PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Asamov Greydorian (ranked 22980 p4p, 3990 weight class) and Deez Nutzzzzzzz (ranked 234 p4p, 157 weight class). Deez Nutzzzzzzz will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Greydorian
vs
Nutzzzzzzz

196 cm
22
246
0 - 2 - 0

207 cm
21
255
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
World class MT
Insanely flexible

BJJ White Belt
World class boxer
Solid chin

Top Gun Nutrition 160q 4 $150
Neon Zombie

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Asamov Greydorian!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Deez Nutzzzzzzz!
The judges for this bout are Dean Styles, Jorge Garcia and Columbo Gatti.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nutzzzzzzz ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Greydorian misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Greydorian tries a head kick but it misses.
Nutzzzzzzz avoids the head kick by Greydorian.
Nutzzzzzzz looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Nutzzzzzzz uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Nutzzzzzzz bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Greydorian's head.
Greydorian fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Nutzzzzzzz on the side of the head.
Jab by Nutzzzzzzz.
Nutzzzzzzz throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Greydorian takes a swing at Nutzzzzzzz's ribcage but misses.
Nutzzzzzzz swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Greydorian falls off balance throwing a combination
and Nutzzzzzzz counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Greydorian thinking.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Greydorian swings widly with a right hand
and Nutzzzzzzz counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Greydorian with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Nutzzzzzzz uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Greydorian.
Nutzzzzzzz cracks a nice hook into Greydorian's ribs.
Greydorian swings widly with a right hand
and Nutzzzzzzz counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Nutzzzzzzz steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Greydorian.
Nutzzzzzzz wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Nutzzzzzzz just misses with a punch to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Greydorian tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
It seemed like Nutzzzzzzz was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Nutzzzzzzz avoids the body shot from Greydorian.
Nutzzzzzzz scores with a body shot.
Greydorian is breathing heavily.
Greydorian tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Asamov Greydorian seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nutzzzzzzz uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Greydorian.
Greydorian missing with a left hand there. Nutzzzzzzz was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Nutzzzzzzz with a nice cross.
Nutzzzzzzz tests Greydorian's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Nutzzzzzzz scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Greydorian doesn't seem bothered though.
Nutzzzzzzz misses with a wild body shot.
Greydorian walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Greydorian pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Greydorian tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
It seemed like Nutzzzzzzz was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Greydorian misses with a head kick.
Nutzzzzzzz has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nutzzzzzzz moves away from the strike by Greydorian.
Nutzzzzzzz throws out a counter right but Greydorian avoids it with no problem.
Nutzzzzzzz is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Greydorian rather than just go for the knockout.
Nutzzzzzzz getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Nutzzzzzzz is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Greydorian had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into mush.
Greydorian throws an off balance right hand
and Nutzzzzzzz makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Greydorian ducks right into an uppercut from Nutzzzzzzz.

Greydorian is rocked!
Nutzzzzzzz lands a big uppercut and this one is all over! His foe lies motionless on the canvas - a massive one punch knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:12 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Deez Nutzzzzzzz!