PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Mister Mediocre (ranked 69 p4p, 117 weight class) and Do Ho Joy (ranked 7 p4p, 19 weight class). Mediocre comes to the cage accompanied by The Champ Is Here!. Do Ho Joy is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Mediocre
vs
Ho Joy

178 cm
29
158
10 - 4 - 0

175 cm
42
152
43 - 20 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the lightweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Mister Mediocre!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 43 - 20 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Do Ho Joy!
The judges for this bout are Shigeki Sano, Sosuke Kotani and Shigeki Fujiwara.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mediocre misses with a body shot.
Mediocre misses with an uppercut. Ho Joy saw that one coming.
Ho Joy throws a sloppy head kick
and Mediocre counters with a straight right hand.
Mediocre lands with a straight right. Ho Joy didn't see that one coming.
Mediocre swats away the attempt to clinch by Ho Joy.
It looked like Mediocre wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Mediocre checks a leg kick.
Ho Joy throws a jab but it's blocked by Mediocre.
Ho Joy darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ho Joy takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Mediocre looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Ho Joy pivots, looking for a leg kick but Mediocre is out of range and Ho Joy settles back down.
Mediocre uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Ho Joy slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Ho Joy throws a head kick but Mediocre moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ho Joy fails in his attempt to clinch.
It looked like Mediocre wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Ho Joy has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Ho Joy connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Mediocre throws a jab but it's blocked by Ho Joy.
Mediocre keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Ho Joy.
It looked like Mediocre wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Ho Joy tries to clinch up but Mediocre circles away and keeps his distance.
Mediocre throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.

Ho Joy instigates a clinch.
Mediocre misses with the head strike.
Mediocre softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Mediocre throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Mediocre working aggressively here.
Good body shot from Mediocre.
Ho Joy struggles to land a body shot inside as Mediocre controls his hands.
Ho Joy blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Mediocre lands a left hand that snaps the head of Ho Joy backwards.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ho Joy lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Mediocre misses with a hook to the ribs.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Mediocre.
Mediocre misses with a punch on the inside.
Ho Joy tries to throw a body punch but Mediocre avoids it by throwing Ho Joy back against the cage.
Ho Joy misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Mediocre can't find room to land a body shot as Ho Joy controls the action.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Mediocre misses with a hook to the ribs.
Mediocre lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Ho Joy blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Ho Joy blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Mediocre tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Ho Joy prevents a body shot from Mediocre.
A shot in the inside from Mediocre.
Ho Joy stalling against the cage.
Mediocre presses Ho Joy against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Ho Joy doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Mediocre tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Mediocre is working Ho Joy over against the cage.
Ho Joy blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mediocre lands a left hand.
Mediocre lands a nice shot to the body.
Mediocre lands a right hand.
Ho Joy tries to work over Mediocre's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Ho Joy goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
The referee is keeping an eye on Ho Joy - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Ho Joy prevents a body shot from Mediocre.
Mediocre scores with a nice hook to the head.
Mediocre misses with the head strike.
Mediocre misses with a punch to the body.
Mediocre misses with a hook to the ribs.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Mediocre.
Ho Joy blocking some punches.
Ho Joy lands with a light punch inside.
Mediocre tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Ho Joy's elbow.
Ho Joy throws a head punch that misses.
Mediocre misses with a short punch on the inside.
Mediocre works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Mediocre swings wildly with an uppercut but Ho Joy uses good head movement to avoid it.
Mediocre misses with a punch on the inside.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ho Joy misses with a body punch.
Ho Joy lands a left hand that snaps the head of Mediocre backwards.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Ho Joy scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Mediocre lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Ho Joy.
Mediocre misses with a hook from the clinch.
Ho Joy prevents a body shot from Mediocre.
A nice left hand lands by Mediocre.
A nice right hand lands inside from Mediocre.
Mediocre misses with a short punch on the inside.
Mediocre takes a shot to the head.
Mediocre working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Good body shot from Mediocre.
Ho Joy lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Ho Joy misses with a hook to the ribs.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Ho Joy.
Ho Joy stalling in the clinch.
Mediocre lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Ho Joy or not.
Ho Joy blocking some punches.
Mediocre lands with a right to the head.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Mister Mediocre dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Mediocre avoids the head kick by Ho Joy.
Mediocre is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Ho Joy's corner calls for a 1-2. Ho Joy obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Ho Joy turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Ho Joy darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Ho Joy takes one on the chin but seems OK.
A big left from Mediocre misses.
A looping hook to the body misses from Ho Joy. Mediocre does a little dance to reset his feet.
Mediocre was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Mediocre shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Mediocre throws a series of punches but Ho Joy moves out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ho Joy throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Mediocre on the side of the head.
Ho Joy catches Mediocre with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Ho Joy misses with an uppercut.
A little feinted left hand from Mediocre on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Ho Joy lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ho Joy wants to clinch up but Mediocre keeps it at a distance.
Mediocre listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Ho Joy takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Ho Joy throws a sloppy body shot
and Mediocre counters with a left to the body.
Mediocre lands the left hand.
Ho Joy throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Ho Joy tries to clinch up.
A little feinted left hand from Mediocre on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.

Mediocre sends Ho Joy crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Mediocre is motioning to the referee to let Ho Joy up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!

Ho Joy is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Ho Joy throws a head kick that misses.
Mediocre is looking to counter punch.
Ho Joy is still on wobbly legs! Can Mediocre finish him?
Do Ho Joy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ho Joy tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Mediocre counters with a massive head kick! KABOOM! Ho Joy is out cold! A devastating KO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:53 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Mister Mediocre!
Mister Mediocre retains his lightweight title!
Mister Mediocre decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
In defeat, Do Ho Joy stepped up to the mic, saying 'Thats it for me. Thank you all!'.