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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tyson Kougar (ranked 4606 p4p, 3381 weight class) and Holdin MyCock (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). MyCock has chosen Straight Fucking Hate! as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!
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BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Tyson Kougar!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Holdin MyCock!
The judges for this bout are Eddie Farnsworth, John Roberts and Joseph Jones.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kougar ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Kougar takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
MyCock fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
MyCock misses with a few strikes there.
Kougar is looking to clinch.
MyCock looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
MyCock gets a clinch.
MyCock breaks from the clinch.
Kougar staying out of range there.
Nice takedown defense from MyCock. No joy for Kougar on that attempt.
Good shot there by MyCock.
It looks like Tyson Kougar has been cut.
Kougar has his takedown stuffed
and MyCock counters with a straight right hand.
Nice takedown defense from MyCock. No joy for Kougar on that attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Tyson Kougar. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Kougar is breathing heavily.
MyCock avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
MyCock misses with an uppercut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
MyCock lands a nice looking body shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
MyCock throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Kougar on the side of the head.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Kougar lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and MyCock has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from MyCock and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Kougar drops his hands momentarily and MyCock takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Kougar ducks under a wild hook from MyCock.
MyCock slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
MyCock connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Tyson Kougar's cut is getting worse.
MyCock drops Kougar with a big left hand! Kougar is injured, injured bad! MyCock jumps in and finished him with strikes! The fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Holdin MyCock!
Holdin MyCock looked relieved post fight as he said the following; 'I'm not surprised mother fuckers!
You cant stop Holdin MyCock!'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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