PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Middle Finger (ranked 356 p4p, 260 weight class) and Miami Vice (ranked 48 p4p, 37 weight class). Finger kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Side to Side. Vice is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Vice. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Finger
vs
Vice

176 cm
28
158
16 - 8 - 0

177 cm
30
160
17 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Middle Finger!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Miami Vice!
The judges for this bout are Tatsuya Matsuyama, Sosuke Kotani and Shigeki Fujiwara.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sloppy strikes from Vice. Those never looked like landing.
Finger appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Vice throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Finger counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

It looks like Miami Vice has been cut.
A punch combination from Vice misses.
Vice misses with a jab to the body
and Finger counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Finger throws a body kick that misses
and Vice counters with an outside leg kick.
Finger misses with a lunging right hand
and Vice counters with a straight right hand.

It looks like Middle Finger has been cut.
Finger looks to land a left hand but Vice moved out of range nicely.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Vice thows a left - swing and a miss!
Finger stuns Vice with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
That kick from Finger tenderised Vice's leg. Vice is trying to keep his angry face on.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Vice moves out of range of the strikes.
Finger throws an ugly left hook that misses
letting Vice counter with a right hand.
Vice bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Finger swings widly with a right hand
and Vice cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Finger cracks a nice hook into Vice's ribs.
Vice tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Vice on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Vice has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Finger misses with a straight right.
A looping hook to the body misses from Vice. Finger does a little dance to reset his feet.
Finger is looking to counter punch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A telegraphed right hand from Finger misses the target.

Vice clinches.
Finger is working Vice over against the cage.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Finger lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Vice backwards.
A hook to the body from Finger.
A shot in the inside from Finger.
Finger goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Finger fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A nice left hand lands by Finger.
Still in the clinch, Finger scores with a nice short uppercut.

Vice pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Vice misses with a wild body shot.
Vice tries to close the distance and clinch but Finger swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Finger lands with a shot to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Finger swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Finger misses with a hook. Vice ducked under it nicely.
Vice looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Vice takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Finger with a body punch. A glancing blow.
A head kick by Finger misses
and Vice makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Finger misses with an uppercut.
A swing and a miss from Finger.
A shot to the liver by Finger. Beautiful body shot.
Finger gets cracked there but stands up to it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Finger misses with a looping left.
Finger misses with a hook.
Vice wants to clinch up but Finger keeps it at a distance.
Finger is looking to counter with head kicks.

Vice moves into the clinch.
Finger tries to break the clinch but Vice is controlling the position.
Finger tries to throw a body punch but Vice avoids it by throwing Finger back against the cage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Finger blocks a body shot from Vice.

Finger pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Vice ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Finger moves away.
Vice scores with a one two! Finger had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Finger throws a hook but Vice avoids it easily.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Middle Finger dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Finger's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Vice cracks Finger with a good jab.
Finger loads up on a big right hand but Vice slips the punch.
Vice lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Finger circles away quickly and effectively.
Vice takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Finger throws a big shot that misses.
Finger uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Vice.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Vice throws the kick towards the body but Finger avoids it.
Finger throws an off balance right hand
and Vice counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Finger cracks Vice with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A big right from Vice misses.
An attempted straight right counter from Finger misses the target.
Finger scores with a punch to the head.
Finger looks to score with a jab to the body but Vice is just out of range.
It seemed like Vice was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Finger misses with a hook.
Finger swings away with a body shot that misses
letting Vice counter with a right hand.
Finger misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Vice counters with a stiff right hand.

Middle Finger's cut is getting worse.
Finger scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Middle Finger seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Vice ducks right into an uppercut from Finger.
Finger rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Finger takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

Finger is rocked!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Vice lands a nice hook to Finger's body. Finger takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Oh Finger is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Vice closes the distance and lands a brutal uppercut that knocks Finger out! We're looking at the replay now - he was out before he hit the floor!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:11 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Miami Vice!
Our winner, Miami Vice, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
Middle Finger spoke after the fight, saying 'I blame my Sponsors for this loss, fuck em!'.