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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jock Strap (ranked 2232 p4p, 1593 weight class) and Schmorgen Biscuit (ranked 90 p4p, 62 weight class). Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.
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Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Excellent grappler
World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 11 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Jock Strap!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 36 - 35 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Schmorgen Biscuit!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fotheringham, Steven Brown and Donald Grub.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Biscuit shoots in but no luck this time.
Strap tries to land a front kick but Biscuit steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
And Biscuit tries to counter it with a takedown but Strap pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Strap misses with a wild combination.
Biscuit misses with a right hand
and Strap counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
A swing and a miss from Strap.
Strap thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Biscuit if he has to take too many more of those.
Biscuit looks to throw the jab but Strap is out of range.
We've been informed that Biscuit has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Strap scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A big right from Strap misses.
A lazy left from Biscuit finds it's target.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Strap.
Biscuit fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Strap throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Biscuit tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Biscuit with a poor takedown
and Strap cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Jock Strap has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Schmorgen Biscuit.
Strap dives in and scores a takedown into Biscuit's guard.
Strap with a nice head shot there.
Strap tries to free his leg and advance position but Biscuit is retaining full guard.
Strap throwing strikes but missing.
Strap postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Biscuit has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Strap can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Biscuit keeping full guard, as Strap tries to pass.
Strap has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Biscuit had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Strap defends it easily.
Strap is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Strap trying to control but Biscuit is working from the bottom.
Strap trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Strap throws a big elbow that misses.
Strap with a flurry of punches that miss.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Biscuit escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Strap gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Strap trying to control but Biscuit is working from the bottom.
Strap pushes down on Biscuit's leg and manages to get into half guard.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Strap looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Strap missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Strap trying to control from half guard but Biscuit is working away.
Biscuit actively working from the bottom here.
Strap slips a nice elbow through Biscuit's hands, connecting with Biscuit's forehead.
Biscuit is looking for a sweep. Strap is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Strap is looking to take a break and control but Biscuit is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Biscuit tries to roll over but Strap keeps him under control.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Biscuit looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Jock Strap dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
The crowd cheers as Biscuit lands an impressive looking overhand right. Strap doesn't seem phased though.
Biscuit closes the distance and pushes Strap back into the cage.
Biscuit misses with a hook to the ribs.
Strap can't find room to land a body shot as Biscuit controls the action.
A left hand lands to the body for Strap.
Strap is looking for a takedown.
Biscuit misses with a punch on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Biscuit.
Strap's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Strap is looking to control Biscuit's arms but Biscuit gets an underhook and turns him. Now Strap has his back to the cage.
Strap lands a right hand.
Strap turns his hips and lands a very nice judo throw into side control!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Biscuit tries to bench press Strap off him but Strap keeps the position.
Strap is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Biscuit can do to turn this around?
That's one minute gone in the round.
Biscuit is letting Strap control him for a moment.
Biscuit tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Strap wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Strap scores with punches from side control.
Strap lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
Biscuit is trying to work for a sweep but Strap has mounted him!
Biscuit really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Strap throws some wild stikes that Biscuit manages to avoid easily.
Biscuit is in all sorts of trouble here.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Strap looking to ground and pound but Biscuit is blocking nicely.
Strap looks like he's working for a submission but he's not found anything just yet.
Strap wants to control the pace but Biscuit is squirming around nicely.
Strap looking to control and managing it successfully.
Strap throws some wild stikes that Biscuit manages to avoid easily.
Biscuit is in all sorts of trouble here.
Jock Strap overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Biscuit is trying to reverse the position but instead Strap has taken his back - oops!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Strap looking to break Biscuit's wrist control so he can sink in the choke. Biscuit remaining controlled and patient though - he really has to keep calm otherwise Strap will wrap this one up with the rear naked choke!
Strap scores with punches and elbows.
Strap controlling well, preventing Biscuit from escaping the position.
Strap struggling to land strikes to the head as Biscuit covers up.
Strap tries to keep control of the position but Biscuit is staying busy.
Biscuit tries to escape the position - he's now mounted. Is that better or worse? Hard to tell!
Strap throws some wild stikes that Biscuit manages to avoid easily.
Biscuit is trying desperately to improve position.
Strap scoring with strikes but Biscuit is staying in there.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Biscuit bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!
Strap trying to strike off his back.
Strap throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Biscuit is looking to work some ground and pound but Strap has wrist control.
Biscuit lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Strap is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Biscuit stopping the sweep attempt from Strap.
Strap is looking for a triangle but Biscuit pushes his legs off easily.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Jock Strap dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
Biscuit throws a hook to the side of Strap's head but Strap sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Strap drops down looking for a counter takedown but Biscuit sprawls and moves away.
Biscuit slips a jab from Strap.
Biscuit takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Biscuit lands with a hook. Strap tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Biscuit moves into range and connects with a jab.
Biscuit has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Strap misses with a straight right.
Strap avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Strap fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Strap throws a hook but Biscuit blocks it.
Strap connects with a solid leg kick.
Strap fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Biscuit on the side of the head.
Strap misses with a kick to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice sprawl there from Strap as Biscuit shoots in.
Biscuit lands with an overhand left.
Biscuit takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Biscuit on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Biscuit takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Biscuit takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Biscuit swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A counter left hand to the body from Strap misses its target.
Biscuit misses the body punch
and Strap counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Strap misses with a jab, cross combination.
Strap shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Biscuit has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Strap finds it's way round the side to connect with Biscuit's head.
Strap moves out of range as Biscuit strikes.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Biscuit misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Strap connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Jock Strap seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Biscuit moves out of range as Strap throws a body kick.
Strap cracks Biscuit with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Strap looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Strap walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Biscuit checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
And Biscuit tries to counter it with a takedown but Strap pushes his down on his head and steps out.
A looping hook to the body misses from Biscuit. Strap does a little dance to reset his feet.
A cross from Strap lands.
Strap scores with a decent looking hook.
Strap throws a head kick that misses.
Biscuit throws a counter combo.
Strap misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Biscuit fails to land the takedown.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Strap throws a head kick that Biscuit semi-blocks.
Biscuit looks to land a right hand but Strap moved out of range.
Biscuit with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Strap to score with a decent uppercut.
A looping hook to the body misses from Strap. Biscuit does a little dance to reset his feet.
Biscuit feints the counter takedown.
Jock Strap is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Strap with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Strap scores with a jab. Biscuit acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Biscuit fails with the takedown.
Jock Strap has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Schmorgen Biscuit.
Biscuit chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Strap can pounce on him.
Schmorgen Biscuit has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Biscuit throws a series of punches but Strap avoids them all with ease.
Strap smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Strap scores with a hook.
The fight stays on the outside here - Biscuit looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Biscuit takes a jab right on the kisser.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Strap misses with the combination.
Strap swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Biscuit.
And that's the end of the fight!
Jock Strap showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Strap, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Colin Fotheringham scores the fight 30:27
Judge Steven Brown scores the fight 30:27
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jock Strap!
A very excited looking Jock Strap rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.
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