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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Silent Bob (ranked 336 p4p, 700 weight class) and James Kirk (ranked 52 p4p, 103 weight class). Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.
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Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
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Good wrestler
World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Silent Bob!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 8 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, James Kirk!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Percy O'Donnell and Frank Antenori.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kirk loads up on a big right hand but Bob slips the punch.
Bob with the inside leg kick.
Bob misses with a low kick.
Kirk feints a counter leg kick.
Kirk lands a nice looking body shot.
Kirk has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Bob finds it's way round the side to connect with Kirk's head.
Bob throws the kick towards the body but Kirk avoids it.
Bob keeps the fight on the outside.
Kirk tries to close the distance and clinch up but Bob swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Bob lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Bob misses with a looping left.
Bob throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Kirk misses with a left hand
and Bob counters with a nice low kick that buckles Kirk's knee momentarily.
Bob moves out of range of the strikes.
Bob checks a leg kick.
A leg kick checked by Kirk.
A looping hook to the body misses from Kirk. Bob does a little dance to reset his feet.
Bob closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kirk prevents a body shot from Bob.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bob tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Kirk blocks an uppercut.
Bob lands a body shot in the clinch.
Bob throws a head punch that misses.
Kirk works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Bob working aggressively here.
Bob lands a right hand.
Kirk lands with a light punch inside.
Bob throws a head punch that misses.
Kirk misses with a punch on the inside.
Bob misses with a hook from the clinch.
Bob tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Kirk misses with a hook from the clinch.
Our sources have told us that Bob has been working on his knees in the buildup to the fight.
Bob lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Kirk backwards.
Kirk blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A short uppercut from Kirk.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Kirk.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Kirk.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bob tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Bob misses with some punches.
Kirk pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Kirk chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Bob can pounce on him.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kirk slips a straight right by Bob.
The fighters circling - Kirk throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Kirk throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Kirk lands a right hook to the body.
A big left from Kirk misses.
A little feinted left hand from Bob on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Kirk displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Bob throws out the jab.
Kirk thows a left - swing and a miss!
Kirk changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Bob swings away with a body shot that misses
and Kirk counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Kirk connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Bob slips under a jab from Kirk.
A chopping leg kick lands by Bob.
Bob is looking to slow Kirk down with leg kicks.
Bob throws a body punch but Kirk moves out of range.
Kirk gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Bob is trying to pull guard but Kirk turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kirk's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Kirk lands a lovely overhand right.
Kirk connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Kirk misses with a shot to the body
and Bob counters with a stiff right hand.
Kirk instigates a clinch.
Kirk breaks the clinch.
Kirk ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bob moves away.
Kirk shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Kirk throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Kirk walks into a left hand.
Bob bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Kirk's head.
Bob swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Kirk.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kirk avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Kirk keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Bob.
Bob looks to throw the jab but Kirk is out of range.
Bob has closed the distance and engaged Kirk in a clinch.
A nice right hand lands inside from Bob.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bob jumps guard but Kirk turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Silent Bob. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Bob lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Kirk fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Bob throws a punch but it's blocked by Kirk.
Bob misses with a short punch on the inside.
Kirk breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Bob connects with a nice looking jab.
Nice body kick there by Kirk.
Bob defending well as Kirk loads up on a big left hand.
Kirk uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Bob.
Kirk throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Bob tried to score with a low kick but Kirk checks it.
Kirk now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Bob goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Kirk loads up on a big right hand but Bob slips the punch.
Bob is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bob waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Kirk.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Kirk.
Bob avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Kirk tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bob was well out of range. Poor timing from Kirk.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Silent Bob will probably get the nod.
That's time! Bob's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Bob throws an overhand right that lands on Kirk's shoulder, as Kirk tries to avoid the shot.
Kirk throws a body punch but Bob moves out of range.
Kirk connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Bob throws a leg kick
and Kirk counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Bob misses with an uppercut. Kirk saw that one coming.
Kirk jabs Bob to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Bob dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Kirk. That did some damage!
Bob fails in his attempt to clinch.
A nice leg kick lands there from Bob.
Bob throws a looping overhand right but Kirk ducks down to avoid it.
Kirk takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bob throws a quick inside leg kick.
Bob ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Kirk moves into the clinch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kirk pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Bob blocks a jab.
Bob thuds his right hand into Kirk's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kirk walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Bob checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Bob keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Kirk has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Kirk there as he acknowledges the shot.
Kirk throws out a loose jab but Bob uses good head movement to avoid it.
Kirk thows a left - swing and a miss!
Bob buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Bob misses with a hook. Kirk ducked under it nicely.
Kirk throws a jab but it's blocked by Bob.
Bob rushes Kirk and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Kirk tries to throw a body punch but Bob avoids it by throwing Kirk back against the cage.
Kirk tries to break the clinch but Bob is controlling the position.
Bob misses with some punches.
Kirk has a couple of punches blocked by Bob.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Bob misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Bob throws a punch but it's blocked by Kirk.
Kirk throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Bob scores with a shot to the side of Kirk's head.
Kirk misses with a shot to the kidneys.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kirk tries to break the clinch but Bob is controlling the position.
Kirk manages to break the clinch.
Kirk takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Kirk pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bob throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Kirk scores with a shot to the body.
Kirk misses with a body shot.
Bob is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Kirk blocks a low kick nicely.
Kirk throws an off balance right hand
and Bob counters with an inside leg kick.
A telegraphed right hand from Bob misses the target.
Kirk takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Kirk's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Kirk cracks a nice hook into Bob's ribs.
Bob throws a low kick but it's checked well by Kirk.
Bob backing away here, and Kirk unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Kirk smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bob tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Kirk looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Kirk throws a jab but it's blocked by Bob.
Nice jab there from Bob.
Kirk tries to move into range but Bob moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Kirk throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Bob tries to clinch up.
Kirk scores with a hook.
Bob staying out of range there.
Bob feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Kirk fails to land with a series of punches.
Bob feints a jab promting Kirk to slip. Bob then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Kirk slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Kirk avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Kirk slips under a jab from Bob.
Good work by Bob as he checks the leg kick.
Kirk throws a hook but Bob blocks it.
Bob with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bob connects with the punch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bob connects with an inside leg kick.
Bob connects with a crisp jab.
Bob lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Kirk throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Kirk throws a front kick aimed at Bob's knee but Bob avoids it well.
Silent Bob is winning the standup battle so far.
Bob connects with a leg kick.
Kirk swings for the body but Bob moves out of range.
Bob appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
A slow jab from Kirk misses its intended target.
Bob cracks Kirk with an open hand slap.
Kirk is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Bob throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Kirk throws a hook but Bob avoids it easily.
Bob takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Kirk.
Kirk lands with an uppercut that bounces Bob off the cage and back into range.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Silent Bob will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
Bob pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Jab, jab by Bob - just one landing.
Kirk has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Bob.
Bob bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Kirk throws a jab when Bob was well out of range.
Kirk misses the shot to the body.
It looked like Bob wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Kirk stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Bob uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Kirk.
A low kick lands for Kirk.
Bob scores with a decent looking hook.
Kirk jabs Bob to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Bob throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Kirk sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Bob with the inside leg kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kirk throws a hook to the side of Bob's head but Bob sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Bob throws out a powerful jab.
Kirk throws a body shot but no joy.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bob takes a jab right on the kisser.
Bob cracks Kirk with a good jab.
Bob feints and then cracks Kirk's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Kirk down.
Bob does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Bob smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Kirk waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Bob.
Kirk misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bob.
Kirk misses with a lunging right hand
and Bob counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Kirk has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Bob misses with a low kick.
Kirk throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Kirk jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Nice body punch from Bob.
Bob blocks a low kick nicely.
Kirk looks to land a right hand but Bob moved out of range.
Kirk tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Bob is able to avoid easily.
James Kirk has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bob scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kirk swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Kirk pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Bob uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Kirk.
Kirk misses with a wild combination.
Bob jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Kirk moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Kirk thows a left - swing and a miss!
Bob throws the kick towards the body but Kirk avoids it.
Bob fails in his attempt to clinch.
Kirk misses with a looping right.
Bob throws a quick counter kick to the body but Kirk avoids it.
Kirk ducks right into an uppercut from Bob.
Kirk on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Kirk misses with a hook. Bob ducked under it nicely.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A slow jab from Bob misses its intended target.
Kirk dips to his left and cracks Bob with an uppercut!
A slow jab from Kirk misses its intended target.
Bob lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Bob moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Kirk slips a jab from Bob.
Bob connects with the punch.
Bob pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Bob moves into the clinch.
Silent Bob has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Kirk lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Bob backwards.
Kirk fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Bob swings wildly with an uppercut but Kirk uses good head movement to avoid it.
Kirk working some nice short punches in the clinch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A short right hand to the side of the head by Bob.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Bob.
Kirk blocks a punch to the side of the head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bob fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Bob misses with a hook from the clinch.
Kirk misses with some punches.
A short right from Kirk on the inside.
Bob blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Silent Bob is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
A head punch on the inside from Kirk fails to land.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Bob creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Bob softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Bob has a couple of punches blocked by Kirk.
Bob scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Bob gets control of Kirk's arms and successfully pulls guard. Bob will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
Bob wants to sweep here but Kirk controlling him for the moment.
Bob utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bob is looking for a triangle but Kirk pushes his legs off easily.
Kirk throwing strikes but missing.
And that's the end of the fight!
Silent Bob showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Bob has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 30:27
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Silent Bob!
A very excited looking Silent Bob made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
James Kirk spoke after the fight, saying 'KHAAAAAAN!'.
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energy
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hype
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