PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Paulie Greene (ranked 797 p4p, 750 weight class) and Saggy Dinglestomper (ranked 87 p4p, 82 weight class). Greene comes to the cage accompanied by Im Shipping Up To Boston. Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Greene
vs
Dinglestomper

170 cm
38
155
24 - 10 - 0

176 cm
31
144
14 - 10 - 0

Good wrestling
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 24 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Paulie Greene!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Saggy Dinglestomper!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Don Winkell and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Greene throws a low kick but it's checked well by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Dinglestomper ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Jab from Dinglestomper.
Greene ducks under a wild hook from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Dinglestomper scores with a nice head shot.
Dinglestomper clobbers Greene with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Dinglestomper fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Greene.
Saggy Dinglestomper seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dinglestomper swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Greene fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Dinglestomper has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Dinglestomper misses with a looping right.
Dinglestomper moves out of range as Greene strikes.
Dinglestomper fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dinglestomper throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Greene tries to work over Dinglestomper's front leg with a kick but Dinglestomper checks it.
Dinglestomper takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
A low kick lands for Greene.
Greene blocks a head kick by Dinglestomper.
Greene keeps Dinglestomper at a distance using the push kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Greene avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Greene throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Dinglestomper sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Dinglestomper missing with a left hand there. Greene was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Greene misses with a body punch
and Dinglestomper counters with a head kick. That will keep Greene thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Dinglestomper misses with a looping right.
Greene was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Greene displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Dinglestomper throws out the jab.
Greene will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Dinglestomper fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Greene is out of range.
Dinglestomper takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
A shot to the liver by Dinglestomper. Beautiful body shot.
Dinglestomper throws a low kick but it's checked well by Greene.
Dinglestomper plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Dinglestomper throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Dinglestomper tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Greene was well out of range. Poor timing from Dinglestomper.
Greene dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Dinglestomper. That did some damage!
Greene avoids the body shot from Dinglestomper.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dinglestomper throws a leg kick that misses.
Dinglestomper checks a leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Greene takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Nice jab there from Greene.
A low kick lands for Dinglestomper.
Greene throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Dinglestomper looks to land a right hand but Greene moved out of range.
Dinglestomper tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Dinglestomper buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Greene throws a leg kick which misses Dinglestomper's front leg but catches the back leg as Dinglestomper tries to avoid it.
Dinglestomper throws out a loose jab but Greene uses good head movement to avoid it.
Greene throws a body shot but no joy.
Greene throws a series of punches but Dinglestomper avoids them all with ease.
Dinglestomper throws a nice outside leg kick.
Dinglestomper misses with a looping left.
Dinglestomper throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Dinglestomper feints and then cracks Greene's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Greene down.
Dinglestomper throws a wild body kick that Greene sees coming a mile off.
Dinglestomper swings for the body but Greene moves out of range.
Greene attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Dinglestomper fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Greene looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A swing and a miss from Greene.
Dinglestomper lands with a shot to the body.
Dinglestomper scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Greene's corner calls for a 1-2. Greene obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Dinglestomper scores with a jab to the jaw.
Dinglestomper throws a jab but it's blocked by Greene.
Dinglestomper throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Greene.
Dinglestomper dips to his left and cracks Greene with an uppercut!
Greene ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Dinglestomper moves away.
Dinglestomper lands a really nice looking cross but Greene seems unphased.
Greene throws a push kick but Dinglestomper slaps the foot to one side.
Greene bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dinglestomper connects with a body shot that sends Greene's belly button to the back.
Dinglestomper looks to land a left hand but Greene moved out of range nicely.
Dinglestomper bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Greene moves away from the strike by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Greene had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into mush.
Dinglestomper motions for Greene to come forward. Dinglestomper throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Greene tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Greene misses with a straight right.
A nice side step and Dinglestomper releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dinglestomper misses with the body kick
and Greene makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Greene takes a jab right on the kisser.
Greene misses with a leg kick
and Dinglestomper counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Dinglestomper's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Dinglestomper duly obliges.
Dinglestomper connects with a solid leg kick.
Dinglestomper misses with a hook to the body
and Greene counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Greene defending well as Dinglestomper loads up on a big left hand.
Dinglestomper throws a leg kick that is checked
and Greene counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Dinglestomper swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Greene counters with a thumping low kick.
Greene changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Greene tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dinglestomper was well out of range. Poor timing from Greene.
Greene uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper checks a low kick from Greene.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Greene uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Dinglestomper wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Greene scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Dinglestomper tries to clinch but Greene moves out of range.
A punch lands to the side of Dinglestomper 's head but he takes it in his stride.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Saggy Dinglestomper dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

A thudding body kick lands there by Greene!
Dinglestomper digs a good body shot into Greene's ribs.
Dinglestomper cracks Greene with an open hand slap.
Dinglestomper pivots, looking for a leg kick but Greene is out of range and Dinglestomper settles back down.
A jab from Dinglestomper finds it's way through Greene's defenses.
Dinglestomper slips under a jab.
Dinglestomper appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Greene looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Greene scores with a sloppy right hand. Dinglestomper should have avoided that one.
Dinglestomper attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Greene blocks a jab.
Greene takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Greene slips a jab from Dinglestomper.
A clash of legs there as Dinglestomper blocks the low kick.
Saggy Dinglestomper seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Greene tries to score with a low kick but Dinglestomper moves his leg out of the way.
Greene throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Greene uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dinglestomper scores with a leg kick.
Dinglestomper throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Greene counters with a straight right hand.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Greene might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Greene throws a front kick aimed at Dinglestomper's knee but Dinglestomper avoids it well.
Greene pushing out the jab but it's not landing.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Greene looks to land a left hand but Dinglestomper moved out of range nicely.
Greene takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Greene looks to land a right hand but Dinglestomper moved out of range.
Dinglestomper tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Greene tries to land a leg kick but Dinglestomper saw it coming and moves away.
Dinglestomper misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Greene jabs Dinglestomper right on the nose. Dinglestomper blinks but takes it well.
Dinglestomper throws a low kick, looking for Greene's leg but Greene calmly moves out of range.
Dinglestomper has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Dinglestomper fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Dinglestomper misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Greene.
Dinglestomper throws a right hand that misses
and Greene counters with a right hand to the body.
Dinglestomper throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Greene throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Dinglestomper moves out of range of the strikes.
Dinglestomper scores with a crisp jab that stopped Greene in his tracks.
Dinglestomper throws a poor cross that misses
letting Greene counter with a right hand.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Dinglestomper in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Greene throws a leg kick but Dinglestomper checks it.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dinglestomper lands a slapping body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Greene misses with a looping left.
Greene connects with a single shot there.
Greene moves away from the strike by Dinglestomper.
Greene tries to work over Dinglestomper's front leg with a kick but Dinglestomper checks it.
Greene keeps Dinglestomper at a distance using the push kick.
Greene looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
A slow jab from Dinglestomper misses its intended target.
Greene with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Greene takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Greene throws a low kick but Dinglestomper avoids it.
Dinglestomper takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Dinglestomper throws a low kick but it's checked well by Greene.
Dinglestomper lands a right hook to the body.
Dinglestomper throws a right hand that Greene ducks under and follows up with a left that Greene also avoids with ease.
Dinglestomper throws a quick inside leg kick.
Dinglestomper throws a big shot that misses.
Greene throws a head kick but Dinglestomper moves out of range.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Dinglestomper checks a leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Greene, as that shot connected.
Dinglestomper misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Greene.
Dinglestomper misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
A slapping leg kick lands for Greene.
Dinglestomper buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Dinglestomper tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Greene checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Greene slips under a jab.
Greene throws a hook to the side of Dinglestomper's head but Dinglestomper sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Dinglestomper misses with a jab, cross combination.
Greene comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Greene feints and then cracks Dinglestomper's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Dinglestomper down.
Greene takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Dinglestomper pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Greene scores with a punch to the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Greene waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper lands a high kick!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Greene connects with an inside leg kick.
Dinglestomper uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Greene.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Dinglestomper lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Greene has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Greene and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Dinglestomper just misses with a punch to the body.
Greene is looking to counter punch.
Greene throws a right and a left that Dinglestomper avoids nicely.
Dinglestomper scores with a body shot.
Dinglestomper looks to throw the jab but Greene is out of range.
Greene throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Dinglestomper sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Greene throws a nice looking combination but Dinglestomper bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Dinglestomper misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Greene.
Greene throws a lazy right hand but Dinglestomper sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Dinglestomper counters with a body kick.
Greene connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Dinglestomper momentarily.
Dinglestomper drops his hands momentarily and Greene takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Dinglestomper misses with a low kick.
Greene swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Greene scores with a nice right hand.
Dinglestomper displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Greene throws out the jab.
Greene with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Dinglestomper to score with a decent uppercut.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Paulie Greene will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

Greene missing with a left hand there. Dinglestomper was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Greene misses with a hook. Dinglestomper ducked under it nicely.
Dinglestomper is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Greene listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Greene scores with a leg kick.
Dinglestomper throws a body punch but Greene moves out of range.
Dinglestomper scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Greene crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Dinglestomper - the referee stops the clock and Greene gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Dinglestomper. Greene manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Greene looks to land a left hand but Dinglestomper moved out of range nicely.
Dinglestomper avoids a kick to the body.
Dinglestomper uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Greene.
Dinglestomper connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Dinglestomper scores with a nice right hand.
Greene takes a body punch but keeps moving.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Good work by Greene as he checks the leg kick.
Dinglestomper misses with an attempted mid kick.
Greene throws the left hand but Dinglestomper avoids the punch easily.
Greene looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Dinglestomper looks to land a body kick but Greene moved away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dinglestomper throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Dinglestomper blocks the body kick.
Dinglestomper lands with an overhand left.
Greene thuds a left hand into Dinglestomper's body.
Dinglestomper ducks under a wild hook from Greene.
Greene lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Dinglestomper at a distance.
Dinglestomper swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Greene tried to counter with a leg kick but Dinglestomper avoided it.
Dinglestomper scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Dinglestomper throws a body punch but Greene moves out of range.
Dinglestomper lands a body shot.
Dinglestomper uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Greene has time to react.
Dinglestomper misses with a jab, cross combination.
A good leg kick by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper connects with a jab.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Greene misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Dinglestomper.
A low kick from Dinglestomper is predictable there
and Greene counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Dinglestomper keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dinglestomper misses with an uppercut.
Greene staying out of range there.
Dinglestomper throws a lazy right hand but Greene sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Dinglestomper tries to move into range but Greene moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Dinglestomper tries a head kick but it misses.
Dinglestomper looks to score with a jab to the body but Greene is just out of range.
Greene jabs Dinglestomper to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Dinglestomper misses with a low kick.
Dinglestomper misses with a body punch
enabling Greene to counter with a crisp jab.
Greene throws a low kick, looking for Dinglestomper's leg but Dinglestomper calmly moves out of range.
Dinglestomper misses with a head kick.
Greene's jab looks to have found its range, popping Dinglestomper under the eye.
Dinglestomper throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Dinglestomper scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Dinglestomper pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A shot to the body from Dinglestomper misses
and Greene counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Dinglestomper takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Dinglestomper connects with an inside leg kick.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Dinglestomper checks a leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Greene punishes Dinglestomper's body with a nice straight punch.
Greene ducks under a wild hook from Dinglestomper.
Greene checks a leg kick.
Dinglestomper cracks Greene with an open hand slap.
Nice uppercut there from Greene.
Greene scoring well with a low kick there.
Greene lands a really nice looking cross but Dinglestomper seems unphased.
Greene lets loose with a powerful body kick. Dinglestomper will feel that in the morning.
Greene lets loose with a powerful body kick. Dinglestomper will feel that in the morning.
Greene takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Dinglestomper fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Greene checks it well.
Dinglestomper misses with a low kick.
Dinglestomper throws a leg kick but Greene checks it.
Greene throws an overhand right that lands on Dinglestomper's shoulder, as Dinglestomper tries to avoid the shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dinglestomper throws a sloppy body shot
and Greene counters with a low kick, right behind Dinglestomper 's knee.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Dinglestomper.
Greene fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Dinglestomper checks it well.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dinglestomper thuds a left hand into Greene's body.
Dinglestomper looks to land a right hand but Greene moved out of range.
Greene ducks under a wild hook from Dinglestomper.
Greene half committed to a counter leg kick.
Dinglestomper pivots, looking for a leg kick but Greene is out of range and Dinglestomper settles back down.
Dinglestomper lands the left hand.
Dinglestomper throws a leg kick
and Greene counters with a stiff right hand.
Dinglestomper is looking to score with low kicks.
Greene lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Greene looks to throw the jab but Dinglestomper is out of range.
A leg kick checked by Dinglestomper.
Greene fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Dinglestomper manages to avoid it.
Dinglestomper doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Greene scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Dinglestomper lands with a thumping leg kick.
Dinglestomper swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Dinglestomper misses with the combination.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Saggy Dinglestomper.
Well Dinglestomper has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 28:29
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 28:29
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by split decision... Saggy Dinglestomper!
After the fight, Saggy Dinglestomper was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.
In defeat, Paulie Greene stepped up to the mic, saying 'Im Sorry Everyone, I’m Disappointed '.