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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Oliverium Hebbnesium (ranked 24662 p4p, 24958 weight class) and Ryan Kettlestone (ranked 518 p4p, 516 weight class). Hebbnesium's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Sk8er Boi. Oliverium Hebbnesium had real problems making weight for this fight. After initially coming in at 157.4lbs, he had two hours to make the official fight weight. He made it but it will have taken a lot out of him to cut those extra few pounds. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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BJJ Blue Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Oliverium Hebbnesium!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ryan Kettlestone!
The judges for this bout are William Peck, Elvis Blanc and Dillan Fox.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kettlestone fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Hebbnesium has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Hebbnesium throws a head kick that misses
and Kettlestone finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Hebbnesium tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Kettlestone throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Kettlestone looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Kettlestone dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Hebbnesium. That did some damage!
We've been hearing reports that Hebbnesium has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
Kettlestone misses with a body kick.
Kettlestone throws a head kick that misses.
Kettlestone scoring well with a low kick there.
Kettlestone lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Kettlestone throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Kettlestone lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Kettlestone scores with a push kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kettlestone scores with a spinning back kick!
Hebbnesium misses with a body kick.
Kettlestone scores with a nice body kick.
Hebbnesium is breathing heavily.
Hebbnesium takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hebbnesium takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Kettlestone lets loose with a powerful body kick. Hebbnesium will feel that in the morning.
Kettlestone throws a nice head kick!
Hebbnesium avoids the head kick by Kettlestone.
Kettlestone moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Hebbnesium on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
A nice leg kick from Kettlestone, right into the meat of the thigh.
Kettlestone tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Kettlestone connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Kettlestone throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Kettlestone throws a head kick that misses.
Hebbnesium looked to counter with a high kick but didn't commit.
Hebbnesium will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Kettlestone lands with a thumping leg kick.
Kettlestone dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Hebbnesium. That did some damage!
Hebbnesium tries to clinch up but Kettlestone circles away and keeps his distance.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hebbnesium has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Kettlestone.
Kettlestone lands a nice looking body kick.
Hebbnesium takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Kettlestone lets loose with a powerful body kick. Hebbnesium will feel that in the morning.
Kettlestone connects with an inside leg kick.
Kettlestone with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Kettlestone misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Hebbnesium avoids the head kick by Kettlestone.
Kettlestone thuds his shin into the meat of Hebbnesium's side.
Kettlestone fakes the leg kick and cracks Hebbnesium in the body.
Kettlestone scores with a head kick.
Kettlestone takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Kettlestone plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Hebbnesium is rocked!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kettlestone throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Oh Hebbnesium is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Hebbnesium takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Crunch! Kettlestone slams his shin into Hebbnesium's torso.
Kettlestone misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Hebbnesium is looking for a counter combo.
Hebbnesium seems to have got his legs back now.
Kettlestone throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Hebbnesium.
Kettlestone lets loose with a powerful body kick. Hebbnesium will feel that in the morning.
Kettlestone fakes the leg kick and cracks Hebbnesium in the body.
Hebbnesium takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
A chopping leg kick lands by Kettlestone.
Kettlestone lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Hebbnesium is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kettlestone lands a big head kick that sends Hebbnesium to the canvas! Kettlestone follows up with strikes from the mount that forces the ref to step in and stop the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ryan Kettlestone!
Oliverium Hebbnesium spoke after the fight, saying 'At least I did a 360 Kickflip Double Penetration Ollie the other day........'.
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hype
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