PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between David Allan Coe (ranked 2609 p4p, 3254 weight class) and Vincent McGuire (ranked 336 p4p, 0 weight class). Coe's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Nothing To Lose - Cowboys From Hell. Vincent McGuire acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.

Coe
vs
McGuire

215 cm
43
242
19 - 14 - 0

204 cm
39
250
32 - 18 - 1

Great wrestler
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

BJJ White Belt
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing
HELLBENT

Warrior's Way
Vegan Gains

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, David Allan Coe!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 32 - 18 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Vincent McGuire!
The judges for this bout are Francis DeMontford, Donatello Bradman and Damien Edna.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

McGuire darts in and clinches Coe up against the cage.

Coe gets control of McGuire's arms and successfully pulls guard. Coe will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.

Coe looking for a triangle here. McGuire is fighting it but it looks tight! Coe pulls the arm across and this one won't last much longer! Nope, McGuire is tapping out - this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). David Allan Coe!
David Allan Coe really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.
Vincent McGuire was interviewed post fight and said 'Gi'mmie my Money! '.