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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Zee Land (ranked 329 p4p, 778 weight class) and Jane Malley (ranked 47 p4p, 112 weight class). Land comes to the cage accompanied by For Heavy Metal we will die!. Malley has chosen Rosemary Clooney - Mambo Italiano as his entrance music. On his way into the cage it seems that Zee Land has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Zee Land seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?
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187 cm 27 162 15 - 6 - 0 |
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190 cm 26 165 10 - 4 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ Lethal high kicks Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler World class MT Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of 15 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Zee Land! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of 10 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jane Malley! The judges for this bout are John Roberts, Steve Montenegro and Franklyn Lucas.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Land fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Malley manages to avoid it. Land connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there. Land looks to land a body kick but Malley moved away. Land misses with a body shot.
Malley throws out a counter right but Land avoids it with no problem. Land throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land. Land will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
We've been informed that Malley has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result. Malley slips under a jab. Land throws a nice inside leg kick. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Land lands with a nice body punch. Land misses with an uppercut
and Malley counters with a nice uppercut. Land feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Malleys jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist! Land lands a front kick. Land pushing out the jab but it's not landing. We've been hearing reports that Land has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
That's one minute gone in the round. Malley loads up on a big right hand but Land slips the punch. Land looks to land a combination but Malley avoids it well. Land connects with a looping right hand.
Land misses with a wild combination.
Land fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Malley manages to avoid it. Malley takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
A nice leg kick lands there from Land. Land throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Land turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick. Malley connects with a solid leg kick. Land with a nice calf kick. Jane Malley is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Land looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
A big left from Land misses. Malley with a hook. This has been an exciting period of action! Land scores with a punch to the head. Land lands a nice shot that snaps Malley's head back.
Land misses the body punch and Malley counters with a slapping leg kick. Land looks to land a left hand but Malley moved out of range nicely. Land backing away here, and Malley unleashes a leg kick that just misses. Land with a lazy takedown attempt letting Malley counter with a right hand. Land avoids the head kick by Malley.
Land throws out a token jab with nothing on it. Malley swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made. Land scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction. Land tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Malley was well out of range. Poor timing from Land. Land misses with a hook to the body
and Malley counters with a straight right hand.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Malley throws the left hand but Land avoids the punch easily. Land throws a wild body kick that Malley sees coming a mile off. Zee Land seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Land looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily. Malley on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot. Land looks to score with a combo but nothing lands. Land misses with an attempted mid kick.
Malley looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it. Land misses with an uppercut
enabling Malley to counter with a crisp jab. Land throws out a loose jab but Malley uses good head movement to avoid it. Land shoots for a takedown but Malley saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily. That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Zee Land. That's going to take a lot out of him. Malley throws out a powerful jab.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Land misses with a head kick.
Malley throws out a counter right but Land avoids it with no problem. Land looks to score with a combo but nothing lands. Land misses with an uppercut. Land misses with the body kick and Malley counters with a straight punch to the midsection. Land lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Land gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily and Malley counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw. Land connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son. Land tries for a takedown but Malley sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily. Malley only half commits to the counter leg kick. Land misses with a right hand and Malley counters with a lovely straight right hand!
It looks like Zee Land has been cut. Land really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape. Land throws a right and a left that Malley avoids nicely. Land misses with a body kick. Malley flicks out a counter leg kick but Land steps away. Malley gets cracked there but stands up to it.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Zee Land dominated that round. The cut man is working on Zee Land's cut. That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. Malley throws a looping overhand right but Land ducks down to avoid it. Land lands a head shot. Land lands with a nice combination. Malley backs away looking to recover. Land fakes a head shot and lands one to the body. Land connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there. Malley slips a jab from Land. Land rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Malley counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena. Land scores with a hook to the body. Malley takes a step back and tries to catch his breath. Land is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Malley can do to turn this around? Land finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Land missing with a left hand there. Malley was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one. Land throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Malley sees it coming and avoids it easily. Land throws a body kick, spinning off balance and Malley counters with a stiff right hand. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Land misses with an uppercut
and Malley counters with a nice uppercut.
That's one minute gone in the round. Land attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin. Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with each other but Malley might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Land has got the better of the exchanges. Land throws a jab when Malley was well out of range. Malley flicks out a counter leg kick but Land steps away. Malley throws a front kick aimed at Land's knee but Land avoids it well. Malley avoids a low kick by using good footwork. And an attempted straight right on the counter from Malley! But no joy. Land connects with a looping right hand.
Land throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd. Malley fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Land on the side of the head. Land darts in looking for a takedown but Malley gets double underhooks and turns Land into the cage. Malley has a couple of punches blocked by Land.
Malley working aggressively here.
A frustrated look appears on Land's face as he tries to break the clinch. Malley breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Malley checks the leg kick. Land lands a glancing blow to the side of Malley's head.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Land misses with a head kick.
Land shoots in looking for a takedown. Malley tries to sprawl out of it but Land keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Malley manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing. Land fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Malley manages to avoid it. Malley leaves Land with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt. That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Zee Land. That's going to take a lot out of him. Land misses with a body punch
and Malley counters with a head kick. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Jab from Land. Zee Land is winning the standup battle so far. Land thows a leg kick but Malley checks it and Malley counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Land is rocked! Land pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Land throws a body kick despite being completely out of range and Malley counters with an outside leg kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Malley keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Land. Malley shapes to counter with a head kick. A lazy body kick from Land and Malley counters with a nice body shot. Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here. Malley uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Land has time to react. Oh Land is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!! Land misses with a takedown and Malley counters with a nice right hand that sends Land toppling to the canvas! Land scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Malley finish him?! Land tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Malley was well out of range. Poor timing from Land. A countering left hand to the body from Malley misses. Malley bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes. Land seems to have got his legs back now. A low kick lands for Malley.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Land misses with a straight left. Malley was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind. Land throws a wild body kick that Malley sees coming a mile off. Land tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. Malley looks like he wants to counter punch here.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Land misses with a body kick. Malley checks the leg kick. Land pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Malley flicks out a counter leg kick but Land steps away. Land pushing out the jab but it's not landing. Land misses the shot to the body. Malley doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter. Nice sprawl there from Malley as Land shoots in. Land looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Land throws a predictable looking body shot
and Malley cracks him with a counter punch right on the button. Land tests Malley's chin there with a solid looking shot. Land doesn't succeed with the takedown and Malley counters with an outside leg kick.
Malley throws a body shot but no joy. And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Jane Malley will probably get the nod - 10:9. The cut man is working on Zee Land's cut. OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. And we move into the final round! Land misses with a left hand and Malley counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw. A low kick from Land misses and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick. Land scores with a slapping inside leg kick. A looping hook to the body misses from Land. Malley does a little dance to reset his feet. Land throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Malley was covering up waiting for the punch and Land finishes the takedown easily into guard. Malley kicks Land off and gets to his feet. A good leg kick by Malley. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Land looks to throw a body kick and Malley counters with a quick right hand to the jaw. Land fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done. Malley on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere. Land swings and misses with a shot to the body and Malley counters with a right hand to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round. Land misses with a jab to the body
letting Malley counter with a right hand. Both fighters are breathing heavily. A head kick misses from Land. Malley feints with a left and delivers a massive head kick! Land collapses like a ragdoll! Game over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:20 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Jane Malley! During a confident post fight interview, Jane Malley thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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