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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Stick Figure Uno (ranked 3065 p4p, 24897 weight class) and Aeson Beckley (ranked 311 p4p, 473 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Aeson Beckley was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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BJJ White Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Granite chin |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Experienced |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Stick Figure Uno!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Aeson Beckley!
The judges for this bout are Ivan Kurochkin, Viktor Lagutenko and Illya Tyunina.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Beckley shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Figure Uno napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Figure Uno controls the position for a moment.
Figure Uno really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Beckley wants to lay and pray for a moment but Figure Uno keeps working.
Figure Uno on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Figure Uno tries to get out of the position.
Beckley prevents Figure Uno from escaping the position.
Figure Uno is looking for a sweep.
Figure Uno regains half guard.
Beckley stalling away here and it's allowed Figure Uno to slip out his trapped foot and regain full guard.
Figure Uno keeping moving, preventing Beckley from controlling successfully.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Beckley engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Beckley looking to pass the guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Beckley trying to control the position from guard on top but Figure Uno is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Beckley engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Beckley trying to control the position from guard on top but Figure Uno is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Figure Uno slaps away a takedown attempt from Beckley, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Beckley's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Figure Uno connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Beckley scrambles back to his feet.
Nice uppercut there from Figure Uno.
Beckley has his takedown stuffed
and Figure Uno counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Figure Uno drops Beckley with a straight right hand, right on the button! Figure Uno follows him down to the mat and pounds him out with hammerfists until the referee jumps in to end the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Stick Figure Uno!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
37% |
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