PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Frank Granger (ranked 1305 p4p, 1604 weight class) and Super Meat Boy (ranked 47 p4p, 55 weight class). Super Meat Boy is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Granger
vs
Meat Boy

183 cm
38
226
30 - 23 - 0

190 cm
42
285
28 - 18 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Bondi MMA 🏝️
Vegan Gains

Vegan Gains
Neon Zombie

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 30 - 23 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Frank Granger!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 28 - 18 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Super Meat Boy!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Frank Antenori and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Meat Boy drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.

It looks like Super Meat Boy has been cut.
Granger throws a jab when Meat Boy was well out of range.
Granger jabs Meat Boy to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Granger throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Meat Boy on the side of the head.
Granger just misses with a punch to the body.

Granger gets tackled into the cage by Meat Boy. Meat Boy maintains the clinch.
Meat Boy misses with a hook to the ribs.
Meat Boy misses with a punch to the body.
Meat Boy tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Meat Boy lands a nice shot to the body.
Meat Boy can't find room to land a body shot as Granger controls the action.

Meat Boy's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

Meat Boy clinches with his opponent.
Granger lands a hook to the side of the head.

Meat Boy manages to break the clinch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Granger throws a leg kick that misses.
Granger looks to land a right hand but Meat Boy moved out of range.
Meat Boy moves in looking to clinch but Granger pushes him off.

Meat Boy closes the distance and pushes Granger back into the cage.

Meat Boy breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Meat Boy tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Granger paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Meat Boy wants to clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Granger digs a good hook to Meat Boy's body.

Granger gets tackled into the cage by Meat Boy. Meat Boy maintains the clinch.
Meat Boy prevents a body shot from Granger.
Granger is working Meat Boy over against the cage.

Meat Boy's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
An inside leg kick lands from Granger.
Granger tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Meat Boy was well out of range. Poor timing from Granger.
Meat Boy lands with a cross.
Meat Boy tries to clinch but Granger is having none of it.

Meat Boy moves into the clinch.
Granger lands a left hand that snaps the head of Meat Boy backwards.
Granger misses with a hook to the ribs.
Granger tries to work over Meat Boy's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Meat Boy scores with a hook to the body.
Granger blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Granger lands a right hand.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Meat Boy blocks a body shot from Granger.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Meat Boy breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Meat Boy looks to land a left hand but Granger moved out of range nicely.
Nice uppercut there from Meat Boy.
Meat Boy scores with the left hand. Granger knows he should have avoided that one.

Granger tries to keep at a distance but Meat Boy has taken the fight into the clinch.
Granger lands an uppercut.

Meat Boy breaks the clinch.
Meat Boy is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Meat Boy bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Granger's head.

It looks like Frank Granger has been cut.
Meat Boy dips to his left and cracks Granger with an uppercut!

Meat Boy lands a big head kick that sends Granger tumbling to the mat! Meat Boy takes a step backwards and waves Granger back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Granger is rocked!
Granger swats away the attempt to clinch by Meat Boy.
Oh Granger is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Decent striking displayed by Granger there.
Granger seems to have got his legs back now.
Meat Boy tries to clinch but Granger moves out of range.
Meat Boy defending well as Granger loads up on a big left hand.
Meat Boy feints a counter leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Meat Boy takes a swing at Granger's ribcage but misses.

Meat Boy moves into the clinch.
A right hook to the body lands for Granger.
Meat Boy misses with a hook to the ribs.
Meat Boy throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Meat Boy has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Granger fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Meat Boy lands with a short shot to the head.
Meat Boy misses with a punch to the body.
Meat Boy lands a right hand.
Granger works on Meat Boy's body with a couple of short punches.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Meat Boy.
Granger scores with a shot to the side of Meat Boy's head.
Granger tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Meat Boy's elbow.
Granger tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Granger lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Granger working aggressively here.
Meat Boy doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Granger scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A left hand lands to the body for Meat Boy.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Granger misses with a body punch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Granger tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Granger tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Meat Boy's elbow.
Meat Boy tries to throw a body punch but Granger avoids it by throwing Meat Boy back against the cage.
Meat Boy misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Granger softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Meat Boy lands a left hand that snaps the head of Granger backwards.
A body shot lands from Granger.
Granger tries to work over Meat Boy's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A head punch on the inside from Granger fails to land.
Granger throws a punch but it's blocked by Meat Boy.
Granger gets through Meat Boy's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Granger tries to throw a body punch but Meat Boy avoids it by throwing Granger back against the cage.
Granger doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Granger struggles to land a body shot inside as Meat Boy controls his hands.

Meat Boy's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Meat Boy uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Granger.
Meat Boy tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Granger manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
A leg kick checked by Meat Boy.
An inside leg kick from Meat Boy misses.

Meat Boy gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Super Meat Boy will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Meat Boy throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Granger throws a body punch but Meat Boy moves out of range.

Meat Boy closes the distance and pushes Granger back into the cage.
Granger struggles to land a body shot inside as Meat Boy controls his hands.
Granger tries a body shot but Meat Boy blocks it.
Meat Boy scores with a shoulder strike.
Granger can't find room to land a body shot as Meat Boy controls the action.
Granger tries to throw a body punch but Meat Boy avoids it by throwing Granger back against the cage.
A right hand to the body from Meat Boy.
Meat Boy tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Meat Boy scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Meat Boy lands a right hand that snaps the head of Granger backwards.
Meat Boy softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Granger fails to land.
Meat Boy has been the more effective fighter overall so far.

Meat Boy breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
The fight stays on the outside here - Meat Boy looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Meat Boy lands a jab to the nose.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Meat Boy jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Meat Boy avoids the body shot from Granger.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Granger throws a nice outside leg kick.
Super Meat Boy seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Meat Boy tries a head kick but it misses.
Jab by Meat Boy.

Meat Boy feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Granger sprawling to the canvas! Granger rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Meat Boy finish him?!

Granger is rocked!
Meat Boy fails with an attempt to clinch.
Meat Boy displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Granger throws out the jab.
Meat Boy is looking for an opening here. He's unloaded a big left hand that catches Granger flush on the jaw and sends him tumbling to the canvas! Granger is out cold! Meat Boy holds back from landing any unnecessary shots to his unconscious opponent, as the referee reacts slowly to the situation. A brutal knockout and then some excellent sportsmanship - this guy is my new favorite fighter!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:27 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Super Meat Boy!
After the big win, Super Meat Boy made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Neon Zombie and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.