PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jim Bob McDonald (ranked 199 p4p, 192 weight class) and Jacob Rees Mogg (ranked 6 p4p, 3 weight class). McDonald comes to the cage accompanied by Ray Wylie Hubbard - Redneck Mother. Jim Bob McDonald has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

McDonald
vs
Rees Mogg

196 cm
38
275
41 - 21 - 1

180 cm
37
192
35 - 18 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 41 - 21 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jim Bob McDonald!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 35 - 18 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jacob Rees Mogg!
The judges for this bout are Shirou Masuda, Taro Takaoka and Hirohito Nitta.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McDonald misses with a looping left.
Rees Mogg throws a hook to the side of McDonald's head but McDonald sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
McDonald throws a jab but it's blocked by Rees Mogg.
Rees Mogg wants to clinch but McDonald slips to the side
and McDonald cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.

It looks like Jacob Rees Mogg has been cut.

McDonald forces Rees Mogg back against the cage and clinches.
Rees Mogg throws a punch but it's blocked by McDonald.
Rees Mogg lands with a short shot to the head.
Rees Mogg tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
McDonald doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
McDonald misses with some punches.
McDonald tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Rees Mogg's elbow.
McDonald tries a body shot but Rees Mogg blocks it.

McDonald's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rees Mogg misses with the combination.
McDonald uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Rees Mogg.
McDonald lands with an overhand left.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by McDonald.

Rees Mogg is rocked!
McDonald is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McDonald swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Rees Mogg is still on wobbly legs! Can McDonald finish him?
Rees Mogg uses good head movement to avoid the hook from McDonald.
Rees Mogg seems to have recovered his senses.
Rees Mogg connects with a single shot there.
Rees Mogg lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Rees Mogg.

McDonald steps into range and cracks Rees Mogg with a monster punch that buckles his knees! Rees Mogg flops backwards and McDonald dives into his guard looking to finish!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
McDonald trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
McDonald loads up on a big left hand. Rees Mogg felt that one! He's just covering up now, not defending himself intelligently - McDonald looks towards the ref and unloads with 3 more big shots and the ref has no choice but to stop the fight! Rees Mogg can't hide his disappointment, as McDonald celebrates the victory.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jim Bob McDonald!
A relieved looking Jim Bob McDonald thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
Jacob Rees Mogg spoke after the fight, saying 'Humpty Dumpty would approve.'.