PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Daniel Titan (ranked 5008 p4p, 2594 weight class) and Holdin MyCock (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). MyCock is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Just Like Tiger Woods. Man, I cannot wait for this one!

Titan
vs
MyCock

185 cm
18
245
0 - 0 - 0

196 cm
18
277
4 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Very quick

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Solid chin

BE Younick [$25 Clothing]

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Daniel Titan!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Holdin MyCock!
The judges for this bout are Jeff Smith, Roger Salmon and Micheangelo Fripello.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Titan takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.

It looks like Daniel Titan has been cut.
Titan shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has MyCock pinned against the cage. MyCock gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
MyCock scores with a hook.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!

Titan drives through with a takedown into guard.
Titan working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Titan scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
MyCock is trying to control the position but Titan postures up.
MyCock looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Titan with a flurry of punches that miss.
Titan throwing strikes but missing.
Titan controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
MyCock utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Titan postures up.
Titan in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Titan connects with a couple of short punches.

It looks like Holdin MyCock has been cut.
Titan working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of MyCock's head.
Titan stands and throws MyCock's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Titan misses with an attempted head punch from side control.
MyCock seems a little lost for a moment, as Titan dominates the positioning.
MyCock is trying to control Titan's posture but Titan avoids it.
Titan controlling the position from side mount.
Titan scoring with punches from side control.
Titan throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage.
Titan looking to punish the body of his opponent here but MyCock is avoiding damage well.
Titan lands a few punches from side control.

That has opened up Holdin MyCock's cut even more.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Titan lands an elbow.

Holdin MyCock's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Holdin MyCock's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Daniel Titan!
In defeat, Holdin MyCock stepped up to the mic, saying 'Thank You For Beating MyCock, let me get you a towel, and some cab fair.'.