PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Robert Munson (ranked 515 p4p, 722 weight class) and Fook Man (ranked 16 p4p, 26 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Munson
vs
Man

188 cm
25
210
7 - 2 - 0

175 cm
23
171
6 - 2 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

PWNAGE™
HELLBENT

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Robert Munson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Fook Man!
The judges for this bout are Hugh Johnson, Damien Edna and Steve Erwin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Munson gets tackled into the cage by Man. Man maintains the clinch.
Munson will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Man up against the cage.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.

That's one minute gone in the round.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Come on Man - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Man is pushing Munson up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Man taking a break, stalling in the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Munson stalling against the cage.
Man has Munson pressed against the cage.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Fook Man.

Munson has closed the distance and engaged Man in a clinch.
Stalling in the clinch from Munson.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Fook Man.
Well Man has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1 round of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Hugh Johnson scores the fight 9:10
Judge Damien Edna scores the fight 9:10
Judge Steve Erwin scores the fight 9:10

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Fook Man!
A very excited looking Fook Man made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.