defenses there by Slobberknacker. A low kick lands for Zhao.
Slobberknacker closes this distance looking for a takedown but Zhao circles away. A looping hook to the body misses from Zhao. Slobberknacker does a little dance to reset his feet. Slobberknacker tests Zhao's chin there with a solid looking shot. A solid body kick from Zhao. Slobberknacker's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down. Slobberknacker looks to land a combination but Zhao avoids it well. Slobberknacker throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Zhao counters with a stiff right hand. Slobberknacker throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Zhao. The crowd cheers as Slobberknacker lands an impressive looking overhand right. Zhao doesn't seem phased though. Zhao needs to keep his hands up - Slobberknacker had a free shot at his head there. Slobberknacker takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Zhao connects with a leg kick. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Zhao misses with a low kick. Slobberknacker feints the counter takedown. Slobberknacker ducks right into an uppercut from Zhao. Slobberknacker tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Zhao was well out of range. Poor timing from Slobberknacker.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Zhao swings away with a body shot that misses
and Slobberknacker counters with a stiff right hand. Slobberknacker takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards. Slobberknacker takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired. Slobberknacker dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Zhao. That did some damage! Zhao lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Slobberknacker at a distance.
Slobberknacker walks into a left hand. Zhao throws a push kick but Slobberknacker slaps the foot to one side. Slobberknacker is looking for the big counter here. Zhao chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Slobberknacker can pounce on him.
Slobberknacker moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross. Zhao looks to land a left hand but Slobberknacker moved out of range nicely. Slobberknacker misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Zhao.
Slobberknacker is trying hard to land a takedown here. Zhao sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet. Zhao digs a good hook to Slobberknacker's body.
Some bone on bone action there as Zhao checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one. Slobberknacker misses with a looping left. Slobberknacker misses with a straight left. Zhao slips a straight right by Slobberknacker. A counter left hand to the body from Zhao misses its target. Slobberknacker's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Zhao connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Slobberknacker scrambles back to his feet.
Fried Slobberknacker's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Slobberknacker throws a leg kick but Zhao moved away. Zhao loads up on a big right hand but Slobberknacker slips the punch. Slobberknacker blocks the body kick.
Zhao keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl. Jian Zhao has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Fried Slobberknacker. Slobberknacker avoids the body shot from Zhao.
Zhao steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Slobberknacker. The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Slobberknacker checks a leg kick. Fried Slobberknacker has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here! Zhao lands a lovely overhand right. Zhao connects with a leg kick. A telegraphed right hand from Slobberknacker misses the target. Slobberknacker goes for a double leg but Zhao avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Zhao continues to drive forward. A leg kick checked by Zhao. Zhao throws a nice outside leg kick. Zhao lands a right hook to the body.
Zhao connects with a nice looking jab.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Zhao.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Slobberknacker waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Zhao. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Zhao lands the left hand. Zhao fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Slobberknacker. Slobberknacker chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Zhao can pounce on him.
Slobberknacker needs to keep his hands up - Zhao had a free shot at his head there.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Fried Slobberknacker's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:27 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Jian Zhao! Jian Zhao decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
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