PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Frankee Guh Noo (ranked 1906 p4p, 1796 weight class) and Bowser Bigalow (ranked 67 p4p, 64 weight class). Guh Noo comes to the cage accompanied by 2Pac - All Eyez On Me. Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.

Guh Noo
vs
Bigalow

193 cm
29
263
5 - 6 - 0

201 cm
23
277
5 - 3 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent boxer
KO power

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

FinnFighter Nutrition (Five 160Q supps!)
HELLBENT

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Frankee Guh Noo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Bowser Bigalow!
The judges for this bout are David Schapiro, Reed Andrews and John Kavanagh.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bigalow throws a nice outside leg kick.
Guh Noo moves out of range of the body kick.
Guh Noo throws a right and a left that both miss.
Guh Noo misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bigalow.
Bigalow fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Bigalow throws a nice inside leg kick.
Guh Noo checks the leg kick nicely there.
Bigalow misses with a body shot.
Guh Noo wants to clinch.
It seemed like Bigalow was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Guh Noo cracks Bigalow with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.

It looks like Bowser Bigalow has been cut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bigalow pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Bigalow feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Guh Noos jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Guh Noo checks a leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bigalow tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Guh Noo was well out of range. Poor timing from Bigalow.
Bigalow misses with an uppercut.
Guh Noo appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Guh Noo defending well as Bigalow loads up on a big left hand.
Guh Noo was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Guh Noo has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Bigalow looks to score with a jab to the body but Guh Noo is just out of range.
A big left from Bigalow misses.
Guh Noo tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Bigalow manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Bigalow swings for the body but Guh Noo moves out of range.
Bigalow lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Guh Noo looks to throw the jab but Bigalow is out of range.
Bigalow looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Guh Noo throws a big shot that misses.
Guh Noo takes one to the chin there.
Bigalow misses with an uppercut. Guh Noo saw that one coming.
Bigalow misses with a series of wild punches.
Bigalow getting the better of the striking in that exchange.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Guh Noo misses with a body shot.
Bigalow is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Guh Noo with a body shot.
Bigalow displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Guh Noo throws out the jab.
Guh Noo misses with a jab, cross combination.
Guh Noo blocks a jab.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Guh Noo just misses with a punch to the body.
Guh Noo takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Guh Noo throws a right and a left that Bigalow avoids nicely.
Bigalow lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Bigalow throws a leg kick that is checked
and Guh Noo connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
That kick from Bigalow tenderised Guh Noo's leg. Guh Noo is trying to keep his angry face on.

Oooooh!!! Guh Noo has knocked Bigalow down with a huge combo! Guh Noo steps away and waves a wobbly Bigalow back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!

Bigalow is rocked!
Bigalow glances at the clock... BAM! Guh Noo nails him with a big right hand! A momentary lapse in concentration sends Bigalow crashing to the mat! The referee steps in and this one is over! Damn, Bigalow is out of it, he thinks the ref is his opponent!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Frankee Guh Noo!
A victorious Frankee Guh Noo thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.