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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Turd McPherson (ranked 3437 p4p, 3170 weight class) and Seelow Heights (ranked 138 p4p, 132 weight class). Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!
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Great wrestler
World class boxer
Very quick |
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Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 15 - 0, fighting out of New York, Turd McPherson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 12 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Seelow Heights!
The judges for this bout are Yukihiro Yamamoto, Yukihiro Shimada and Yasuomi Hirokawa.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Heights swinging wildly here.
McPherson fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
McPherson swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Heights misses with a double jab.
Heights shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. McPherson eats them both and turns towards Heights to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Heights misses with a head kick.
Heights has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Heights blocks a head kick by McPherson.
Heights has managed to clinch.
Heights throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Heights controlling the action here for a moment.
McPherson has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Heights avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
A left hand lands to the body for Heights.
McPherson drops down looking for an ankle pick but Heights pulls his leg out and moves away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Turd McPherson. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Heights buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
McPherson takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A jab from Heights misses.
Heights lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but McPherson circles away quickly and effectively.
McPherson doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Heights connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
McPherson with a poor takedown
and Heights counters with a nice body shot.
McPherson really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Heights misses with a kick to the body
and McPherson counters with a shoot takedown. Heights fights it but they end up in guard.
Heights pulls McPherson in close to prevent any damage.
Heights is continuing to stall.
McPherson drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and McPherson jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
McPherson trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
McPherson trying to control the position from guard on top but Heights is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
McPherson in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
McPherson scoring with some ground and pound.
McPherson has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Heights keeping moving, preventing McPherson from controlling successfully.
McPherson missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
McPherson throwing strikes but missing.
Heights trying to control the position here.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
McPherson trying to control the position from guard on top but Heights is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
Heights throws a sloppy head kick and McPherson moves out of range easily.
McPherson drops down looking for a counter takedown but Heights sprawls and moves away.
Heights bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
McPherson throws a head kick that misses.
Sloppy strikes from Heights. Those never looked like landing.
Heights feints a jab promting McPherson to slip. Heights then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. McPherson slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
A combination from Heights does no damage.
McPherson feinted with a counter takedown.
Heights dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on McPherson. That did some damage!
McPherson darts in looking for a takedown but Heights gets double underhooks and turns McPherson into the cage.
McPherson is working for takedown but Heights is calmly controlling the position for now.
Heights with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Heights gets through McPherson's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Heights lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A nice right hand lands inside from Heights.
Heights blocks a body shot from McPherson.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Heights softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
McPherson's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Heights throws a blind hook that connects with the side of McPhersons head.
Heights works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Heights pressing his opponent against the cage.
Heights slowing the pace effectively.
McPherson goes for a takedown attempt but Heights pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Heights blocks a head kick by McPherson.
McPherson tries to score a power double leg takedown but Heights sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten McPherson somewhat.
Heights lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Heights fails in his attempt to clinch.
Heights throws a right and a left that McPherson avoids nicely.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Heights throws a 1-2 combo that connects squarely on McPherson's jaw, knocking him onto his back! Heights dives in looking to finish as McPherson flails his arms in a desperate attempt to block Heights's strikes! Heights is raining down hammerfists and the ref stops it! McPherson's desperate flailing just didn't constitute intelligent defence. Some people will probably question the ref's decision but McPherson was definitely hurt and the ref saved him from taking unnecessary punishment. A fighter's safety is paramount in this sport.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Seelow Heights!
An out of breath Seelow Heights thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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