PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Brick Shithouse (ranked 3383 p4p, 2862 weight class) and Charlie Darwin (ranked 110 p4p, 85 weight class). Brick Shithouse has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Shithouse
vs
Darwin

174 cm
37
179
13 - 5 - 0

190 cm
39
171
22 - 18 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Vegan Gains

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Brick Shithouse!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 18 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Charlie Darwin!
The judges for this bout are Percy O'Donnell, Frank Antenori and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Darwin blocks a head kick by Shithouse.
It seemed like Darwin was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
A low kick from Shithouse is predictable there
and Darwin counters with a series of strikes. Shithouse will be more careful next time no doubt.
Darwin is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Darwin cracks Shithouse with an open hand slap.
Brick Shithouse seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Darwin slips a straight right by Shithouse.
Darwin looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Shithouse avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Shithouse throws a body shot but no joy.
Sloppy strikes from Darwin. Those never looked like landing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Shithouse misses with an uppercut.
Shithouse smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
The fighters circling - Darwin throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Shithouse misses with a leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A big left from Darwin misses.
Nice defenses there by Darwin.
Darwin throws out a counter right but Shithouse avoids it with no problem.
That kick from Shithouse tenderised Darwin's leg. Darwin is trying to keep his angry face on.
Nice cross by Darwin.
Darwin throws a poor cross that misses
and Shithouse counters with a slapping leg kick.
Shithouse connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Darwin throws an overhand right that lands on Shithouse's shoulder, as Shithouse tries to avoid the shot.
Shithouse lands the left hand.
Darwin misses with a head kick.
Shithouse throws a leg kick but Darwin sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Darwin tries a quick counter leg kick but Shithouse is wise to it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Darwin throws a body punch but Shithouse moves out of range.
Shithouse tries to land a leg kick but Darwin saw it coming and moves away.
Shithouse takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Darwin is looking to slow Shithouse down with leg kicks.
Shithouse blocks a jab.
Shithouse jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Shithouse misses with the combination.
Shithouse fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Darwin checks it well.
Shithouse ducks under a wild hook from Darwin.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Darwin scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Darwin is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Shithouse.
Shithouse lands a front kick.
Darwin on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
A jab from Darwin finds it's way through Shithouse's defenses.
Darwin connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Darwin looks to score with a jab to the body but Shithouse is just out of range.
Darwin throws a quick inside leg kick.
Shithouse scores with a crisp jab that stopped Darwin in his tracks.
Darwin misses the shot to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Darwin!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Shithouse tries to bum rush Darwin with a series of wild strikes but Darwin uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Shithouse lands a nice looking body kick.
Darwin moves out of range of the body kick from Shithouse.
A big right from Darwin misses.
Shithouse misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Darwin counters with a three punch combo that has Shithouse backing up. Shithouse nods at Darwin to acknowledge the strikes.

Shithouse is rocked!
Darwin drops Shithouse with a straight left! Oh this is bad for Shithouse! Darwin dives in and starts dropping bombs - the referee has no choice but to step in and save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Charlie Darwin!
Charlie Darwin made sure to give a little speech post fight, saying 'I WANT ANOTHER SHOT AT THE TITLE! IT'S MY TIME'.